Edited by Janis

Chapter 31

"I always knew you were on Voldemort's side, you son of a bitch (Buffy rocks!)." Sirius said to Snape.

"No, I'm not! I was teaching them something!" Snape claimed.

"Oh fucking yeah?" I took some black Veritaserum out of my poket and gave it to Sirius. He made Snape dirnk it. He did angrily. Then Lucian took out a tape recorder and started playing it while he did curses on Snape. Then Professor Sinister and Lucian made us get out with them while Snape told his secrets. Lucian took Vampire and Draco to the nurse after thanking me a millon times. Professor Trelawney took me to a dark room. Now I was going to go back in time to seduce Voldemort. Moving posters of MCR and Nirvana were all over. B'loody Mary, Darkness and Willow came too. B'loody Mary gave me a black bag from Tom Rid's store.

"What's in the bag?" I asked Professor Trelawney.

"You will see." she said. I opened the bag. In it was a sexy tight low-cut black leather gothic dress. It had red corset stuff and there was a silt up da leg. I put it on. My friends helped me put on black fishnets and blak pointy boots Willow had chosen. Willow and Darkness helped me put on black eyeliner and blood-red lipstick.

"You look fucking kawaii, bitch." B'loody Mary said.

"Thanks." I said.

"Ok, now you're going to go back in time." said Professor Sinister. "U will have to do it in a few sessions." She gave me a black gun. I put it in a strap on my fishnets like in Resident Evil. Then she gave me a black time-turner. "After an hour, use the time turner to come back here." Professor Trelawney said. Then she and B'loody Mary put a Pensieve in front of me. Everyone gathered in front of it.

"Good luck!" Everyone shouted. Darkness and Willow gave me Death's touch sign. Then... I jumped sexily into the Pensieve.

Suddenly, I was in front of the school. In front of me was one of the sexiest goth guys I had ever seen. He was wearing long black hair, kinda like Mikey Way only black. He had green eyes like Billie Joe Armstrong and pale white skin. He was wearing a black ripped up suit with Vans. It was...Tom Bombadil!