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romacio...CrosioChain-up/Binding spellPop AddelumAccioCruciatusAN: Special fangz2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz6664helpin me wifda story and spelling. Urok! Justinurdaluv of my deprzzing lifeurok2! MCRROX!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXHimy name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony
black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reachesmy mid-back and icy blue eyes
like limpid tears and a lot of people tell meI look like Amy Lee(AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of
here!).I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish Iwas because he's a major fucking hottie.I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white.I have
pale white skin.I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year .I'm a goth
and I wear mostly black.I love
Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there.For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and
a black
leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat
boots.I was
wearing black lipstick, white
foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.I was
walking outside Hogwarts.It was snowing and raining so
there was no sun, which I was
very happy about.A lot of preps stared at me.I put up
my middle finger at them."Hey Ebony!"shouteda
voice.I looked
up.It was... Draco
Malfoy!"What's up Draco?"Iasked."Nothing."hesaidshyly.But then, I heard my
friends call me and I had to go away.XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXAN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!AN: Fangz2bloodytearz6664helpin me wifdachapta! BTWpreps stop flaming ma story ok!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXThe next day I woke up in my bedroom.It was snowing and raining again.I opened
the door of my coffin and
drank some blood from a bottle I had.My
coffin was black ebony and inside
it was hot pink velvet with black
lace on the ends.I got
out of my coffin and took ofmygiant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas.Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and
black fishnets on.I put on
four pairs of
earrings in my
pierced ears, and put my hair
in a kind of messy bun.My
friend, Willow(AN: Ravendis is u!) woke up then and
grinned at me.She
flipped her long
waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes.She put
on herMarilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled
boots.We
put on our makeup
"OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco
Malfoy yesterday!"shesaidexcitedly."Yeah? So?"Isaid, blushing."Do you like Draco?"sheasked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great
Hall."No I so fucking don't!"Ishouted."Yeah right!"sheexclaimed.Just then, Draco walked up to
me."Hi."hesaid."Hi."Irepliedflirtily."Guess what."hesaid."What?"Iasked."Well, Good
Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade."hetoldme."Oh. My. Fucking. God!"Iscreamed.I love
GC.They are my favorite band, besides MCR."Well.... do you want to go with me?"heasked.I
gasped.AN: STOP FLAMMINGDA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwizefangs2dagoffikppl4da good reveiws! FANGSAGENRAVEN! oh
yeah, BTW I don't own dis or da lyrics 4Good Chralotte.XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOn the night of the concert I put on myblack lace-up
boots with high heels.Underneath them were ripped red
fishnets.ThenI put on a black
leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and
front.I put on
matching fishnet on my arms.I
straightened my hair and made
it look all spiky.I felt
a little depressed then, so Islit one of my wrists.I read
a depressing book while I
waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC.I
painted my nails black and
put on TONS of black
eyeliner.ThenI put on some black
lipstick.I
didn't put on foundation because I was pale anyway.Idrank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.I went
outside.Draco was waiting there in front
of hisflying car.He was
wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt
,
baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner(AN: A lot fokewlboizwer it ok!)."Hi Draco!"Isaidin a depressed voice.Hi Ebony."hesaid back.We
walked into hisflying black Mercedes-Benz
and
flew to the place with the concert.On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and
Marilyn Manson.We
both smoked cigarettes and drugs.When we got there, we both hopped out of the car.We
went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte."You come in cold,
you're covered in blood They're all so happy you've arrived The doctor cuts
your cord, hands you to your mom She sets you free into this life."
sang Joel(I don't own da lyrics 2dat song)."Joel is so
fucking hot."Isaid to Draco,
pointing to him as he
sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.Suddenly Draco looked
sad."What's wrong?"Iasked as we moshed to the music.Then I
caught on."Hey, it's ok I don't like him
better than YOU!"Isaid."Really?"askedDracosensitively and he put his arm around me all protective."Really."Isaid."Besides I don't even know Joel and he's going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that
little bitch."Isaiddisgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face.The night went on really well, and I had a great time.So did Draco.After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji
and Joel for their autographs and
photos with them.We
got GC concert tees.Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn't go back
into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into... the Forbidden Forest!AN: I sedstup flaming
okebony's name is ENOBYnutmary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUVwifherdathe is acting defrent! deynueechodderb4 ok!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"DRACO!"Ishouted."What the fuck do you think you are doing?"Draco didn't answer but he
stopped the flying car and he walked out of it.I walked
out of it too, curiously."What the fucking hell?"Iaskedangrily."Ebony?"heasked."What?"Isnapped.Draco leaned in extra-close and
I looked into hisgothic red eyes
which revealed so much depressing sorrow and
evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.And then... suddenly just as IWhat? I don't even?Draco kissed me passionately.Draco climbed on top of
me and we started to make
out keenly against a tree.He
took ofmy top and I took ofhis clothes.I
even took ofmybra.Then he put histhingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the
first time."Oh! Oh! Oh!"Iscreamed.I was
beginning to get an orgasm.We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm.And then..."WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"It was...Dumbledore!AN: STOP flaming! ifuflam it menzur a prep or a
posr! Da only resonDumbledeorswor is cozhe had a hedache ok an on
tup of dathewuz mad at dem4having sexx!
PS imnut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDumbledore made and Draco and I follow him.He
kept shouting at us
angrily."Youludacris fools!"heshouted.I started
to cry tears of blood down my pallid face.Draco comforted me.When we went back to the castleDumbledore took us to Professor
Snape and Professor McGonagall who
were both looking
very angry."They were having
sexual intercourse in the Forbidden
Forest!"heyelledin a furious voice."Why did you do such a thing,
you mediocre
dunces?"askedProfessor McGonagall."How dare you?"demandedProfessor Snape.And then Draco shrieked."BECAUSE I LOVE HER!"Everyone was quiet.Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said."Fine. Very well. You may go up to your
rooms."Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers
glared at us."Are you okay, Ebony?"Dracoaskedme
gently."Yeah I guess."Ilied.I went to the girl's dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all
around it and black high heels.When I came
out...Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing "I justwannalive" by Good Charlotte.I was so flattered,
even though he wasn't
supposed to be there.We hugged and
kissed.After that, we
said goodnight and he
reluctantly went back into his room.AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot
update ubtilu give me gooodrevows!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXThe next day I woke up
in my coffin.I put on a black
miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red
skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were
black.I put on two pairs of skull
earrings, and two crosses in my
ears.I spray-painted my hair with purple.In the Great Hall, I ate some Count
Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red
blood.Suddenly someone
bumped into me.All the blood spilled over my top."Bastard!"Ishoutedangrily.I regretted saying it
when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black
hair with red streaks in it.He was wearing so
much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black
lipstick.He didn't have
glasses anymore and now he
was wearing red contact
lenses just like Draco's and there was
no scar on hisforhead anymore.He had
a manly stubble on his chin.He had a sexy English
accent.He looked exactly
like Joel Madden.He was so sexy that
my body went all hot when
I saw him kind of like an erection
only I'm a girl so
I didn't get one you
sicko."I'm so sorry."hesaidin a shy voice."That's all right. What's your name?"Iquestioned."My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these
days."hegrumbled."Why?"Iexclaimed."Because I love the taste of human
blood."hegiggled."Well, I am a
vampire."Iconfessed."Really?"hewhimpered."Yeah."Iroared.We sat down to
talk for a while.Then Draco came up behind me and told mehe had a surprise for me so I went away with him.Bring me2lifeAN: wel ok uguyzim only writtingdiscuz I got 5godreviuws. nBTW I wontritedanxttil I gitTINgodvons! STO FLAMING OR ILL
REPORT U! Evony isn't a Marie Sue
okshe isn't perfect SHES A
SATANITS! nshe has problemzshes depressed 4godz sake!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXZXXXXXXXXXXXXXDraco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went
upstairs.I was wearing red Satanistsings on my nails in red nail polish(AN: cdoezdat sound lik a Maru Sue2u?).I waved to Vampire.Dark misery was in his depressed eyes.I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco.Anyway, I went upstairs
excitedly with Draco.We went into
his room and locked the door.Then... We started
frenching passively and we took off each others clothes
enthusiastically.He felt me up before I took of my top.Then I took off myblack leather
bra and he took
off his pants.We went on the
bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's
thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)"Oh Draco, Draco!"Iscreamed while getting an orgasm when all of a
sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on
Draco's arm.It was a black heart with an arrow through
it.On it in bloody gothic writing were the
words............Vampire!I was so
angry."You bastard!"Ishoutedangrily, jumping out of the
bed."No! No! But you don't understand!"Dracopleaded.But I knew too
much."No, you fucking idiot!"Ishouted."You
probably have AIDs anyway!"I put on myclothes all huffily and then stomped
out.Draco ran out even though he was naked.He had a really big
you-know-what but I was too mad to care.I stomped out and did
so until I was in Vampire'sclassroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people."VAMPIRE POTTER,
YOU
MOTHERFUCKER!"Iyelled.AN: stopflassing ok! ifu do denur a prep!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXEveryone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into
the room even though he was
naked and started begging me
to take him back."Ebony, it's not what
you think!"Dracoscreamedsadly.My friend B'loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly.She flipped her long waste-length gothic black
hair and opened hercrimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on.She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on.Hermione was kidnapped when she was born.Her real parents are
vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about
it.She still has
nightmares about it and she
is very haunted and depressed.It also turns out her
real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanismshe is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. )"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!"Snapedemeanedangrily in his cold voice but I ignored him."Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!"Ishouted at him.Everyone gasped.I don't know why
Ebony was so mad at me.I had went out with
Vampire (I'mbi and so is Ebony) for a while but then he broke my heart.He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy
fucker.Wewere just good friends
now.He had gone
through horrible problems, and now hewas gothic.
"But I'm not going out with Draco anymore!"saidVampire."Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!"Iscreamed.I ran out of the room
and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost myvirility to Draco and then I
started to bust into tears. AN: stop flaming ok! I dntnred all dabooxdis is frumda movie ok so
itznut my folt if dumbeldorswers! besuizds I
SEDHE HAD A HEDACHE! anddaresonsnapdosentlikharry
now is cozheschristian and vampire is a satanist! MCRROX!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXI was so mad and
sad.I couldn't believe
Draco for cheating on me.I began to cry against
the tree where Idid it with Draco.Then all of a suddenly, an horrible
man with red eyes and no nose and everything started
flying towards me on a
broomstick!He didn't have a
nose and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't
gothic.It was... Voldemort!"No!"Ishoutedin a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted "Imperius!" and I couldn't run away."Crookshanks!"Ishouted at him.Voldemort fell ofhis broom and started to
scream.I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped."Ebony."heyelled."Thou must kill Vampire
Potter!"I thought about Vampire and hissexah eyes and hisgothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden.I remembered that Draco had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if Draco went
out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?"No, Voldemort!"Ishouted back.Voldemort gave me a gun."No! Please!"Ibegged."Thou must!"heyelled."If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!""How did you know?"Iaskedin a surprised way.Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face."I hath telekinesis."heansweredcruelly."And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!"heshouted.Then he flew away
angrily on his
broomstick.I was so scared and mad
I didn't know what to
do.Suddenly Draco came into the woods."Draco!"Isaid."Hi!""Hi."hesaid back but his face was all sad.He was wearing white foundation and
messy
eyeliner kind of like a pentagram(geddit)
between Joel Madden and Gerard
Way."Are you okay?"Iasked."No."heanswered."I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I
thought you cheated on
me."Iexpelled."That's okay."hesaidall depressed and we went back into
Hogwarts together making
out.AN: stup it u gay fags
if udonotlikma story denfukk off! ps it turnz
out b'loodymary isn't a muggleafertalnshenvampirer evildatzydeymovd houses ok!XXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXI was really scared
about Vlodemort all day.I was even upset went to rehearsals with
mygothic metal bandBloody Gothic Rose 666.I am the lead singer of
it and I play guitar.People say that we sound like a cross between GC,
Slipknot and MCR.The
other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire,
Draco, Ron
and Hargrid.Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs
instead.I knew Draco was probably slitting his
wrists
and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride.I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt.You might think I'm a
slut but I'm really
not.I don't think this is a fwb? --JanisWe were singing
a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the songI suddenly bust into tears."Ebony! Are you OK?"B'loody Maryaskedin a concerted
voice."What the fuck do you think?"Iaskedangrily.And then I said."Well, Voldemort came
and the fucking
bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But
I don't want to kill
him, because, he's really nice,
even if he did go out
with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will
fucking kill Draco!"I burst into
tears.Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a
wall."Why didn't you fucking tell me!"heshouted."How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!"I started to cry and
cry.Draco started to cry too all sensitive.Then he ran out
crying.We practiced for one more hour.Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in
angrily!His eyes were all
fiery and I knew this time it
wasn't causehe had a
headache."What have you done!"Hestarted to crywisely. "EbonyDraco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by
slitting his wrists."AN: i sedstup flaming upprepz! c if dischaptr is srupid!1111 it delzwitrlysrisissus! spc4urself if itzztupidbrwfangz2mafrend raven 4hleping me!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"NO!"Iscreamed.I was horrorfied!B'loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my
room crying myself.Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.Anyway, I started
crying tears of blood and then Islit both of my wrists.They got all over myclothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while
I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume.I
grabbed a steak and almost stuck
it into my heart to commit suicide.I was so fucking
depressed!I got out of the
bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over itsandly.I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the
ends and six pairs of skull
earrings.I couldn't fucking
believe it.Then I looked out the
window and screamed... Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me!And Loopin was masticating to it!They were sitting
on their
broomsticks."EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOUPEDOS OR WHAT!"Iscreamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it.
