Edited by Jacob

Chapter 21

Later we all went in the school. Draco was crying in the common room. "Draco, are you okay?" I asked in a gothic voice.

"No I'm not, you fucking bitch!" he shouted angrily. He started to run out of the place in a suicidal way. I started to cry because I was afraid he would commit suicide.

"It's ok, Ebony." said Vampire comfortingly. "I'll make him feel better."

"you mean you'll go fuck him, won't you!" I shouted angrily. Then I ran to get Draco. Vampire came too.

"Draco, please come on!" he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pale face. I was so turned on because I love sensitive bi guys. (if you're a homophone den fuk of!)

And then... we heard some footsteps! Vampire got out his black invisibility cloak. We both got under it. We saw the janitor Mr. Norris there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.

"WHO'S THERE?" he shouted angrily. We saw Filth come over. He went under the invisibility cloak and started to meow loudly.

"IS ANYONE THERE?" yelled Mr. Norris.

"No! Fuck you, you preppy little poser son of a fucking bitch!" Vampire said under his breath in a disgusted way.

"EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME, WHO SAID THAT?" yelled Mr. Norris. Then he heard Filth meow. "Filth, is there anyone under the cloak?" he asked. Filth nodded. And then... Vampire frenched me! He did it just as... Mr. Norris was taking off the cloak!

"WHAT THE-" he yelled, but it was too late, because now we were running away from him. And then we saw Draco crying and bursting into tears, and slitting his wrists outside of the school.

"Draco!" I cried. "Are you okay?"

"I guess so." Draco weeped. We went back to our coffins frenching each other. Draco and I decided to watch Lake Placid (see, isn't that depressing?) on the gothic red bed together. As I was about to put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. There was a knock on the door, and Fudge and the Ministry of Magic walked into the school!