Edited by Jacob

Chapter 18

I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyeshadow, blood-red lipstick and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in strips so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it.

(The night before, Draco and I went back to the school (get it, 'skull' because I'm gothic and I like death). Dumbledore chased Voldemort away. We flew there on our brooms. Mine was black and the broom-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Draco had a black MCR broom. We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.)

Well anyways, I went down to the Great Hall. There all the walls were painted black and the tables were black too. But you could see that there was pink paint underneath the black paint. And there were posters of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" I shouted, going to sit next to B'loody Mary and Willow. B'loody Mary was wearing a black leather miniskirt with a Good Charlotte t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. Willow was wearing a long gothic black dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets. Vampire, Dracula and Draco came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in because they are bisexual.

"Those guys are so fucking hot." Neville was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard came in. He was the same one who had chased away Voldemort yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had dyed his hair black.

"...DUMBLEDORE?!" we all gasped.

"WHAT THE FUCK?" I shouted angrily. "I thought he was just wearing that to scare Voldemort!"

"Hello everyone." he said happily. "As you can see, I gave the room a makeover. What do you think about it?"

Everyone from the poser table in Gryffindor started to cheer. Well, we goths just looked at each other, all disgusted, and shook our heads. We couldn't believe what a poser he was!

"BY THE WAY, you can call me Albert." he called as we left for our classes.

"What a fucking poser!" Draco shouted angrily as we went to Transfiguration. We were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (get it, "way" like Gerard) but I didn't say anything. "I bet he's having a mid-life crisis!" Willow shouted.

I was so fucking angry.

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