Edited by JanisChapter 22
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it's
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All day everyone talked about the Ministry of Magic.
Well anyway, I woke up
the next day.
I was in my coffin so I opened the door.
I was wearing black
lacy leather
pajamas.
Then I
gasped.
Standing in front of me
were... B'loody
Mary, Vampire, Diabolo, Draco, Dracula and Willow!
I opened my
crimson eyes.
Willow was wearing a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody roses
all over it.
Under that she
wore a black poofy skirt with lace on it and black gothic boots that were
attached to the top.
Vampire was wearing a baggy Simple Plan t-shirt and baggy black
pants and Vans.
Draco was wearing a black MCR
t-shirt and black jeans and a leather
jacket.
He looked just like
Gerard Way, and almost as fucking sexy.
Vampire looked like Joel Madden.
B'loody Mary was wearing a tight black
poofy gothic dress that she had ripped so it showed off all her
cleavage with a white apron
that said 'bitch' and other swear words
and MCR lyrics on it, kind of like
one dress I had seen Amy Lee wear once.
Darkness
(who is Jenny) was there too.
She was wearing a ripped
gothic black dress with ripped stuff all over it
and a lace-up top thing and black pointy boots.
So were Crab and Goyle.
It turns out that Darkness, Diabolo, Crab and Goyle's
dad was a vampire.
He
committed suicide by slitting his wrists with a
razor.
He had raped them and stuff before
too.
They all got so depressed that they
became gothic and converted to Satanism.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!"
I
yelled as
I jumped up.
"Why the fuck are you all here?"
"Ebony, something
is really fucked up."
Draco
said.
"OK, but I need to put my fucking clothes on
first."
I
shouted
angrily.
"It's all right. We have to go now, and
you look kawaii anyway. You're so fucking beautiful."
Draco
said
in a sexy voice.
"Oh,
alright."
I
said, smiling. "But you
have to tell me why you're being all protective."
"I will,
I will."
he
said.
So I just put on some
black
eyeliner, black
lipstick and red eyeshadow and white foundation.
Then I came.
We all went outside
the Great Hall and looked in from a window.
A fucking prep called Britney from Gryffindor was standing next to us.
She was wearing a
pink mini
and a Hillary Duff
t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her.
Inside the Great Hall
we could see Dumbledore.
Cornelia Fudge was there shouting at Dumbledore.
Dolores
Rumbridge was there too.
"THIS CANNOT BE!"
she
shouted
angrily. "THE SCHOOL MUST BE
CLOSED!"
"THE DARK LORD IS
PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!"
yelled
Cornelia Fudge.
"YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY
LONGER!"
yelled
Rumbridge.
"YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR
VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR
STUDENTS!"
"Very well."
Dumbledore
said
angrily. "But
we cannot do this. We can't close the school. There is only
one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and she is in the school. And her name is... Enoby
Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way."
Draco, Crab, Goyle, Darkness, Willow, Vampire and
B'loody Mary looked at each other... I
gasped.
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