Suddenly Vampire ran in."Abra Kedavra!"heyelled at Snape and
Loopin pointing hiswomb.I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started
screaming and the camera broke.Suddenly, Dumblydore ran in."Ebony, it has
been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"heshouted looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly...Hargrid ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to
talk."What do you know, Hargrid? You're just a little Hogwarts
student!""I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT...."Hargiridpausedangrily."BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!""This cannot be." Snap said in a crisp voice as blood
dripped from his hand where Dumblydore's wand had shot him."There must be other factors.""YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!"Iyelledin madly.Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly."The lens may be ruined but the tape is still
there!"I felt faint, more than
I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough
blood."Why are youwho is this? Ebony? doing
this?"Loopinsaidangrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on
his clook.And then I heard the
words that I had heard before
but not from him.I did not know whether
to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because
I felt faint."BECAUSE...BECAUSE...."Hargidsaid and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air.Then swooped he in
singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50
Cent."Because you'regoffic?"Snapaskedin a little afraid voicecausehe was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan."Because I LOVE HER!"AN: stop f,aing ok hargrid is a pedo2 a lot of ppl in amerikanskoolzrlikdatIwunted2adresdaishu! how duunosnapiantkristian plus hargrid isn't really in luvwifebonydat was sedric ok!I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Drago had given
me in case anything
happened to him.He had told me to use it valiantly against
an enemy but I knew that
we must both go
together."NO!"I THOUGHT IT WAS HAIRgrid
but it was Vampire.He started to scream."OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR
HURTS!"and then... his eyes rolled
up!You could only see hisred whites.I stopped."How did u know?""I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning
bolt!""NO!"I ran up
closer."I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!"Ishouted."I do but Diabolo
changed it into a pentagram for me and I always
cover it up with foundation."hesaid back."Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the
lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco................Volfemort has
himbondage!" Anyway I was in the school nurse's
office now recovering from my slit
wrists.Snap and Loopin and HAHRID
were there too.They were going
to St. Mango's after they recovered causethey were pedofiles and you can't have
those fucking pervs teaching in a
school with lots of hot gurlz. Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked.I put up my middle
finger at them.Anyway Hargrid came into my hospital bedroom? holding a bouquet of pink
roses."EnobyI need to tell usomethnig."hesaidin a v. serious
voice, giving me the roses."Fuck off."Itoldhim."You know I
fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don't like fucked up preps
like you."Isnapped.Hargrid had been mean to me before for being gottik."No Enoby."Hargridsays."Those are not roses.""What, are they goffs too you poser prep?"IaskedcauseI was angry that he had brought me pink roses."I saved your life!"Heyelledangrily."No you didn'tIreplied.""You saved me
from getting a Paris Hiltonp- video made from your shower scene and
being vued by Snap and Loopin."Who MASTABATED
to it he added silently."Whatever!"Iyelledangirly.He pointed his wand
at the pink roses."These aren't roses."He
suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and
mutteredWell
Ifyou wanted Honesty that's all you
haDTOSAY!. "hat's not a spell that's an MCR song."Icorrectedhim
wisely."I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes."Then he
screamed."Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacioimo noto okayo!"And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle
of the air.And it was black.Now I knew he wasn't a prep."OK I believe you now wtf is
Drako?"Hairgrid rolled his eyes.I looked into the balls
of flame but I could c
nothing."Uc, Enobby,"Dumblydoresaid, watching the two of us watching the flame."2cwhtizndaflmes(HAHA UREVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT)umst find urslf1st, k?""I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD
MAN!"Hargridyelled.dUMBLydorelookdshockd.I guess he didn't have a headache
or else he would have
said something back.Hairgrid stormed off back into his bed."Ur a liar, profdumbledoree!"Anyway when I got
better I went upstairs and
put on a black leather minidress that
was all ripped on the ends with lace on it.There was some corset stuff on the front.Then I put on black
fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on
them.I put my hair all out
around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring
and I put on blood-red lipstick,
black eyeliner
and black lip
gloss."You look kawai, girl."B'loody Marysaidsadly."Fangsyou do too."Isaidsadly too, but I was still upset.Islit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and
Isucked all the blood.I cried again in my
bathroom and put the shades on so Snap and Loopin
couldn't spy on me this
time.I went to some
classes.Vampire was in the Hair of
Magical Magic Creatures.He looked all
depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love
with Draco.He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff."Hi."hesaidin a depressed way."Hi back."Isaidin an wquallysaid
way.We both looked
at each other for some time.Harry had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Dracos.Then... we
jumped on each other and started screwing each other."STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!"shoutedProfessor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone
else."Vampire you
fucker!"Isaid slapping him."Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Draco!"Ishouted and then I ran away angrily.Just then he started
to scream."OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!"and then... his eyes rolled
up!You could only see hisred whites."NO!"I ran up closer."I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!"Ishouted."I do but Diabolo
changed it into a pentagram for me and I always
cover it up with foundation."hesaid back."Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what
was happening to Draco................Volfemort has
him bondage!"XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXSPECIAL FANGZ2 RAVEN MY GOFFIX BLOOD SISTAWTFURSUPPOZD2RITDIS!11111111 HEY RAVEN DO U KNOW
WHERE MY SWEATER IAN: raven fangz4gelpin me agenimsoryahtokurpostr of gerard
but dat guy is such a fokinsexbom! PREPZ STOP FLAMIGNG!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Dumbledore.We were so
scared."DumbledoreDumblydore!"we bothyelled.Dumbledore came there."What is it that you want now you despicable
snobs?"heaskedangrily."Volsemort has
Draco!"weshoutedat the same time.He laughed in an
evil voice."No! Don't! We need to save Draco!"webegged."No."hesaidmeanlycruelly."I don't give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school
especially with YOU
Ebony."hesaid while he frowned looking at me."Besides I never liked him that much
anyway."thenhe walked
away.Vampire started crying."My Draco!"hemoaned.(AN: don't ufik gay guyzrlik so hot!)"Its okay!"Itried to tellhim but that didn't stop him.He started to cry
tears of blood.Then he had a
brainstorm."I had an idea!"heexclaimed."What?"Iaskedhim."You'll see."hesaid.He took out his wand
and did a spell.Then... suddenly we were in Voldemprt's
lair!We ran in with
our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. "Allah
Kedavra"It was... Voldemort!AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Ravenfangz4helpinagen. imsoryahkudnt update but I wuzderperessdn I had 2 go 2da hospital kuz I slit muhrists. PS imnut updating tilugiv me 10 godrevoiws! WARNING: SUM OF DISCHAPTA IS XTREMLYSCRAY. VIOWEREXCRETIONADVISD.How would we mark this up?
Would we mark this up?XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXWe ran to where Volcemort was.It turned out that Voldemort wasn't
there.Insteadthe fat guy who killed Cedric was.Draco was there crying tears of
blood.Snaketail was torturing him.Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail."Rid my sight you
despicable preps!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gunhe Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a
lovey-dovey look in his eyes."EnobyIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme."
hesaid. "Huh?" I
asked."Enoby I love youwill you have sex with me?" asked Snaketail.I started laughing
crudely."What the fuck? You
torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." I said angrily.Then I stabbed him in the heart.Blood pored out of it like a fountain."Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed.He started
screaming and running around.Then he fell down
and died.Ibrust into tears sadly."Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort.Then... he started
coming!We could
hear his high heels clacking totowardsus.So we got
on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts.We went
to my room.Vampire went away.There I started
crying."What's wrong honey?"
asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could
screw.He had a sex-pack
and a really huge you-know-what and everything."Its so unfair!"
I yielded."Why can't I just be
ugly or plain like all da other girls
and preps here except for B'loody
Mary, because she's not ugly or anything.""Why would you wanna be
ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such
fucking sluts." answered Draco."Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he's in love with me. Vampire
likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't
Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't woryenoby
isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot
of pplhav told her shes pretty)"Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE
NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away.AN: stup flaming ok! btwusukfrumno on evrytimsum1flams me imgona slit muhristsz! fangz2raven4hlpein!XXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"EbonyEbony!"shoutedDracosadly."No, please, come back!"But I was too
mad."Whatever! Now u can go anhhave sex with Vampire!"Ishouted.I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my
blood-red key.It had a picture of Marylin Manson on
it.He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of
Draco and Vampire.I started to cry and
weep.I took a razor and
started to slit my wrists.Idrank the blood all depressed.Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in
blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt.Under that I put on
ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red
letters.I put my ebony black
hair out.Anyway I went
downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual.I did sum advanced BiologyI think she
means Transfiguration here. work.I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar.Suddenly the guitar turned to Draco!"EnobyI love you!"heshoutedsadly."Idnot care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Urda most beautiful girl in the world.
Before I met youI
used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be
with you. I fucking love you!."Then... he started to
sing "Da Chronicles of
Life and Death"
right in front of
the entire class!His singing voice was
so amazing and gothic and sexxy like a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson(AN: don'tufinkdosguyzr so hot. ifudnotno who deyr get dafuk out odhr!) ."OMFG."Isaid after he was finished.Some fucking preps stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were
covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Draco's now) at them."I love you!"Isaid and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff
and CMM in a Cinderella
Story.Then we went away
holding hands.Loopin shouted at us but he stopped cuz everyone
was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether.Then I saw a poster
saying that MCR would have a concert in Hogsmede right then.We looked at each
other all shocked and then we went 2gether.AN: unowut! sut up ok! proov2 me urnutprepz! ravenusukufukenbichgimmebakmahfukijnswteetursupsd2ritdis! Ravenwtfubichursuposd to dodis! BTWfangz2britney56554techinmuhjapnese!XXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXWe ran happily to
Hogsmede.There we saw the
stage where GC had played.We ran in
happly.MCR were there playing 'Helena'.I was so fucking
happy!Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da
pictures.Even Draco thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn't
matter cuzI knew know that we were da only true ones for
eachother.I was wearing a black
leather minidress and black leather platinum
boots with red ripped fishnets.Draco was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy
pants.Anyway, we stated
moshing to Helena.We frenched.We ran up 2 the front of the band to
stage-dive.Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask.So did the others.We
gasped.It wasn't them at
all.It was.,... Volsemort and daDeath Dealers!"WtfDracoim not going
to a concert widu!"Ishoutedangrily."Not after what happened to me last time? Even if itsMCRnuno how much Ilik them""Whatcausewe...you know..."hegadgettedWatuncomfortblicause guys don't like to
talk a bout
you-know-what."Yeah causewe you
know!"Iyieldedin an angry voice."We won't do that again."Dracopromised."This time, we're going with an
ESCORT.""OMFGwtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?"Iasked."So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?""NO."hemutteredloudly.Ru becoming a prep or what?"Ishootdangrily."Enoby! I'm not! Pls come with me!"He fell down to his knees and started singing
'Daworldisblack' by GC to me.I was flattenedcause that's not even a single,
he had memorized dalyrks just 4me!"OK then I guess I
will have to."Isaid and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2my room.B'loody Mary was standing there."Hajimemashitegurl."shesaidhappily"BTWWillowthat fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her
klasses and sheskepped math."(an: RAVENUFUKINSUK! FUKU!)"It serves that fukingbich right."Ilaughedangrily.Well anywaywewherefelling all deprezzed.Wewutsched some goffic movies like DasniteMAREb4xmas."Maybe Willow will
die too."Isaid."Kawai."B'loody Mair shook her head enrgticallylethrigcly."Oh yeaho have a confessionaftershe got expuldI murdered her and denloopin
did it with hercausehe's a necphilak.""Kawai."Icommntedhappily .Wetalked to each other in silence for da rest uvda movie."OH HEY BTw, im going
to a concert with drako tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr."Ised.
" I need to wear like dahotset outfit EVA."B'LoodyMairyNoddedENREGeticALLlY.
"Omfg totally lets go shopping.""In Hot Topic,
right?"Iasked, already getting out myspshcialHot TopicLoiyaltycarde."No."My head snaped up."WHAT?"my head spuin.I could not believe
it."B'Loody Mary are u a PREP?""NOOOO!NOOOO!"Shelaughed. "I found some cool goffic
stores near Hogwarts that's
all.""Hu told
uabut them"Iaskd sure it would be Drako or
Diabolo orVampire.Or me."Dumblydore."Shesed. "Let
me just call ourbroms.""OMFFGDUMBLYDORE?"Iaskedquietly."YahI saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk."Shetoldme. "Come
onlet's
go."We were going in
a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLYright? for the concerts in
Hogsmeade.The salesperson was
OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. "We only
have these for da real goffs.""Da real goffs?"Me
and B'Loody MaryaskedB'Loody Mary and Iasked."Yahu wouldn't believe how many posersther are in this town man! Yesterday
loopin
and snap tried to buy a goffic camera
pouch."He shook his head."Idint even nothey had a
camera.""OMFG NO THEIRGONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!"Icried, running out of the changing room wearing a
long black dress with lots
of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge
slit."Oh my satanyou have to buy that
outfit"The salespersonsaid."Yeah it looks totlly hot."saidB'Loody Mary."You know what I am gona give it
to you free causeu look really hot in that utfit. Hey are yougonna be at the concert
tonight?"heasked."YeahI am actually."I looked back at him."HeyBTWmy name's ebondydark'nessdementiaTARAway what's yours?""Tom
Rid."Hesaid and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. "maybeI'll see you there
tonight.""YeahI don't think so causeI am going there with
my bfdrakoyou sick perv!"Iyelledangrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried."OMFGEBONDYU NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE
CASTLE NOW!"AN: I sedstupflmingdastryo! ifur a prepdendnotred it! ukintelwederur a prep or
not by ma quizitz on mahompage. ifur not denurok. ifurdenFOOOOOKUFFFFFFFFFF! pzwillo isn't rely a prep. Ravenplz do disilpromis2givubakurpostr!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXTom
Riddle gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free.He said hewud help us wifmakeup if hewuntedkoz he was rellyin2fashinn stuff. Hargird kept shooting at us to cum back
2Hogwarts."WTFHargrid?"Ishoutedangrily. "Fuck
off you fjucking
bastard."Well anywayWillow came.Hargird went away angrily."Hey bitchyou look kawaii."shesaid."Yah but
not as kawaii as you."IansweredsadlycauseWillow's really
pretty and everything.She was wearing a
short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and a
blak
blood-red miniskirt, leather
fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale she wuz.She had a really nice body wif
big bobs and everything.She was thin enouff2 be anorexic."So ru going 2da concert wifDraco?"sheasked."Yah."Isaidhappily."I'mgong with Diabolo." she anserred
happily.Well anywayDraco and Diabolo
came.They were both
loking extremely hot and sexy and
u could tell they thoufhtwe were ot2.Diabolo was wearing a black t-shirt that said '666' on it.
