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I
loked around in a depresed way.
Suddenly I saw Profesor
Sinister.
B"lody
Mary, Socrates and Draco, Vampire and Willow were
their
to.
"OMFG
Sorius
I saw u
nd
Samaro and Snip
nd everyone!11111
I
kant
beleev
Snap
uzd
2
b
goffik!111111"
"Yah
I
no."
Serious
said
sadly.
"Oh hey there
bitch."
Profesor
Trevolry
said
in an emo voice
dirnking some Volxemortserom.
Hi
fuker."
I
said.
"Lizzen,
Satan asked me out to a gottik
cornet and a
movie so I need a sexah new outfit for da
date. Also
I"m
playng in a gothic band so I need an ootfit for that too."
"Oh my satan!1"
(geddit
lolz
koz shes gofik)
gasped
B"lody
Mary.
"Want 2 go to
Hot Topik to shop 4
ur outfit?"
"OMFS, letz have a groop
kutting session!11"
said
Profesor
Trevolry.
"I
can"t fucking wait 4
dat but we
need 2 get sum stuff
first."
said
Willow.
"Yah we need sum
portions for Profesor
Trevolry so she
wont be adikted
2
Volxemortserum anymore
nd also..............sum
luv potion 4
Enoby."
Darko
said
resultantly.
"Well we have potions klass now."
Willow
said
so
let"s go.
We went sexily to Potionz
class.
But Snap
wasn"t there.
Instead
there was................................................Cornelio
Fuck!11111
"Hey where the fuck is Dumblydore!111"
Draco
shouted
angrily.
"STFU!1"
shooted
Cornelia Fuck.
"He is in Azkhabian now wif
Snip and Loopin
he is old and week
he has kancer.
"Now do ur
work!111"
My friendz and I talked arngrily.
"Can you BELEVE
Snap
used to be
gottik!1"
Vampire
asked
surprisedly.
"DATZ IT!11"
CORNELIO
FUK
SHOOTED
ARNGRILY.
"IM
GETTING PROFESOR
BRIDGE!111"
He stomped out angrily.
Mi
frendz and I began talking again.
I began to drink some blod mixed wif
beer.
Suddenly I saw Hargrid
in da cupboard.
"WTF is he doing?"
I
asked.
Then I looked at Draco.
He
wuz
wearing tonz of eyeliner
nd
he
locked
shexier
den
eva.
Suddenly..."HARGRIF
WUT
DA
FOK
R
U DOING!11"
he
shooted.
I looked around...Hairgrid
wuz putting sumfing in my glass of blod!11
Darko and Vampire started 2 beat him up sexily.
"God u
r such a posr!1"
I
shooted at Hairgrid.
Suddenly I looked ar what he was putting in da blood.
It was...Amnesia Portion!111
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