He was wearing tons off makeup jus like Marylin Manson.Draco was wearing black leather pants,
a gothicblack GC t-shirt and black Vans he got from daWarped tower.B'loody Mart was going 2da concert wifDracola.Dracola used to be called Navel but it tuned out dathe was kidnapped at birth
and his real family were vampires.They dyed in a car
crash.Navel converted to Satanism and
he went goth.He was in Slitherin now.He was wearing
a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black
hair wif red streekz in it.We kallhimDracula now.Well anywayweal went 2Draco's black Mercy-Bens
that
his dad Lucian gave him.We did pot, coke and crak.Draco and I made out.We made fun of dose stupid fukingpreps.We soon got there...Igapsed.Gerard was da sexiest guy eva! Helocked even sexier denhe did in pix.He had long raven blak hair n
piercing blue eyes.Hewuz really skinny and he had n
amazing ethnic voice.We moshed 2Helena and sumoddersongz.Sudenly Gerardpolledof his mask.So did the other membez.I gasped.It wasn't Gerard at all!It was an ugly preppy man wif no nose and red eyes...Every1 ran away but
me and Draco.Draco and I came.It was...Vlodemort and daDeath
Deelers!"U moronic
idiots!"heshootedangstily. "Enoby, I told u to kill Vampire. Thou have failed. And now...I shall kill thou and Draco!""No no please!"Webeggedsadly but he took out his knife.Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick.He had lung black hair and a looong black bread.Hewuswerring a blak robe datsed'avril lavigne' on da back.Heshotted a spel and Vlodemort ran
away.It was...DUMBLYDORE!AN: I SEDSTUPFLAMMING! ifu do denur a fukenprep! fangz2 raven 4da help nstuf. urok! nurnut a prep. fangz for muhsewter! ps daoderesondumbeldorswor is koz he trin2 be gofik so der!XXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXI woke up the next day
in my coffin.I walked out of it and
put on some black
eyeliner, black eyesharrow,
blood-bed lipstick and a black really
low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripesso you could see my
belly.I was wearing a skull belly ring with
black and red diamonds inside it.(Da night beforeDraco and Irent back to the skull
. Dumbeldore
chased Vlodemort away. We flew there on our brooms. Mine was black and the
broom-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Draco had a black MCRboom. We went back to our rooms and wehad you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.)Well anywayI went down to the Grate
Hall.There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too.But you fould see that there
was pink pant underneath the black
pant.And there were pastors of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet
Boys."WTF!"Ishouted going to sit next to
B'loody Mary and Willow.B'loody Mary was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Chraloote
t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy
boots.Willow was wearing a long gothic blak dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came
up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets.Vampire, Dracula and Draco came.We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong.The
boys joined in causetheywerebi."Those guys are so fucking hot."Navelwas saying as suddenly a gothicold man with a black
beard and everything came.He was the same
one who had chassed away Vlodemort yesterday.He had normal tan
skin but he was wearing
white
foundation and he had died his hare black."...DUMBLEDORE?1!"we all gasped."WTF?"Ishoutedangrily."I
thought he was just
wearing that to scare Volsemort!""Hello everyone."hesaidhappily."As u can
seeI gave the room a makeover. Whjat do ufink about it?"Everyone from the poser table in Gryiffindoor started to cheer.Wellwe goths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads.We couldn't believe what a poserhe was!1."BTW you can call me Albert."HECALLEDASWELEFTtofor our classes."What a fucking poser!"Dracoshoutedangrily as wewe to Transfomation.We were holding
hands.Vampire looked really jealous.I could see himcrying blood in a gothicway
but I didn't say anything."I bet he'shavin a mid-life
crisis!"Willowshouted.I was so fucking
angry.im nut ok i promiseAN: plzstup flaming da story if u dour a fokenprepnurjelous ok!11frumnoqunimgong2delturmenreviowz!111BTWevonyd a poorblod so der!1fangz2raven4mda help!11XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXAll day we sat
angerlyfinking about Dumbelldore.We were so
fucking pissed off.Well, I had one thing
to look forward too- daMCR concert.It had been postphoned, so weWould this be a
situation where "we" is actually the "everyone" "we?" could all
go.Anyway, I went to the
common room sadly to cut
classes.Draco was being all secretive.I asked what it was and
he got all mad me and
started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so
hot)."No one fucking understands me!1"heshoutedangrily as his black hare went in his
big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of BorkenDreamz.He was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die.I was wearing a blak leather low
cut top with chains all over it all over it a
blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing.My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Amy Lee in Gong Under. (email me if
uwana see dapik)"Accuseme? What about me!"Igrowled."Buy-but-but-"hegrunted."You
fucking bastard!"Imoaned."No! Wait! It's not what it fucking looks
like!"heshouted.But it was to late.I knew what Iherd.I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring.Draco banged on the door.Iwhipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed
down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois(raven that is soo our video!).I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.Suddenly Hargrid came.He had appearated."You gave me a
fucking shock!"Ishoutedangrily dropping my
pot."Wtf
do youfinkyou're doing in
dagurl's room?"Only it wasn't just Hargrid.Someone else was
with him too!For a second I wanted
it 2bTom Rid or maybe Draco
but it was Dumblydore."Hey I need to ask you a question."hesaid, pulling out hisblack wanabe-goffik
purse."What are u wearing to the concert?""Uno who MCRr!"Igasped."NoI just saw there was
a concert dat a lot of gothz
and punx were going 2."Hesaid."AnywayDraco has a surprise for u."AN: I sed I dnotykerwutufink! stofpflamin ok prepz!1fangz2raven4da help!1 oh yahbtw ill be un vacation in transilvania4danex 3 dayz so dnot expect updatz.XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXAll day I wondered what
the surprise was.Meanwhile, Ipot on a blakleddermini, a blak corset with urple lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact
boots.MCR were gong2 do the concert again, since Volxemort had taken over the last one.I
slit my wrists while I moshed 2MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited.Suddenly someone
knocked on the door while I
was trying on sum black clothes and
moshing to Fangu4da Venom.I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside dat it was
Draco so we could do it
again."Wutde fucking hell ru doing!"Ishoutedangrily.It was Loopin!"Rugonnacumrapeme or what."Iyelled.I was allowed to say
dat because Dumblydore had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Snap since he
was a pedo."No, actshellykanIplzburrowsumcondemns."hegrowldangrily."Yah, so
u can fukur six-yr-old gurlfriend, huh?"Ishoutedsarkastikally."Fuker."Hesaid, gong away.Well anyway, I put on
some black eyesharow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and
white
foundation.Then I wentWhere
did they go?.DenI gasped......................................................................Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hallIs this the Great Hall, or just a
hallway outside the slytherin dorms?, doin it, and Dobby was watching!1"Oh my god youludacris idiot!"they both
shootedangrily when they saw me.Dobby ran away crying.Dey got up, though.Normally Iwood have ben turned on but both of them were fukingpreps.(btwsnake is movd2griffindoor now)"WTFisthat why u wanted
condoms?"IaskedsadisticallyWhat the fuck is this
word?. "Only you wouldn't give them to me!"Lumpkinshoutedangrily."Well youshoulda told me."Ireplayed."You dimwit!."Snakebegan 2shootangrily.And then.........I took out my black camera and took a pic of them.U could see that they were naked and
everything."Wellxcuseme!"they both
shoutedangrily."What was datal about?""It wuz
to blackmail u."Isnarked."So now next time you see medoing it with my boyfriend you cantfuking rat me out or I'll show
dis to Dumbledork. So fuck off, u
bastards!"I started to
run.They chased me but I threw mywound at them and dey
tripped over it.Well anyway, I went
outside and there was Vampire, looking extremely
fucking hot."WTFwhere'dDraco?"Iaskedhim."Oh he'sbein a fucking bastard. He told mehe wouldn't cum."Vampiresaid shaking hished."Uwannacum with me? 2 the concert?"Then..... he showed
mehisflying car.I gasped.It was a black car.He said his dogfather Serious Blak had given it2him.The license plate on the front sedMCR666 on it.The one on da
back said 'ENOBY' on it...........I gasped.We flew to the
concert hall. MCRwere there,
playing.Vampire and I began 2 make
out, moshing to the muzik.I gapsed, looking at
da band.I almost had an orgasim.Gerard was so fucking hot!He begin 2 sing 'Helena' and hissexah beautiful
voice began 2 fill the hall...........And den, I heard some crrying.I turned and saw Draco, cryin
in a corner.AN: fuku ok! ufokngsuk. itznutmafult if itzspeldrong okkozdatbichraverncuz it fokuprepzHow do
you even... what?!1 woopz sozravenfangz4da help. btwtransilvanaroxhrad!1 I even gut2 go 2dakaselwerdrkola was flimed!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXLater we
all went in the skull.Draco was crying in dacommon room."Draco are u okay?"Iaskedin a gothic
voice."No I'm notufuking bitch!"heshoutedangrily.Hestated to run out of the place in a
suicidal way.Istated to cry cuzI was afraid he would commit suicide."Its okEnoby."saidVampirecomfortly."Ill
make him feel
better.""You mean you'll go fuck himwontyou!"Ishoutedangrily.Then I ran 2 get Draco.Vampire came too."Draco please comeRight?!"hebegan to cry.Tears of blood came down hispail face.Iwuzso turned oncuz I love sensitive bi guyz. And then................................weherdsum footsteps!Vampire got out hisblakinvincibilitycoke.We both gut under it.We saw the
janitor Mr. Norris there, shouting angrily with a
flashlight in his
hand."WHOSE THERE!"heshoutedangrily.We saw Filth come.He went undada invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly."IS ANY1 THERE!"yelledMr. Norris."Nofuckuyoupreppy little posersun of a fukcingbich!"Vampiresaidunder hisbreast in a disgusted
way."EXCUS
ME! EXCUS ME
WHO SEDDAT!"yelledMr. Norris.Denhe heard Filch
meow."Filth is derany1undada cloak!"heasked.Filth nodded.And then............................Vampir frenched me!He did it jus as..........................Mr. Norris was taking ofda cloak!1"WHAT DA-"heyelled but it was 2 latecuz now we were ruining away frumhim.And denwe saw Draco crying nbustinin2tearz and
slitting hisrists outside of da school."Draco!"Icried."Ru okay?""I guess though."Dracoweeped.We went back
to ourcoffins frenching each other.Draco and I decided to watch Lake
Placid
on the gothic red
bedTwo Coffins == One Bed? together.As Iwuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly
I had a vision of
something that was happening now???.There was a knok on the
door and Fug and daMystery of
Magic walked into the school!1AN: stfu! prepzstup flaming
okifudnotlik itfukof I noitzmr.norisitzraven'sfolt ok!11usuk!1nojus kiddingravenufokiengrokprepzsuk!1XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXAll day everyone talked about the Misery of Magic.Well anyway, I woke up
the next day.I was in my coffin so I opened the door.I was wearing blaklacey leather
pajamas.Then I
gasped.Standing in front of mewhere... B'loody
Mary, Vampire, Diabolo, Draco, Dracula and Willow!I opened mycrimson eyes.Willow was wearing a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody roses
all over it.Under that shewart a black poofy skirt wit lace on it and black gothic boots that was
attached to the top.The boots were attached to the top of what? The skirt?
WTF even???Vampire was wearing a baggy Simple Plan t-shirt and baggy black
pants and Vans.Draco was wearing a black MCR
t-shirt and blak jeans and a leather
jacket.He looked just likeeGerard Way, and almost as fucking sexy.Vampire looked like Joel Madden.B'loody Mary was wearing a tight black
poofy gothic dress that she had ripped so it showed of all herclearage with a white apron
that said 'bich' and other swear words
and MCR lyrics on it kind of like
one dress I had seen Amy Lee wear once.Darkness
was there too.She was weavingI guess it's technically
possible that she WAS weaving, but I think that's unlikely... a ripped
gothic black dress with ripped stuff all over it
and a lace-up top thing and black pointy boots.So were Crab and Goyle.Wait, what? They were also wearing/weaving a ripped black
dress with ripped stuff all over it and a lace-up top thing and black pointy
boots? This I'd like to see.It turns out that Darkness, Diabolo, Crab and Goyle'sdad was a vampire.Hecommitted suicide by slitting his wrists with a
razor.He had raped them and stuff before
too.They all got so depressed that they
became goffik and converted to Stanism."OMFG"Iyielded as
I jumped up."Why the fuck are u all here?""Enoby something
is really fucked up."Dracosaid."OK but I need to put my fucking clothes on
first."Ishoutedangrily."It's all right. We have to go now and
you look kawaii anyway. Your so fucking beautiful."Dracosaidin a sexy voice."Ohall right."Isaid smiling. "But you
have to tell me why your being all erectiveWhat even? Protective? Maybe?
IDEK..""I willI will."hesaid.So I just put on some
black
eyeliner, black
lipstick and red eyeshadow and white foundation.Then I came.WeI hope that's actually all of them, not
sure. Too many characterssss. Someone check for me? all went outside
the Great Hal and looked in from a widow.A fucking prep called Britney from Griffindoor was standing next to us.She was wearing a
pink mini
and a Hilary Duff
t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her.Inside the Great Hallwe could see Dumbledork.Cornelia Fudged was there shouting at DumbledoreI put in hp here because she actually fucking managed
to get the HP!verse spelling correct. Idk if we want to keep it but I
thought it was more descriptive than ??? would've been..Doris
Rumbridge was there too."THIS CANNOT BE!"sheshoutedangrily. "THE SCHOOL MUST BE
CLOSED!""THE BARK LORD IS
PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!"yelledCornelia Fudge."YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY
LONGER!"yelledRumbridge."YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR
VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR
STUDENTS!""Very well."Dumbledoresaidangrily. "Buttwe cannot do this. We can't close the school. There is only
one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and she is in the school. And her name is...Enony
Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way."Draco, Crab, Goyle, Darkness, Willow, Vampire and
B'loody Mary looked at each other...I
gasped.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------AN: dhutdafok up biches!1urjusjeloskoz I gut 10000 reviowz!1fangz2raven4da help ntelin me boutda boox gurlurokletz go shopin2getha!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXThe door opened and Proffesor Rumbridge and Cornelia Fudge stomped out angrily.Then Dumbledum and Rumbridgesawedus."MR. WAY WHAT THE
BEEP ARE YOU
DOING!"<--Censorship?Rumbridgeshoutedangrily.Dumbledore blared at her."Oops she made a
mistake!"I believe Dumbledore is speaking to the
audience, saying either that Rumbridge mistook one of the characters for
Gerard Way, or that she made a funny as far as logic/common sense. Same for
the next dialogue.hecorruptedherhesaidinsidiously."She means hi everybodycum in!"Well we all came in angrily.So did all the other students.I sat between Darkness and Draco and
opposite B'loody Mary.Crab and Goyle
started 2 make some morbid
jokes.They both looked exactly like Ville
Vollo.Ieight some Count
Chocula and drank som blood
from a cup.Then Iherdsomeoneshootingangrily.I looked behind me it was.........Vampire!He and Draco were shooting at eachother."Vampire, DracoWTF?"Iasked."You fucking bustard!"yelledDraco at Vampire."I
want to shit next to her!1""NoI do!"Who shouted? Should be vampire, check print version.
shouted.No she doesn't fucking like u, you son of a
bitch!"yelledDraco."No fuck you motherfucker she lavesme not you!"shoutedVampire.And then... he jumped
on Draco! (no not in dat way uperv)They started to
fight and beat up each other.Dumbldore yelled at them but they didn't stop.All of a sudden... a terrible man with red eyes and no nose flew in on his
broomstick.He had no nose and
was wearing a gray
robe.All the glass in the window he flew thru
fell apart.Britney that fucking prep started to
cry.Vampire and Draco stopped fighting...I shopped eating...Everyone gasped.Da room fell silent...Volzemort!"Eboby...Ebony..."Darth ValerShould we leave this as Darth Vader or
correct it to Voldemort?sedevilly in his raspy voice."Thouhavfe failed ur mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall
kill VampireVampire as well. If thou doesCould replace does with dost, because even "If you
does," which is how it stands, is not correct. Should we correct
Voldemort's grammar to be Shakespearean or leave it mixed with modern
English? not kill him before then I shall kill Draco too!""Plz
don't make me kill himplz!"Ibegged."No!"helaughedcrudely."Kill him, or I
shall kill him
anyway!"Then he flew away
cackling.Ibust into tears.Draco and Vampire came to contortme.Suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked all cool and gothic.I had a vision wereI saw some lighting flash and
then Voldremot coming to kill Draco
while Draco slit his wrists in a depressed way."No!"Iscreamedsexily.Suddenly Ilocked up and stopped having the
vision."EbonyEbonyaureyou alright?"askedDracoin a worried voice."Yeah yeah."Isaidsadly as I got up."Everyfing's all right Enoby."saidVampireall sensetive."No its not!"Ishoutedangrily.Tearz of blood went
down my face."OMFG what if I'm getting possessed like in Da Ring 2!""Its ok gurl."saidB'loody Mary."Maybe u should ask Proffesor Sinister about what the visions mean
though.""Ok bich."Isaidsadly and den we went.AN: prepzstup flaming da storyurjusjelous so fuku okgo2hel!11ravenfagz4di help!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXWell weweWho is we? had Deviation next so I got to ask ProffessorTrevolry about the
visions."Konnichiwa everybody come in."saidProffesor SinisterProfessor Sinister, Professor
Trevolry? Who? How do we mark this up?in Japanese.Shesmelled at me with hergothic black lipstick.She's da coolest fucking teacher
ever.Shehad long dead black hair with blood red tips and red eyes. She's really young
for a teacher.2dayshe was wearing a black leather top with red
lace and a long goffik black ripped dress.WeBeing here the students as a whole? went inside the black classroomwithwhich hadpastors of Emily the Strong.Iracedmy hand.I was wearing some
black naiePolish with red pentagramson itpainted on top."What is it Ebony?"sheasked."HeyI love ur nail polish
where'd u get it, Hot Topik?""Yeah."Ianswered.All the preps who didn't
know what HT was gave me weird looks.I gave them the middle
finger."WellI have to talk to you about some fingssomething. When do you
want to due it?""Ho
about now?"sheasked."OK."Isaid."OKclass fucking dismissedevery1."ProffesorTrevolrysaid and she let every1 go."Except for you Britneyall."she pointed at Britney and sum
other preps."Please doDoexorcize1 on page 3.""OKI'm having lotz of visions."Isaidin a worried voice.I'm so worried is
Dracogong2 die.Well sheShe gave me a black cryptal ball to lock in.I looked at
it."What do youc?"sheasked."I said I see a black gothic skull
and a pentagram."I said that
I could see a
black gothic skull and a pentagram. Suddenly there was a knock at the door.I looked attowards it.It wasThere stoodDraco.He was looking reallyvery sexy wearing a black leather facetWhat... the fuck... is he
wearing?Jacket is the only thing I can think of that's even close
--Janis, a black gothicLinkin Park t-shirt and blakCongress shoes."Okayyou can go now, see ya cunt."saidProffesorSinister???."Bye bitch."Isaid waving.Iwent towent over toDraco and;Vampire was sitting next tobesidehim.We both
followed Draco together and;I was so exhibited.AN: stop flaming okifudnotdeniltel Justin 2betu up!1111niltelaldanredz2 put vrtuz in ur computer!11111111111FUKUU!1ravenfangz for de help!1XXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXI was so
excited.IfellowedDracowandering if wewhere going 2 do it again.We went outside
and then we went into
Draco'sblack car."Ebony what the fuck did ProfesorTrevolry
say."whisperedDracopottinghisgothicwhit hand with bvlak nail polish on mine."She said she would tell me what the visions meant torromow."Igrumbledin a sexy voice.He took out a heroin
cabaretI'm sorry. What? and spiked it, and gave it to me to spork.Ok, no. I just
cannot even this sentence. I accidentally the whole sentence. What are
words?He started to fly the car into a tree.We went to the
top of itThe top of the tree? I have no idea what is going on in this whole
paragraph.Draco put on some MCR."And all the things that you never ever
told me And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me." sang Gerard's sexy voice.We started tilingofeach other'sclovesfevently.He took of my blak thong and my
black leather bar.I took ofhis black boxers.Then... he put histrobbingyou-know-what in my tool...That's an interesting word
for it sexily."OMFGDracoDraco!"Iscreamed having an orgism.Westatedfrenching passively.Suddenly... I fell
asleepOk, maybe they WERE frenching passively.I started having a
dream.In it a black guy was shooting two goffik men with long black
hair."No! Please don't fucking kill us!1"theypleaded but he just kept
shooting them. He ran away in a red car."No! Oh my fucking god!11"Ishoutedin a scared voice."Ebony what's
wrong?"Dracoaskedme as I woke up opening my icy blue eyes.I started to cry and
tears of blood went down my
face.I told Draco to call Vampire.He did it with his blakLikin Park
mobile.Butt the worst thing was who the
ppl who were shot in the dream
where... Lucian and Serious!111AN: PREPZSTUP FLAMING SDASTRY OK!1ifudnotlikda storyden go fokurselfufokengprep! USUK!111ohy and I wuzntbengrasist ok!11XXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXA few mutates laterVampire came 2da tree.He was wearing a
blak leather jackson, black leather pants and a Good Chralotte
t-shirt."HiVampire."Isaidflirtily as I started to sob.Can you sob flirtily? Is
that really something you can do?Draco hugged me sexilytryont to comfrotme.I started to cry tears
of blood and then told them what I'm not necessarily attached
to this word being required. What do you guys
think?happened."Oh fuck it!"Vampireshoutedangrily.He4 started to cry sadly."What fucking dick did that!""I don't know."Isaid. "Now come
onwe have 2 tell Dumbledor."We ran
out of the treeThey ran... out of it? Were they in the Whomping Willow? Or
did she mean that they ran -from- the tree? and in2da
castle.Dumblydor was sitting in his office."SireIt's possible this is meant to
be a reference to vampirism. IDEKare dads have been
shot!"Dracosaid while weI'm not actually sure who this "we" is including.
Or maybe it's not even meant to be "we"?wippedsum tears from his white face. "Enoby had a vision in a dreem."Dubleodre started
to cockle."Hahahaha! And Howdueuaspect me to know Ebony's not This is assuming you approve of my proposed
alteration earlier in the sentencedivisional?"I glared at Dumbledore."Look
motherfucker."hesaidangrily as Dumbeldore gasped
(c is da
tootSorry for marking this up so weirdly, wasn't really
sure how to handle this. of crakter)."U know very well that
I'm not decisionalwhat even?
How could you possibly get these words confused? How could you THINK to
confuse these words on purpose for the sake of trolling? I can't.
Now get some fucking ppl out
there to look for Series and Lucian- porntotrollololol!""Okay."hesaidin aintimatedI'm not actually sure how much
of this to count as a modifier, if any. voice. "Were are they?"Ifought about it.Then all of a sudden... "Longdon."Isaid.I told him which
street.He went and called
some people and did some stuff.After a few mistunesI cannot handle this story right now. What the hell?he came back and said
people were going out looking for them.After a while someone called him again.He said that they had been
found.Draco, Vampire
and I all left toforour rooms
together.I went with Draco to wait in the
nurses
office while Vampire went to slit his wrists in his
room.What was the point of saying they were all going to their
rooms if she was just going to turn around and say something completely
different?We looked at
each other'sgothic, derperessed eyes.Then, we
kissed.SuddenlySerious and Lucian came in on
stretchers...and Proffesor Sinister was behind them!1vampirzwilneverhurtuAN: unowut!111 I dnotgiv a fokwutuprepzfinkabot me!1111 so stup flaming dafoking story bichez!1111fangz2raven4urluvnsportn helpiluvugurlsozikodnt update lol I wuzrlydeprezzdn I siltmuhrists I had 2 go 2da hospital rravenurokgurl!11111111111111111111XXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXEvery1 in the room stated to cry happly-I had saved them.Drako, Lucian, SeriousbondVampire all came to hug me.The nurse started to give them medicine."Cum on Enoby."saidProffesorSinatra.She was wearing a
gothic blakleader
dress with a corset top and real vampir blood on it and fukingblack
platinum boots."I have to tell you the fucking perdition."Ilocked at Lucian, Serifs, Drake and Vampire.They nodded.Ismelled happily and went into a
dark room.I had changed
Profesor Sinister took out some
black cards.There, Professor Sinister took out some black cards.She started to look
into a black crucible
ball.She said...
"Tara, I see drak times are near."Shesaidbadly.She peered into daballs. "You
see, you must go back in
time."She took out a Time-Toner like B'loody
Mary had."When Voldemint was in Hogwarts before he became powerful hegut his hearthborken. Now do you fink he would still become Volxemort if he was in love?"I shook my
head."U must go back in time
and sedoucehim. It is the only
way. If he is still
evil then you must kill
him. You can come to my room tomorrow and
you can do
it.""Okay."Isaidsadly.We did dethztuchsin.I went outside again
sadly."What fucking happened?"askedDraco and Vampire."Yeah what
happened?"askedDarkness, Willow
and Boldy Mary?I was about to tell
thembuttevery1 was there.They were celebrating Lucian and Sirius being fond.Everyone was proud of me buttIjutwonted2 talk 2Draco.They were cheesingmy name and some reporters
were there, trying to interview Dumblydore.A banner was put up.Lotz of fucking prepz were there oviouslytring2 be b goffikwering the HIM sign on their handz- depite them not having akshelly heard of him.Even Mr. Noris looked happy.A blak and
red cake had been brought out.Crabbe
and Goyke set up some fireworx in the shape of skulls from Wesley'sWhizardWises.I put on my Invisibilitycoke with Vampire and Draco and we
sneaked outside 2gether.AN: I sed stop gflmaingda story it wuz a miskatwenprofsorreloryseddat ok!11111111 GO 2FOKENG HELL!1111USUK! fangz2 filyWho the fuck?4da help!1!ravenhav fun wif kiwiagain, what?!1111111XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXWe went
in2 a blak room.The wallz were blak with
portraits of gothic bandslikMCR, GC and MarlinMason all over
them.A big black coffin was in the
middle.Red vevlet lined dablak box.There were three chairs made of bones with real skullz in dem.Iwuz wearing a blak corset barwif purple stuff on it,
fishnet suckings and a blak leather thong
underneath.I sat down one of da chairs dispersedly.So did Drako and Vampire."Are you okay?"Vampiraskedpottinghisalbastard hand on mine.He was wearing
black nail
polish.I was wearing blak nail polish
with red crosses on it."YahI guess."Isaidsadly.Drako also pothis hand on mine sexily.I smiled sadly with
myblak lipstick."The problem is...I have to seduce Volxemort. Ill have 2 go bak in
time"Draco started to cry sadly.Vampire hugged
him."Itz okay Eboby."hesaidfinally. "But
what about me? Ur not gonnabrake up with meor anyfing, are you?""Of coarse not!"Igasped."Really?"heasked."Sure."Isaid.We frenched
sexily.Vampire looked at us longingly.Then... I took off
Draco's MCRshrift and
seductvely took ofhispants.He was hung lik a
stallone.He had replaced the
Vampire
tattoothat said Enoby on
it.Black roses were around it.I
gasped.Helookd exactly likGerard Way.Vampiretook a vido camera..I took ofmy clothes denwe were in 4darid of rlif.We
started freching as we climbed into the cofin.He put his spock??? in my you-know-what????? and
passively we did itRide of their
lives?."I love youEboby. Oh let me feel uI need 2 feel u."hescreamed as we got an orgasm.We watched
Vampire filmed everything perfectly.Suddenly..."WHAT THE FUCK RU DOING!"It was...Snope and ProfesorMcGoggle!111AN: sotdasfok up!11urjusjelouzkozurprepz so foku!1111ravenurokgurlfangz4da helpMCRROX666!111111111111XXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"Oh my satan!1" we screamed as we
jamped out of dacoffin.Snap
and Professor McGoonagle started to shoot at us
angrily."CUM"NOW!1!"PreacherMcGongelyielded.We did
guiltily.We left
the room putting on our clothes.Snoopgarbed the caramel and put it in his pocket."Heywhat the fuck!111"Vampireshootedangrily."Yeah buster what the fuck are u going to
do with the fucking camera?"DracodemondedallprotectiveI'm not really happy
with this phrase but I'm not sure how to fix it., looking at meLongleyThis might be longingly? I
really don't know with hisgothic red eyes."Look, DumblehornoesyourSince I haven't
done the chapters before this, I'm not sure exactly which of the three
of them this is referring to. little secret and if uSee previous. do dis again, then uYou know the drill will go to
St Mango's. So give
back da camera!1111"Hahahaha the Mystery of Mogic thinks he is crazy there is
no way deywil believe him.Snooplaughedmeanly."Yes so shut yourmputhyouinlosent fools!"yelledProffesorMcGoggle.She made us cum into a weird room with white
stones all around it.There were all these werid
tools in it.Draco started to cry all
sexyAgain, I really don't see how this can be sexy. and sexitive(gedditkozhes a sexbomIs sexbomb still a spelling
error?loltom felnotrulez4lif but
nut as muxh as gerardur
sex on legz I luvuufokengrokmary me!111).I started to cry tearz of
blood(it hapnz in vrampirkroniklzravensed so
ok so foku!1)Does this mean it should actually be a reference
to Vampire Chronicles? Or both? Or...?.Vampire took out a black honkerchief and started to wipe
myred eyes.And then... he and
Snoop both
took out guns using magic.They started to shoot each other angrily.Non of the ballotsgut on eachodderhad hitidk it's better than what it was before, at least
yet.I took out my wand."Crosio!"Ishouted.Snapstated2scram he dropdda gun.But it was too late.Both of them had run out of ballets.I STOPPED DA CURSE.ProfesorMcGoogle did a spell so that we were all
chained up.She took out a box
of tools.Denshesaid "OK ServerusI'm going 2 go now."She left.Snap
started to laugh evilly.Vampire started to cry."It's okEnoby."saidDraco."Evergreen...I THINK this is probably what she was going
for? will be all right. Remember the cideou took of Snake."Snape laughed again.And then...he took out
some whips!1!1111AN: stop flaming da story okudnotnowutz even gona
happen ok!1111soFULU!111ifuflamuwil be a prep so
alflamerzkan kiss muh ass!111sozI have exactly no idea what word this is supposed to
be.4sozYeah, I've still got no idea.4sayinalzhimers is dongerous but datzdamysteriesopininkozsosiety basically sux. fangz2ravenurokbich!111XXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"No!11"wescreamedsadly.Snapstated loafing meanly.I don't
have any idea what this means.He took out a kameraanvilly.Then... he came tordsDarko!1!He took sum stones out of hispoket.He put da stones around Draco and nit a
candle."What the fuck ru doing!"Ishootedarngrily.Snoop
laughed meanly.Hepolled down his pants.I gasped- there was a
Dork Mark on his you-know-wut!11!Do we want to mark
this up further?He waved his wand and a nife came.He gave da knife 2me."U must stab Vrompire."hesaid to me. "If u
don'tthenI'llrapDraco!1""Noyou fucking bastrad!1"Iyielded.But denDraco looked at me sadly with his evil goffik red eyes dat
looked so depressant
and sexy.Helookd exactly like a pentragram
between Kurt Cobain and Gerard.But then I looked at
Vampire and he looked sosmexyNot sure what sort of error this
counts as. toowifhisgoffik black
hair.I thought of da time when we
screwed and the time I did it with Draco and Dumblydore came and the tamewhereDraco almost commited
suicide and Vampirewuz so sportive.Snipe
laughed angrily.He started to prey to Volxemort.He started to do an incapacitationOk, not
going to lie. I have NO idea what word this is trying to be. dancing
around the stokes whipping Draco and Vampire.Suddenly an idea I had.Suddenly, I had an idea.Suddenly Yoda she was.I clozdmy eyes and using myvampire powersI sent a telepatheticmassage to Drako and Vampire so they would destructSnape."Dumbeldork will get u!"Dracoshooted."Yah just wait ubtildaMystery find out!11"Vampireyelled.MeanwhileI took out my wand."You ridiculusdondderhed!111"Snoopyielded.He took off all of
Drico's clothes.Just as he was about
to rape him..."CrosioDo we actually want this to be marked up as a
different spell than Crookshanks? It seems like they probably do roughly
the same thing?!"Ishited pointing mywound.Snoopscremed and started running around
da roomscreming.MeanwhileIgrabedmyblakmobile and sent a txt2Serious.I stopped doing
crucioAre we marking
up spell mentions as opposed to spells being cast?."Youdunderhed!111Im going to
kill-"shootedSnape but
suddenly Serveruscamearrived.Snake put
the whip behind his bak."Oh hello Sev I wuz just teaching themsumthing."helied.But suddenly Lusian and ProfesorTrevolry came in2da room and they and Serious
unlocked the chains and put dem around
Snap.Then ProfesorTrevolrysaid'Come on Ebonylet's go."AN: I sed shut dafok upuquiephsI just... I don't know.!111stopkalinebony a
marysu okudnot even nowutzgong2 happen ok so fuku!1111fangz2muhbffraven4di help!1111XXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"I always knew u were on Voldemort's side, you sun of a bitcaI think
this is supposed to be some kind of demented melding of bitch and wicca?
Maybe? I'm not sure how else to make the following aside relevant.This might actually be a fwb/an and not
part of the dialogue. Actually, that's probably what it is.
Sigh.."Serioussaid2Snape."NoI'm notI was teaching themsomefing!1"Snapclamed."Oh fucking yeah?"I took some blakVolremortserumShould this be a
reference? out of my poket and gave it to Serverus.He made Snap dirnk
it.He did arngrily.Then Luscious took out a tape recorder and started
playingrecording? it while he did curses on Snap.Then Proffesor Sinister and Lucian
made us get out
wifthem while
Snape told hissecretes.Lucian took Vampure and Draco to the nurse
after thanking me a millon
times.ProfesorTrevolry took me to a dark room.Now Iwuz going to go back in time to sedouceVolxemort.Moving posters of MCR and Nrivana were all
over.Hermoine,
Darkness and Willow came too.B'loody Mary gave me a blak bag from Tom Rid's
store."Whatz in da bag?"IaskedProfesorTrevolry."U will c."shesaid.I opened theeI'm putting in a vote for a
new sp type "epenthesis" for the addition of extraneous letters to a
word. bag.In it was a sexy tite low-smut black
leather gothic dress.It had red korset stuff and
there was a silt up da leg.I'm not sure how to mark this up. It's part of
the dress marked up above, but it's a hot fucking mess. We're going to need
to fine tune the clothing markup...I put it on.Myfrendz helped
me put on blakfishnetz and blak pointy bootsWillow had chosen.Willow and Darkness helped me put on black
eyeliner and blod-red lipshtick."You look fucking kawaii,
bitch."B'loody Marysaid."Fangs."Isaid."Ok now you're going to go
back in tim."saidProffesor Sinister."U will have to do it in a few sessionz."She gave me a blak gun.I put it in a strap on
myfishnetzShould I be marking
this up as clothing somehow? Perhaps a reference? like in RedisnetEvill.Then she gave mea black time-tuner."After an hour use da time torner to gocome back here." ProffesorTrevolrysaid.Then she and B'loody Mary put a Pensive in front of me.Every1wentgathered in front of it."Good luk!1"
Everryoneshooted.Darkess and Willow gave medeth's touch sin.Then... I jumped sexily
in2daPensive.SuddenlyI was in fornt of tehSchool.In front of mewuz one of da sexiest gothguyzI had ever seen.He was wering long
blak hair, kinda like Mikey Way only black.He had gren eyes like
Billie Joe Amstrung and pale whit skin.Hewuz wearing a blak ripped up suitwifVans.It was...Tom Bombodil!1111AN: I sedstupfflaming I nohisnamiznttombodildatwuz a mistak!1111ifudnotlikde story denukan go skrewurself!11111USUK!111111XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXX"Hi."Isaidflirtily. "ImEnoby
Wayda new
student."Ishokmypale handzwif their blaknoil polish wifhim."Da
name's Tom."hesaid. "But ukan call me Satan. Datzma middle nam"Weshok hands. "Well come onwe have 2 go upstairs."Satansaid.I followed him."Hey Satan........do
u happen to be a fan of Gren
Day?" Iasked."Oh my fuking god, how did u know?"Satangasped. "actuallyI like gc a lot too.""omgme too!"Irepliedhappily."guess whatthey
have a concert in hogsment."satanwhispered."hogsment?"Iasked."yeah that's what they used to call
it in these time before it became Hogsmeade in 2000."hetoldme all sekrtivly. "andtheres a really cool shop called Hot-"'topic!"Ifinshed, happy again.Hefroned confusedly."nooits called Hot Ishoo."Oh for the love of
GodHe smiled skrtvli again."then in 1998 deychangd it to hottopic."hemoaned."ohh."now everything was making
sense for me."so
is dumblydor
your princepill?"Ishouted."uh-huh."he looked at hisblack nails."im in slitherin'""OMfGSHME TOO!"ISHRIEDKED."u go to this skull?"heasked."yah that's why imhereim NEW."ISMELLEDHAPPili.Suddenly dumblydore flew in on hisbroomstuck and started shredding??? at
us
angrily."NO TALKING IN THE HALLS!"he had short blonde hair and was wearing
a polo shirt from Amrikanogleoutfters."STUPID GOFFS!"satan rolled his eyes."his so mean to us goffs
and punks just becose we're in slytherine and we're not preps."I turned around
angrily."actuallyIfinkmebeitsbecosurdabarkelord.""wtf?"heaskedangrily."ohnuffin."Could
this actually be a representation of her speaking sweetly?Isaidsweetly.thensuddenlyn................... the floor opened."OMFG NOISCEAMED AS IFEEL DOWN.everyone looked
AtME weirdly.""hey where rugoin?"satanasked as I fell.I got out of the hole
nit was bak in the pensive in professortrevolry's
classroom.dumblydumwuzdere."dumblydoreI think I just met u."Isaid."oh yeahIrememba that."dumblydorsaid, trying to be all goffik.sinister came
in."heydis is my classroomwaitwtfenoby what da hell ru doing?":"um."I looked at her."ohyeaHI forgot bout that.""wthhow?"Iscreamed forgetting she was a teacher for a
second. professorsinster looked
sad."umI was drinking voldemortserum."she started to cry
black tears of depression.dumblydum
didn't know about them."heyrucrying tears of blood?"heaskedcuriously, tuching a tear."fuck off!"we bothsaid and dumblydum
took his hand
away.professorsinster started crying
again in her chair, sobbing limpid tearsWhat?."omfgenoby...I think im addicted to Voldemortserum."AN: SEE UFOKKINGPREPZ GO FOKURSELXXZDATZSERUSISSUZ2O GO 2
HELL!1111112AN: I sed shut upitznut my folt okifu don't likda storydenur a prep so fukuflamerz!1111psimnut updating ubtilugiv me fivgodreviewznddiztim I men it!111111USUK!1111fangzraven4di helpilIpromiz to help uwifur storylolz1XXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXX"Oh my fuking god!1"Ishootedsadly."Shud we get
u2StManga's,
bitch?""Hel
no!"shesaid."LizzenEgogy,
I need ur help. Nextimu go bak in tim,
do ufinkukod ask Tom
Andorson4sum help?""SureIsaidsadly.I went outside the
door.Draco was there!111He wuz wearing a big blakGCtshit which wuz his panamas."Hey Sexxy."Isaid."How'd it goEnoby?"heaskedinhis voice was so sexy and
lowkinda like Gerard Way when hes talking."Fine."Ireponded.Westared2 go bakin2da dorm."How far did u go wifSatan?"Drakoaskedjealously."Not 2
far, lol."IborkedI have no idea
what this word is. Joked? Maybe???."Will youhav to do
it with him?"Dracoaskedangstily."Ihop not 2 far!111"Ishoutedangrily.DenI felt bad 4shooting at him.I said
sorry.We
frenched."What happened 2Snipe?"Igrowled."U will see."Dracogiggledmistressly.He opened a
door...SnapndLumpkinwerz there!11Seriouswaz pokeringwhattttdem by stagingdemwif a blaknife."NOOOOPLZ!1111"Lumpkinbagged as Serious started 2sukhis
blood.Ilaffedstatistically.Itok some photons of him and Snapbingtorqued.(ok
I nodisizmen but finkabot it ppldeyrpedozndSnaptrid2rapdem and newaysadiztzShould we be marking
up sadism?rokhazany1 seen shrakatak 3lolz).We took sum of Snipe'sbloddenDrako and
I went bak2ourroomz.We sat on mygoffikblakcoffin.Mycloves were kinda drity so Ipot on a blak leather outfit fingiekinda like da1Suelenehaz in Undreworld.(ifu haven't herd of itdenFUKU!111)
.I put on some blak platform high heelz.Darko put on 'desolitionliverz' by MCR.Den...westorted2 take ofeachotherzNot sure what to do
about the missing space here. I threw it in as phonetic because it sort of
sounds like it could be one word? idk.clozez.Itokof his shitndhe had a six-pak, lolz.We started 2mak
outlik in Da Grudge.Hepothis wetnes in myu-know-what sexily.Igut an orgy."Oh Draco!111111!1 Oh mifukinggudDraco!1111"IscreemedpassivelyThis is an unfortunate
predicament. Logically, I don't think paradoxes should contain verbs,
but there isn't really a better way to mark this up right now
afaik. as he got an eructationJust looked this word up. Theoretically relevant but
still used incorrectly, here.."IluvuTaEboryShe appears to have merged her name and
Ebony's...."hewhispredsexily and denwefelaspleeplol.AN: SHOTDAFOK UP PREPZ!1111havu even redde story!11urprolyal just prepzndposrs so FUKU!111fangz2raven4da help!1XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXIwook up in dacoffinde next day.Dracowaz gone.I got up and put on
a blak tight sexahdrsss that was all ripped at da end.There wuz red korset stuff going up dafornt and dabak and it came up2my knees.There wuz a slit in da dress lik in mr & mrsimth.Ipot on ripped blak fishnets and blakstiltonbo-ots.Suddenly... Soriouscocked on da door.Ihopened it."Hi Ibony."hesaid."Gezzwutu have 2cum2ProfesorSinistor's
office.""Ok."Isaidin a deprezzd
voice.I had wanted to fukDraco or maybe lessen to MCR or Evonezcence.I came
anyway."So what the fuck happened 2Snipe
and Loopin?"IaskedSoriousflirtily."I fucking tortured them."heansweredin a statistic way."Theyr in Abkhazian now, lol."I laughed
evilly."Where rDraco and Vampira?"Imuttered."Dey
are xcusedformskool2day."Sodomizemoanedsexily."Rite
now they are
watching DaNigtmareb4Xmas."We went into
da office.Proffesor Sinister was
there.She was wearing a
goffik blak dress
that was all ripped all over itkindalikda one Amy
Lee wears in this picShewuz drinking some Volximortserum.She took out daPensiv and the time-torner."Enoby, you will have to do anozzer session now. Also I need u to get meda cure 4 being adikited."shesaidsadly."Good luck. Fangz!"And then...I jumped into the Prinsive again.Suddenly I looked
around...I was in daGrate
Hall eating Count Chorcula.It was mourning.I was sitting next to
Satan.On a table was a tall gottik man wiflong blak hair, pail skin and blue eyesweringa suit and blakCronvrese shoes.He looked just like
Charles Manson or Marilyn Manson...Charlyn
Manson.I noticed...he was
drinking a portent."Whosehe!11"Iasked."Oh, datzProfesor Slutborn."Satansaid."He's daPortents teacher..............Ebony?""Yah?"Iasked."Did u know datMarylin
Mason is playing in Hogsemade tonight? And they r showing The Exercise at
da movies b4dat.""Yah?""Well......want 2 go 2dacontort and da movie wifme?"gost of uAN: fangz2suzi4da idea!1urok! fukofprepz!11111111fangz2raven4di helpurokgurl!1psimgong2 end dastroyrllysun so FUKU!111ohyahnd if unoenygofiknamzplztel me koz I ned14serius!1fangz.XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXI went in2daConmen Roomfinking of Satan.Suddenly I
gasped...Dracowuz there!111Igrasped.Helocked as hut as evawerringblakledder pants, a blakLonkenPrakt-shrit and blak
eyeliner."Draco what dafukrudong!111111"Igosped."Huh?"heasked.Then Iremembred.It wuzn'tDraco.It was Lucan!1Hestil had two arms."Oh hi Lucian!1"Ised.ImEbony the new
studentlolwe shook handz.""YahSatan told me abotyou."Lusiansaid.Hepinted to a groop of sexxxygottikguyz.Theywheresiting in a corner kutting.It wuzSerious, Vampire's dad and...Snap!All of them were wearing blak
eyeliner and blakGood Chralootte band shirts."Lizzen I'm in a goth
bandwifthose
guys."hesaid."Were playing 2nite at daMarylinMason show as
back-up."ORLY."IESKED."Yeah."hesaid."WerecalldXBlakXTearX. I play tehgutter. Spartacus plays
da drums"hesaidponting to him."Snap plays the boss. And Jamez plays the
guitar to even
fo we call him Samaro, after Samara
in da
ring.""Hey bastards."Itoldthemthey gave
meDethztuchsin.SuddenlyI gasped again."But don't u have a lead singer!"Iasked.Lucian looked dawn sadly."We uzd to
but she did. She contempted suicide by silting her rists.""Oh my fukinggod!11Datz so fuking sad!1"Igasped."Its okay but we need a new ledsnigger."Samarosaid."Wel...IsaidIm in a bnad myself.""Rilly?"askedSnap.Icudntbelive it.He used 2bgoffik!111"Yeahwere called BlodyGothik Rose 666. Do
u wanna hrme sing?"Yeahsaideveryone.So the guys tok out derguitarz.They began to
pay a song
FUCKbi"bi"(geddit kozbiguyzrsooosexah!11)Gurn
Day."I wokdisemptstret on dabolevrad of broken
dremz."Isangsexily(I dnot own dalyrikz2dat
song)..Every1 gasped."Enopby? Will u join da
band? Plz!1"beggedLucian, Samoro, Serious and Snap."Um...ok."Ishrugged."Are wegong to play tonight?""Yah."theysaid."Ok."Isaid but InewdatI had 2 get a new outfit.I walked outside
wondering how Ikud go forward in time.Suddenly someone
jumped in fornt of me.It wuz...Morty Mcfli!1He was wering a blakbnadtshrit and blakbagy jeans."What da
hell rudong here!11"Iasked."Iwil help u go frowad in timEnoby."hesaidsiriuslyDen...he took out a blaktim machine.I went in2 it and...sudenlyIwuz forward in tim!111AN: I sed stop flaming ok!111111111 I bet uralproly oldsrevintyyroldz!111 ps PORTERSUZUR A PREP!1oyandfangz2raven4di help!111hav fun in englondgurl!11111XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIloked around in a depresed way.Suddenly I saw Profesor
Sinister.B"lody
Mary, Socrates and Draco, Vampire and Willow were
theirto."OMFGSoriusI saw undSamaro and Snipnd everyone!11111IkantbeleevSnapuzd2bgoffik!111111""YahIno."Serioussaidsadly."Oh hey therebitch."ProfesorTrevolrysaidin an emo voicedirnking some Volxemortserom.Hifuker."Isaid."Lizzen,
Satan asked me out to a gottikcornet and a
movie so I need a sexah new outfit for da
date. AlsoI"mplayng in a gothic band so I need an ootfit for that too.""Oh my satan!1"gaspedB"lody
Mary."Want 2 go to
Hot Topik to shop 4ur outfit?""OMFS, letz have a groopkutting session!11"saidProfesorTrevolry."Ican"t fucking wait 4dat but we
need 2 get sum stuff
first."saidWillow."Yah we need sumportions for ProfesorTrevolry so shewont be adikted2Volxemortserum anymorend also..............sumluv potion 4Enoby."Darkosaidresultantly."Well we have potions klass now."Willowsaidsolet"s go.We went sexily to Potionz
class.But Snapwasn"t there.Insteadthereit was................................................CornelioFuck!11111"Hey where the fuck is Dumblydore!111"Dracoshoutedangrily."STFU!1"shootedCornelia Fuck."He is in AzkhabianSpelling mistake? We need to
standardize all things of this nature now wifSnip and Loopinhe is old and weekhe has kancer."Now do ur
work!111"My friendz and I talked arngrily."Can you BELEVESnapused to begottik!1"Vampireaskedsurprisedly."DATZ IT!11"CORNELIOFUKSHOOTEDARNGRILY."IM
GETTING PROFESORBRIDGE!111"HeWe need to
mark up a change in character's gender stomped out angrily.Mifrendz and I began talking again.I began to drink some blod mixed wifbeer.Suddenly I saw Hargrid
in da cupboard."WTF is he doing?"Iasked.Then I looked at Draco.Hewuzwearing tonz of eyelinerndhelockedshexierdeneva.Suddenly..."HARGRIFWUTDAFOKRU DOING!11"heshooted.I looked around...Hairgridwuz putting sumfing in my glass of blod!11Darko and Vampire started 2 beat him up sexily."God ur such a posr!1"Ishooted at Hairgrid.Suddenly I looked ar what he was putting in da blood.It was...Amnesia Portion!111AN: OK EVRYBODYIMGONG ON VOCATION ON DAFRIST OF JULY SO
IMEEDERGONNA END DAFIK OR UPDAT IT IN WEEX. fangz!1ohyahndprepz stop
flaming sa story!11ravenfangz4da helpcyagurlaftavocation!11XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDARKO'S PONT OF VIEW LOLVampire and IchaindHairgrid2da floor."Oh mi fucking satan!11"Enobysaid.Shewuz so hot."Maybe Icuduze Amnesia potion 2 make Satanfoll in love wifme faster!1""But ur so sexy and wonderful anewayTata,"saidVampire. "Why would u need
it?""To make everyfing go faster lolhow on earth
are we to tackle this?."saidEnoby."But youwont have to do it wifhim or anyfing, will u?"Iaskedjelosly."OMFGu guyzr so scary!11"saidBritney, a fucking prep."Shut the fuk up!1"saidWillow."Ok well anywaylets go 2ProfesorTrevolry's
room."Draco, Ebory and I went to ProfesorSiniater's
room.But Profesor Sinister wasn't there.Instead Tom Rid was.Oh hi fuckershesaid.Lizzen, I got usumkewl new clovez.I took out dacloves from da bag.It was a goffikblak leather miniskirt that said
'666' on dabak, black stiltonbootz, blood red fishnetz and a blak corset."OMGfangz!"Isaid hugging him in a gothic way.Itookputda clothes in da bag."OKProfesor
Sinisterisnthr what the fuk should we do?"askedDraco.Suddenly heloked at a sign on dablak walldoes she mean a
blackboard? the "back wall?" the wall which is coloured
black?."Oh my fuking satan!1"Iscreamed as I read it.On it
saidEvry1Profesor
Sinister is away.She is too gottikshe is in Azkhabian now.Classes shal be taught by Dubledork who is bak but he shall not be principal 4 now.SincerelyProfesor
Rumbridge."OMFG!111"Ishotedarngrily."How could they do that!11"SuddenlyDumblydore came."WHAT DA HELL RUDONG IN MYOFICE!1"he began to
shootangrily.SudwenlyI saw Morty Mcfly's blaktim machine!111I jumped seductivlyin2it leaving Draco and Vampire.SudenlyIwuz back in tim!11I looked
around.It was...Profesor Slutborn'sefface!I sneaked around.Suddenly I saw da Amnesia potion on his desk.It wuzblakwif blood-red pentagramz in it.It was the shape of a cross.Which *kind* of cross?I put it in my poket.Which she can't do because she's a vampire and they can't interact with
these thingsSuddenly da door opened it wuz...ProfesorSlutgorn!11OMGwutru doingfukerheshootedangrilyI don't knowutdafukruDOINGISHOUTEDANGRILY."Oh sorryIwuz just looking aroundkozI thought it wuzclass."yousaidfinally hoping
he couldn't cda potion in ur pocket."Oh oku can go now."saidProfesor Slutborn.You went to the
conmen room after putting on my
clothes???.Silas, Samaro and Snap were there practicing
Vampirezwill Never Hurt U
by MCR."Oh hi you guys."Isaidseductively. "WheresSatan?""Oh he'scumming."saidSerious."BTWu can kallme Hades
now."Suddenly Satan came.He was wearing a
smexxyblak leather Jackson, blakcongres
shoes, a Slipnot
t-shirt and a blak
tie."OkI will see you guyz at da concert."Isaid and then I went with Satan.AN: wutdoezevery1fink if I end dastrory and den I add sum more 2 it after vocation? ohyahasndprepzstup flamingifudnotlikdat story den take muh quiz okdenuwilc if urgofik or not!1111111XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX6666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXSatan and I walked 2hiscar.Itwuz a blak car wifpentagrams all over it.On dalicense plate said 666 just likDraco'scarHow should we...?.I went in it seduktivly.Stan
started 2 drive it.We talked about
Satanism
, kuttting, musik and being
goffik."Oh my satan, Gerard is so fuking hot!11"Volxemort...how?agreed as wesmoked sum
weed."Lol,
I totally decided not
2comit
suicide when IherdHilena."Isaidin a flirty voice."...Hey Satan do u know da cure 4 when pplradikted2Volxemortseruem?""Well..."hethought. "Ifinku have 2drink Vampire blod."Suddenly Volxemort???parked da car
behind a blak movie theater.Satan and I walked outside.We went in2damovie tetherwere they were showing daExcercist.In ita boy and a gurl were doing itsudenly a cereal killer came
lol.Satan and I laughed at da
blood kozwe'resadists.While Satan was watching da movie, I
had an idea.I took Satan'sgothic blakNightmare b4 Christmas cigar sexily from hispoket and put sumAmnesia potion in it.I put it bak in hisblakEmile
the Strange bag.Satan turned arund and started 2smoke it.Blakcloudzwif red pentagramz indem started 2 fly around everywhere."OMG!111"Satansaid jumping up.I gaspedkozIwuz afraid hednotizd."Enobygess what?"Inew that the amnesia had worked."Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not
work."Hesaid."2baddcozI wanted 2 use sum on u.""Kul."I raised my eye suggestingly.And den... hetokofmycloves sexily
and we started 2 make out.Itokofhisshit.He had six-pakjustrlikGerard Way!11We
frenched."Xcuzeme but ur going 2 have 2
leave!111"shootedda
lady behind usshe was a prep."Fuku!11"Isaid.Suddenly... Iattakedhersuking all
her
blood."Noooooo!11"shescreamed.All the prepsin da
theater screamed but everyone else crappedkozSatan and Iloked so cute 2gether.Satan and I started to walk outside."Zomg how did u
do that?"Voldremortaskedin a turned-on voice."I'm a vampire."Isaid as we went into the car."Siriusly?"hegasped."Yahsiriusly."Isaid drinking sumbeer.Satan started 2 drive da car.Ismelled happily."Itz too bad we didn't get 2cda rest of the movie, don't ufink?""Yah."Isaid as wekised passively.Satan parked in a blak driveway next 2da place
where Draco and I had watched GC for the
frist
time.We went inside
where MarylinMasonwuz playing and started to
moshlol."Anti-ppl now uve gone 2 farJeusKrist
Superstar!1111"screamedMarlin on da stage.We did the devilfingers.I started 2 dance really close to Satan.He was so shmexay!1Helooked at me all emo with hisgothic red eyes and he
looked exactly like Mikey Way.I almost got an orgaism!1Suddenly MarylinMason stopped
singing."Iwood like to peasant...XBlakXTearX!11"hesaid.I ran
onstage.Lucian, Samaro,
Snap and
Hades were there.They started 2 play theirinstilments.I got onstag."Wel if uwonted honesty datz all u had 2
say!1111"Isang. My voice sounded
lik a pentagramcrossbetwenAmy Lee and a gurl version of Gerard Woy.Everyone clappd.Satangot an eructation."I'M NUT OKAY!1"Isangfinaly.Suddenly Lucian started playing da song
wrong by mistak."OMFG!1"yieldedJames. "Wut the
fuck?""Woopsimsory!"saidLucian."Youfukingashhole!1"Jamesshoutedangrily."U guys are such prepz!11"Snapsaid. "Cum on it
wuz a mistake!1""Yahitz not his fault!11"saidSerious."Nohe ruined the fucking song!1"yelledSamaro."U
guys stop!11"Ishotoedangrily but it waz2 late.They
all began 2 fight.SudenlyAll of a sudden,Samaro took out hiznife."OMFG no!11"shoutedLucan but it wuz2 lateJames tried 2shoot off his
arm.And den...I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11"No!111"yieldedeveryone but it wuz2 latesuddenlyeveryfing went blak.Disclaimer: I do not own the HP series and I am not the real
XXXbloodyrists666XXX. AN/ I am an extremely immature pathetic idiot girl, I know.
Out of boredom, I crack this girl's passy for fun (and it took less than 8 minutes to do it too) and will probably get in a shitload of trouble. Which I probably
deserve 'cause I'm being a troll right now. Meh. And I present to you MY crappy part
in this story. (And take note I haven't even finished reading this fic yet, but
instead skip over to skim chapter 38.) Flame, laugh, do whatever you want "preps."I, the American
retailwearing british vampire Sue, coughed up blood.Satan kneeled down beside me."Noooooooooooooooo! Don't die!"I gave him a rueful smile."I'm
sorry. It's something I
had to do, to fufill my
duty as the noble gothic Mary Sue."Satan sobbed."I
love you Ebony.""I love youtwo. I'll...I'll see you in hell."Imumbled, already finding my surroundings fading to
black.B'loody Mary Smith suddenly popped into the
room for no apparent reason.She frowned when she realized the room was
oddly quiet, but at the sight of Ebony's lifeless
body, she
screamed.Her face became pale
with horror.She screamed for the
healers, Dumbledore, Mcgoogle, and every
single gothic person she
could think of.Suddenly, a glow started to surround the body of Ebony.Everyone stared in shock.Her body started to
lift ever so slowly and then, to everyone's shock, it
started to incinerate.When everyone realized what was happening, they rushed over to try to
rescue the body, but it was too late, the Sue became nothing more then a pile of ashes.A loud resounding of everyone bellowing "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!"
filled the room.A flash of white light from the ashes then started to bounce around the
room.Everyone cowered in fear and were temporarily blinded.When it was all over, things changed.All the silly goth clothes dropped from everyone's bodies (AN/I will
refuse to explain how the hell that happened.) and, in their place,
clothes the characters would normally wear in canon appeared on their
bodies.When everyone got over the shock of becoming free of the gofick power, everybody
cheered.Everyone started singing 'Ding dong the sue is
dead...'Well, that is, until all the HP characters realized the true
implications of becoming more canon like again.This whole section is a huge
fourth wall break... needs group consulting.All the characters who were supposed to be dead fell to the floor, their
bodies cold and lifeless.Harry and Voldemort started dueling.On the left side of the two, the battle of the Light Side and the Dark
Side were reaching a climax.And, because the replacement author also likes to screw around with canon,
Draco and Hermione fled the scene and got
married.Meanwhile...Down in hell,
Ebony shed a single tear because of her current
situation.A situation that would live on for all eternity.Or at least until the end of fanfiction time.She lost it all, but
she knew she had to remain
strong.Nothing would ever break her down.She looked down over
her pale body, and frowned.'Is this a grammar error or a keyboarding spelling
error?Where are my emo clothes?'Sheasked herself in
confusion.And then it occured to her...Forher shirt, she was wearing a bright pink
polo with a little seagull on the (right or left? I can't remember)
side.Below that, she was
wearing a denim miniskirt with the "destroyed" look on
it.Paired underneath that skirt were leggings with a little moose at the
bottom.And then Ebony realized, on her shoulder, she
was carrying a pretty bag with an eagle on it that said Live Your
Life written all over the bag.Ebony supressed the urge to scream.Here she was decked out
in clothes prep to the extreme wearing stuff from Abercrombie and Fitch, American
Eagle, AND Hollister.Panicked, Ebony hastily tried to take off the
Hollister polo, but underneath it, there was
another Hollister polo underneath.Ebony frowned, and looked under her shirt.All she saw was a bra
underneath (dare I point out it's from the Aerie line available at American
Eagle?).Ebony tried to remove the shirt
again.But to her frustration,
there was yet again another polo to replace it."THIS IS UNLOGICAL AND DOES NOT MAKE ANY
SENSE!"Ebony bellowed out to the
air.She failed to see the
irony in her statement, how
hypocryticalher words were, seeing as
she was
practically calling the kettle black here.Ebony slit her writs and mumbled to herself, "Omigod."/End Crap Fic. AN/ Oh yeah, if you wanna see the original content this chick had
planned for this chapter, I accessed it through the document manager
thingy, which I copied and pasted, so you can read it here:AN: stfuprepzgit a lif!111111U SUCK!11oh and form now on il be in vocation in englind until likaugust so I wont be able 2 update 4 a while,
lolz. fangz2evry1hurevoiwedexpectdaprepzhu flamedFOKU!1MCRRULEZ 666!111I woke up in daNorse's offace on a special gothik coffin.Hairgridwuz in da bed opposite me in a commacozVampir
and Draco had bethim up.Mr. Noris was cleaning the room."Oh mi
satanwut happened!"Iscreamed.Suddenly Volxemort came.Heloked less mean then usual."Get the fuk out u fucking
bastard!11"Iyielded."Thou hath nutkilldVampire yet!11"hesaidarngrily.Sudenlyhe started 2cry tearz of
bloodal selective."Volxemort? OMFG what's wrong!111"Iasked.Sudenly...Lucian, Profesor Sinister and Serious came!B'lody
Mary and Vampire were wifdem.Every1 was holding blakboxez.VOLXEMORTDISAPAERD."OMFGEnobyur alive!111"ScremedVampire.I hugged him and B'lody
Mary."What the fuk happened?"Iaskeddem."Oh my satan!11 Am Ilik dead now?"Igosped."Enobyu were almost shot!11"saidSerious."But daballet could not kill u since u were formanodder time.""But fangz anyway!1"saidLucianholding oothis
arm.I gasped.He had two
arms!"OMGIcantbeleveVampirz' dad
shot u!1"Igasped."Well2 be honestSnapwuzpozzesd by Snapbakden."saidJames."Yahhewuz a spy."Serioussaidsadly."Hewuz really a Death Dealer.""And hewuz such a fuking poser 2!11"saidLucian."He
didn't even realynohuGC were until I told him."Well anyway everyone tarted2 give me presents.I was opening a blak box wif red 666s
on it when I gasped.Mr. Noris looked up angrily cozheh8edgothz."Heyhazaneonefuking seen Draco?"Iaskedgothikally."NoDraco told me hewood be watching Hoes of
Wax."saidProfesorTrevolry."Heduzzn't know datur better. Anywaydanorse said u
could get up. Cum on!1"I got up
suicidally.Lucian, Serious and Profesor
Sinister left.Iwuz wearing a blak leather nightgun.Under that I had on
a sexxyblak leather bra trimedwifblak lace, with a matching thong that said goffikgurl on the butt and
sexy fishnetz that
kind hooked on 2 my thong(if u don't get da idea massage meill tell u).I put on a blak fishnet top under
a blakMCR t-shirt, a blak leather
mini with blak lace and congress
shoes.I left the hospital's
wings wifB'lody
Mary, Willow and Vampire."OMFGletz celebrate!11"gaspedWillow."We can go cHose of
WaxwifDraco!1"giggledVampire."Letz go lizzen2GC and kutourselvz
666!11"saidHermoine.We opened daconmen room door sexily.And den...I
gasped...Dracowuz there doing it wifSnap!1111111111111111111111111Hewuz wearing a blaktshirtwif 666 on da front and baggy jeanz."U fucking prep!11"we all yieldedangrily."Yahu betrayed us!111"shootedVampireangrily as he took out his blak gun."Nou don't
understand!1"screamedDracosadly as he took his thingie out of Snake's."No shit ufukingsuku preppy bastard!111"saidWillowtrying 2attakhim(urok girl!1).I ran suicidally to
my roomI sexily took a steak
out."Enoby no!11111"screamedDraco but it wuz2l8I had slit muhritstswif it suddenly everyfing went blak again.Sincerely,
An-Anon-Author-Who-Will-Silently-Not-Reveal-Her-Identity-Because-She's-A-Coward :P
A.K.A. Just a troll with rocks for brains.THE IDIOT'S NOTE: Well... this was in the doc area... might as well let the whole
world see what the real Tara wanted to show us... Have a nice day!AN: stfuprepzgit a lif!111111U SUCK!11oh and form now on il be in vocation in englind until likaugust so I wont be able 2 update 4 a while,
lolz. fangz2evry1hurevoiwedexpectdaprepzhu flamedFOKU!1MCRRULEZ 666!111I woke up in daNorse's offace on a special gothik coffin.Hairgridwuz in da bed opposite me in a commacozVampir
and Draco had bethim up.Mr. Noris was cleaning the room."Oh mi
satanwut happened!"Iscreamed.Suddenly Volxemort came.Heloked less mean then usual."Get the fuk out u fucking
bastard!11"Iyielded."Thou hath nutkilldVampire yet!11"hesaidarngrily.Sudenlyhe started 2cry tearz of
bloodal selective."Volxemort? OMFG what's wrong!111"Iasked.Sudenly...Lucian, Profesor Sinister and Serious came!B'lody
Mary and Vampire were wifdem.Every1 was holding blakboxez.VOLXEMORTDISAPAERD."OMFGEnobyur alive!111"ScremedVampire.I hugged him and B'lody
Mary."What the fuk happened?"Iaskeddem."Oh my satan!11 Am Ilik dead now?"Igosped."Enobyu were almost shot!11"saidSerious."But daballet could not kill u since u were formanodder time.""But fangz anyway!1"saidLucianholding oothis
arm.I gasped.He had two
arms!"OMGIcantbeleveVampirz' dad
shot u!1"Igasped."Well2 be honestSnapwuzpozzesd by Snapbakden."saidJames."Yahhewuz a spy."Serioussaidsadly."Hewuz really a Death Dealer.""And hewuz such a fuking poser 2!11"saidLucian."He
didn't even realynohuGC were until I told him."Well anyway everyone tarted2 give me presents.I was opening a blak box wif red 666s
on it when I gasped.Mr. Noris looked up angrily cozheh8edgothz."Heyhazaneonefuking seen Draco?"Iaskedgothikally."NoDraco told me hewood be watching Hoes of
Wax."saidProfesorTrevolry."Heduzzn't know datur better. Anywaydanorse said u
could get up. Cum on!1"I got up
suicidally.Lucian, Serious and Profesor
Sinister left.Iwuz wearing a blak leather nightgun.Under that I had on
a sexxyblak leather bra trimedwifblak lace, with a matching thong that said goffikgurl on the butt and
sexy fishnetz that kind hooked on 2 my
thong(if u don't get da idea massage meill tell u).I put on a blak fishnet top under
a blakMCR t-shirt, a blak leather
mini with blak lace and congress
shoes.I left the hospital's
wings wifB'lody
Mary, Willow and Vampire."OMFGletz celebrate!11"gaspedWillow."We can go cHose of
WaxwifDraco!1"giggledVampire."Letz go lizzen2GC and kutourselvz
666!11"saidHermoine.We opened daconmen room door sexily.And den...I
gasped...Dracowuz there doing it wifSnap!1111111111111111111111111Hewuz wearing a blaktshirtwif 666 on da front and baggy jeanz."U fucking prep!11"we all yieldedangrily."Yahu betrayed us!111"shootedVampireangrily as he took out his blak gun."Nou don't
understand!1"screamedDracosadly as he took his thingie out of Snake's."No shit ufukingsuku preppy bastard!111"saidWillowtrying 2attakhim(urok girl!1).I ran suicidally to
my roomI sexily took a steak
out."Enoby no!11111"screamedDraco but it wuz2l8I had slit muhritstswif it suddenly everyfing went blak again.Idiot's Note: Ugh... I know... terrible... but then again, this wouldn't be called
the 'worst fanfic ever if not for the fact that the writing
standards meets the level of a day old fetus...AN: 2every1hukepz flaming dizGITSLIF! I bet uprolyodntnohugerodway isurprolyalprepz and pozers!11111newaysum1hakkedin2miakkount in November and dey put up my last chaptah but now der is a new 1. imsurry4nut updating g4 a while but
ive been rillybizzy. im trying 2 finish da story b4da new movie kumz out. Imgong on vacation 4 a mons I wont be bakuntilforabott2 weeks. OMFGdrakoiz so hot in all dapix4da new movie!111I wunteddem2 put a kameo by geordwaylolhehsudplay drako.ifu flameillslit muhrisztz!11ravenurokgurlhav fun in ingland.When Iwook upIwuz in a strange room.Iloked aroundIwuz wearing da same outfit I had when is performed wifXBlakXTearX!11I looked arund confusedly.ItwuzdaNorse's
office but it
looked difrent!On da wall wuz a pik
of MarlyinMunzon!1111derwuz also a goffikblak
Beatles calander with a picture of the beetlezwerringiyeliner and blakcloves.On it said '1980.'"OMFG! Im
back in Tim again!111"Iscreamedloudly.Suddenly SatanWHAT?!.Voldimortwuz wearing a blak leather Jackson, blak tight jeans
and fishnet pantz.He looked so sexahIalmost had an orgy!11"OMFGEnobyru ok."Heaskedgothikally."YahIm okay 4urin4mation."Isnappedsexily."OMG am Idedd?"kozI remembered I had jumped in front offda bullet from Jame'sgun.I also rememberdcingDrako doing it wifSnap!111I guessed dat when I had slit mi wristsI had
went bak in tim instead of dieing. IknoewI could go forward in time if
I found a time-toner
or datim machine."Nour not dead."Satanreassuredsuicidally as hesmokd a
cigarette sexily and smoke came all over
his
faceWhat? His entire face?."Ur a vampire so ukant die frum a bullet. Cum on nowlets go c how Hairy's dad is
doing."Inoodatda real reason I didn't die from daballet was kozI was from da future."WTF! Jamesalmust shot Luciious!"Isaidindigoally.I knew that James had really benpossezzed, but I didn't want him2 know I knew."YahI know but he
had a headachehewz under a lot of
stress."Satanreasonedevilly."I guess that's ok."Isaid because James hadn't really shot Lucian.AlsoInoo that Lucianwood now have 2 arms instead of 1.I walked seduktivly outside with Satan.SuddeniI saw a totally sexigoffikbi guy!11He had bleched blond hair wivblak streaks up 2his ears
and hewuz wearing goffikblakiliner, a blakGreen Day shirt ,
blakcongress
shoes and black baggy pants.He walked in all sexly like Gerrdway in the vido for I
Don't 3ulyk I did yesterday and you cud see a blak tear on his face lykdawmn in dat video."Hey."Hesedall qwietly and goffically."Who da
fuck is that?"IaskedangrlycosI did nutknohim."Dis
is...Hedwig!!!!!!!!!11"SedVolximort."He used to be in XBlackXTearX2 but he had 2dropp out kozhe broke his arm."Hey Hedwig."IsaidseductivelyevnthoIwuznuttring to b."LolhiEnoby."Heanswered but then he ran away bcoshe had hair of magicalcreature.He was humming Welcum2daBlakPrade under hisbreth"Bye."Isedall sexily."Dat was Hedwig. He used
2b my boifreind but we broke
up."Satansaidsadly, luking at hisblak
nails."OMFGI can get ubak2gether!"Isaid fingering something
I didn't know wuz in my pocket- a blak Kute is
What we Aim 4cideoipod
that I could take videos wif
."Oku can 4get about urclass for now, Hedwig. Im
going 2 show u something grate!1"I led them to daGreat Hall."Cum on
u guys."Lucian, James,
Serious and Snake were all in daGrate
Hall.Lucianwoudnt talk wivJames because he had tried 2
shoot him."Go fukurselfyoufukking douche!"heshouted at him."Drako is never gong2bfrends with vampire now!1""Yah go fuck urselfSamaro!"Snapeagreed but Inoohewuz lying koz it had been hisfoltJames had almost shot Lucian."B quiet
u guys."Isaidsexily.Mi plan waz working oot great.Now Ikood make Voldement good wivoutdoing it with him!Now Vampire's dadwood never die
and"OKSatan and Hedwig, u guys can start making out."Isaid and Istarted 2 film
demwivdaipod."Kool."saidSerious as Voldemort and Hedwig started 2
make out sexily. Wewatched as tdey started 2 take eachodderzcloves off
sexily.Samaro, Serious, Snake and
Lucian all watchedkozdeywerprollybi.InooSnape was bi."Oh my fukking god! Voldimort!
Voldimort!"screamedHedwig as hisglock touched Voldemort's.But suddenly everything stopped as da door opend and in kame...Dumblydore and Mr. Norris!111111111111AN: omgda new book izkumming out rlly soon I
kant wait!1111. I finkdatsnap will be really the same person as Volximortbe the same person as Voldemort
nowkozdey are both haff-blood so dat
will explain yhekilddumblydore
and he hated hairy!1111nddenhairywil have 2kommitsuicide so voldimort will die kozhe will rilly be a horcrox!111omg I hope
dracondharry
get 2gethadat will be so shmexxy, wont it? If dey don't denJKR is hamophobic!111111fangz4da help wiv facts,medusaurok!111I sat depressedly in
Dumbledork's officewivHedwig, Satan, James, Serious, Snap and Lucian.Dumbledore was sitting in front of us cruelly.He looked more youngyoungerden he did in da future.He had taken daipod away and wuz now lizzening2 a shitty Avril Levine song."What da hell is this anyway?"hecackledmeanly.I hoped he didn't find out datI was frum another time."Whatever u do don't blame Ibony, u
jerk."Satansaid."Yah,
siriuslyshe was trying to get
Satan and Hedwig back together."Serioussaiddeviantly."Be quiet you Satanists."Dumbledorecockled."If ur lucky I'll probably send u all to Akazaban! That will teach u to copolate in daGreat Hall."He changed the
song on daipod2 a n'Sync song.Suddenly I noticed sumfingstrong about daIpod.It was slowly chonging!Dumblydore didn't notece."You fucking poser."Imuttoned."I bet you've never herd of
GC."Jamessaid.KnowI knew wahtda iPod was chongingin2- Morti McFly'stim machine!11"Shut up Jomes!"Drako's dadshouted."Yeah shut up!"Snakesaidpreppily."Nou shut up Dumblydore!1111"saidTom."I've had enough of uSatanists in my school!"shoutedDumbledorespuriously.Suddenly Igrabedda iPod from him."Evry1! Jump in b4itz2l8!I jumped in2 it.But only 1odder person jumpd in.It was...Satan."You dunderheads!1111111111"screamedDumbledorewisely as we went.I looked
around.Iwuz in daSlitherinconmen roomwivSatan.I was wearing a blak plaid miniskirt with
hot
pink fishnetz, a sexy blak MCR corset and
blak stiletto boots with pink pentagroms on dem.My earrings were blake Satanist sins and my raven hair was all around me to my mid-black."Hey kool where izdis?"heaskedin an emo voice."Dis is
da future. Dumbeldore's iPod dathe tried to take
away from me wuz really also a tim machine."Itoldhim."Kool what's an ipatch?"hewhimpered."It's somefingu use 2lizzen2 music."Iyakked."OMFGkool
waitwhatz a 4-letter-wurd4 dirt?"heeskedin hissexah
voice."UmIguezz sand?"Ilaidconfuesdly."YahIwuz just triinyg to make sure
u were stilda same perzon."Hetriumphentlygiggled.Suddenly some of my friends walked in."OMGyou're fucking
alive!"saidGinny wearing a blak leather jocket, blak baggy pants and
a
goffik black Frum First to Last
shirt.I explained 2her why I was alive."Konichiwa,
bitch."saidWillow.She was wearing
a blak corset showing off her boobs with lace all around it and red
stipes on
it.With it shewaz wearing a blak leather miniskirt, big blak boots, white foundation,
blak eyeliner, red eyeshadow, and blak lipstick."Hey, motherfucker."SaidDiabolo with his red
hair.Hewaz wearing a black P?ATDt-shit and blak baggy
pants."Heywhose that, Ibony?"B'loody Maryquestioned as she walked in wearing a black t-shit with a red pentarom on it with lace at the
bottom, red letther pants with blak lace, and black
stolettoes."OhitsSatan."Itoldher and
she nodded knowing da
truth.SuddenlySatan started to cry."Are you okaySatan?"weaskedconcernedly."OMFGur from da future!1! What if u don't like m anymore kozwere from difrent times?"heasked."NoI still like you."Isaidsexily to him."Ok."Hesaidressuredly.I let himlizzen2Teenagers by MCR on my ipod while I was about to go outside to find out some fingz.I gave Diabolo a signal to keep Satan occupied.Satan fell asleep.I took the
iPod.I was about to walk
outside.Profesor Sinister ran in!1111She was wearing
a gothic blak
minidress with depressing blak
stripes, white and blakstripped tights, and
red
converse shoes.She was wearing
LOTS
of blakiliner."Oh my fucking god, where's Draco!111 How did Snap get back here!
Itohot he wuz in Azerbaijan."Iaskedsadly."EbonyI was so worried abottu but I know you can't fucking die because you're a
vrompire. Snape came back because that girl Britney freed him. I never liked hershe was a bad
student."Trevolrysaidreassuredly."That bitch!11 Did she also free Hargrid and Loopin?"Ishoutedangrily.I hated Britney because she was a fucking prep."Yesthey are on the
loose at this school. Dumblydore is backCornelia is on his way to help evry1. Tell evry1u see to lock themselves in their
conman room!"Trevolrysaidworriedly."OK. But where's Dracko? How cumhe was doing it with Snap?""Idunno why but I know he almost tried
2commit suicide after he saw u almost kill
urself."shesaid."OMGdat's terrible!"Igasped.Satan was still asleep, so he couldn't tell what was going
on.Then Isaid"Lizzenevry1, I have sumthingimptent to do. inhrevry1 stayEveryone stay in here!"wivdatI ran out."Good
luckTara!11"everyonecried.I ran sexily down the
starisin2daGrate
Hall while da portraits
around looked at me
scaredly.There was hardly ne1 else in
the stairsndtere was an atmosphere of horrer.On da way I saw Britney
laughing on da stairs.She was wearing
a a slutty pink shirt wiv flowers on it, a blu jean
skirt Abercromie and
pink stiletoos.She looked jest like a pentagram of those fucking prepsHilery Duff
and Lindsey
Lohan."You fucking bitch!111"Ishoutedangrily."No, your totally a bitch. Now Voldemort will like totally kill u!"shelaughed."Crucious!1"Ishoutedselectivelypontificating my blak wand and she started screaming kozshe was being tortured and
I laughed sodistically."No!1 Help me!1 Please!1"Britneyscreamedterrifiedly.I put up my middle finger at her.In her hand I saw da video camera Snape and
Lumpin had used to take da video of me.I put the tape of Voldimort doing it with Hedwigg onto it.Then I continued to rown down the stairs with the
camera.When I had reached daGrate
HallI saw Vampire Potter."OMGVampira!111"Iyielded.We hugged each
udder happily.Helocked at mewifhis gothic red eyes and spiky blak hair.Around them were blak eyeliner and iShadow.His Hewus wearing a blak leather Jackson, ledder pants, a Panik at daDisko concert
shirt and hisblakcongress
shoes.He looked mor like Joel from Good Charlote than ever. (did u hear der song da river it rox!1)"Iwus so worried you died!"moanedVampire."I know but Im a vampirelol.When I woke up Iwuz back in 1980, so newayI bought Voldimort from when he was yung with
me.""Where's Draco?"Iaskedspuriously."Draco? You mean that fukking poser who betroyedyou?"Vampirsnarkledwith anger in his sexy voice."INO BUT WEHAV2 FIND HIM."ISEDSMARTY."I'll do it den."Harrysaidangstily."OK."Iargreed.Suddenly...all da lights in da room went
out.And den...daDork
Mark appeared."Oh my fucking satan!"Harryshouted."I finkVoldimort has arrivd."Isedanxiously."Fuck, I have to find Draco!1I guess weshood
separate.""Ok."Vampireseddiapperating.SadlyI ran into the
Great Hall.AN: I fink after dis I wilhavabott 2 or three morchapterz. Fangz2 all muhrevyooers not dasNot sure if that's what she was going for, but I
think it makes more sense than anything else? flamersifu flamed sis storydenusuk!111111ifuflamdenfukku!111I walked sexily into
the Great Hall.It was empty except for one person.Draco was there!He sat der in deddly bloomis this a reference? in hisblak 666 t-shirt and hisbaggy blak
pants.He had slit his wrists!111I felt mad at him for having sexwith Snape but I felt sorry for him.He looked just like
Gerard Way with hisred eyes and hispale white face."Draco are you okay?"Iasked."I'm not okay."hescreameddepressedly.I thought of the MCR songndI got even more depressed kozthat song always makes me cry.I gave him a pot cigarette and he started to smoke it."Oh Draco why did youdo it with that fucking bastard Snape?"Iaskedteardully."I-"Dracobegan to say but suddenly
Lupin and Mr.
Norrisappearatedin2da
room!They didn't see
us."Im
so glad weme and
SnapeSnape and I were freed."saidLoopin."Dam,
this job would be great if it wasn't 4dafukking
students!"Mr. Norrisargreed."Pop
addelum!111"Iyieldedangrily pointing
my wand at them."Noooooooo!1"Lupinshouted as chains came on him.Mr. Norris ran away."Youfukkingperv."Isaidlaughing wiv depths of
evil and depressedness in my voice."Now u have 2 tell us where Voldimort is or I'm
gong2 torture u!""I don't now where
he is!1111"saidLoopin.Suddenly Satan and Vampire ran in2da
room.Vampir didn't know who Satan was
really."Oh my satan, we were so worried
about u guys!1"Vampiresaid.I looked sexily at
Draco with hisgoffikred eyes with
contacts, blak
t-shirt that said 666 on it and pale skin like Gerord Way, Vampir
with his sexy blak hair and red eyes just like Frank Iero and Satan who looked jist like Brandan Urie then.Iselectively took the caramel from my pocket.And then... I began frenching Draco sexily.Loopin gasped.Draco began to take all of hiscloves off and I could see his white sex-pack.Then Vampire took his own clotes off too.We all began making out 2gther
sexily.I took off myblak leather bra, myblak lace thong and the
rest of my clothes.Every1 took theirglocks out except 4meim a
girllol."Oh misatan! Draco!"Iscreamed as he put hishardness in my thingyDenhe did da same fing to Harry.I began making out wivSatan and he joined in."OMS!111"criedVampire."Oh Vampire! Vampire!"Iscreamed screamed."Oh SatanOr is
this a reference to satanism? I can't tell!"yelledHarryin pleasore.Loopin watched in shock.Wee took turns doing
torture curses on himkozwe were
all sadists.Suddenly......a big blak car that said 666 on
the license plate flew strait
through da windows. And Snapwuz in it!11AN: well I havnoffing2 say but evrt1stupglamming ok!111if any gofikpplr reading disdenurok!11omg I stilkant wait 4da movie!1tomfleton is so hotlolihopharrywilbekumgofikkozmifrend told me he izrlly emo in dis book!1111omfgimleevingdubyaLeaving where? I don't know what this is supposed to be...
pretty soonkant wait! Dizwilprolly be da last chaptah
until I kumbak."Dat'smi car!"shootedDracoangrily.But suddenly it was revealied who was in da
car.It wuz...Snape!"I shall free youLoopin but first you must help me kill these idiotic
donderheads."hesaidcruelly from the car as it flew circumamcizingThis is my best
guess... above us."Ebony Dark'ness Dementia
Raven Way must be killed. Den the Dork Lord shall never
die!"I'm only sort of sure it's Snape talking here and not
Lupin..."You fucking prep!"yelledDraco.Then heloked at me sadly."I forgot to tell u, Ebony. Snape made me do it with him. I didn't really have sexxhimbuthe's a ropeist!"We all
put our clothes
on quickly except Satan.We were
so scarred!1But Satan didn't change.Instead he changed into
a man with gren eyes, no nose, a
gray robe and white skin.He had changed into...
Voldemont!111"I knew who thou were all along."hecackledevilly and sarcastically at me."Now I shall kill thee all!"Thunder came in da
room."Noplz don't kill us!"pleadedVampire.Suddenly Willow, B'loody Mary, Diabolo, Ginny, Drocula,
Fred and
Gorge, Hargrid, McGonagall, Dumblydore, Serious
and Lucian all ran in."What is da meaning of dis?"Dumblydoreaskedall angrily and Voldimortlookd away He did a spell and suddenly his broomstick came to
him
sexily.Volxemort flew above the roof evilly on hisbroomstik."Oh my goth!"Slugborngosped."The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!"Snapeejaculatedmenacingly."You fucking preppy fags!"Seriousshoutedangrily."I know a four-letter word 4 dirtI'm sorry, what?!, CRUCIATUS!"screamedHarry but
da sparks from his wand only hit Draco's car.It fell downSnap
quickly crowled out of it and picked
up the cideo camera."Oh my fucking god!1"Icriedbecoze the video of me in dabathrum, the video of medong itwifDrako and
the video of Satandoing it with With
whom?"If you kill me then dezecideos will be shown to
everyone in the skull. Then u can be just like that goffik girl Paris Hillton."Helaughedmeanly."No!"Iscremed."FYIIhavdapicter of udoing it with Loopin!11""Whatsshe talking abott?"LupinslurpedWhat in hell is this word
supposed to be? as he sat in chains."I saw 2she'sgunna show evry1dapicter!111"Harryshoutedangrily."Shut up!111'"Lumpkinroared."Foolish ignoramuses!"yieldedVoldemort from his broomstick."Thou shall all dye soon.""Think againyou fucking muggle poser!1"Harryyelled and then he and Diablo and Navelbothall took out blak
guns!But Voldimort took out his own one."Uguyz are in a Latinwhat?stand-of!111"Ishouteddespariedrly."AccoNevel's wand!11"criedVoldrimortnd suddenly Nevil'swind was in his hands."Now I shall kill thee all and Evonyu will die!11111"Hemaidlighting come all over
da place."Save usEbony!"Dumbledarkcried.I cried sexilyI just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists
with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak
3 and Saw 2 and do
it with Draco but
I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent."ABRA KEDABRA!11111"Ishooted.