Chapter 37

AN: OK EVRYBODY IM GONG ON VOCATION ON DA FRIST OF JULY SO IM EEDER GONNA END DA FIK OR UPDAT IT IN WEEX. fangz!1 oh yah nd prepz stop flaming sa story!11 raven fangz 4 da help c ya gurl afta vocation!11

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DARKO'S PONT OF VIEW LOL

Vampire and I chaind Hairgrid 2 da floor.

"Oh mi fucking satan!11" Enoby said. She wuz so hot. "Maybe I cud uze Amnesia potion 2 make Satan foll in love wif me faster!1"

"But u r so sexy and wonderful aneway Tata," said Vampire. "Why would u need it?"

"To make everyfing go faster lol." said Enoby.

"But you wont have to do it wif him or anyfing, will u?" I asked jelosly.

"OMFG u guyz r so scary!11" said Britney, a fucking prep.

"Shut the fuk up!1" said Willow.

"Ok well anyway lets go 2 Profesor Trevolry's room."

Draco, Ebory and I went to Profesor Siniater's room. But Profesor Sinister wasn't there. Instead Tom Rid was.

Oh hi fuckers he said. Lizzen, I got u sum kewl new clovez.

I took out da cloves from da bag. It was a goffik blak leather miniskirt that said '666' on da bak, black stilton bootz, blood red fishnetz and a blak corset.

"OMG fangz!" I said hugging him in a gothic way. I took da clothes in da bag.

"OK Profesor Sinister isnt hr what the fuk should we do?" asked Draco. Suddenly he loked at a sign on da blak wall.

"Oh my fuking satan!1" I screamed as I read it. On it said Evry1 Profesor Sinister is away. She is too gottik she is in Azkhabian now. Classes shal be taught by Dubledork who is bak but he shall not be principal 4 now. Sincerely Profesor Rumbridge.

"OMFG!111" I shoted arngrily. "How could they do that!11"

Suddenly Dumblydore came.

"WHAT DA HELL R dialogObjectAlternate sp" onmouseover="Dialog.create(event, this);">U dialogObjectAlternate sp" onmouseover="Dialog.create(event, this);">DONG IN MY dialogObjectAlternate sp" onmouseover="Dialog.create(event, this);">OFICE!1" this);">he began to dialogObjectAlternate sp" onmouseover="Dialog.create(event, this);">shoot dialogObjectAlternate sp" onmouseover="Dialog.create(event, this);">Sudwenly this);">I saw Morty Mcfly's blak dialogObjectAlternate sp" onmouseover="Dialog.create(event, this);">tim machine!111 this);">I jumped seductivly dialogObjectAlternate sp" onmouseover="Dialog.create(event, this);">in2 this);">it leaving Draco and Vampire. dialogObjectAlternate sp" onmouseover="Dialog.create(event, this);">Sudenly this);">I dialogObjectAlternate sp" onmouseover="Dialog.create(event, this);">wuz back in tim!11 this);">I looked place" onmouseover="Dialog.create(event, this);">Profesor Slutborn's dialogObjectAlternate sp" onmouseover="Dialog.create(event, this);">efface! ialog.create(event, this);">I saw da Amnesia potion on his desk. dialogObjectAlternate sp" onmouseover="Dialog.create(event, this);">wuz this);">blak dialogObjectAlternate sp" onmouseover="Dialog.create(event, this);">wif blood-red pentagramz in it. ref" onmouseover="Dialog.create(event, this);">cross. dialogObjectAlternate sp" onmouseover="Dialog.create(event, this);">da door opened it wuz...Profesor dialogObjectAlternate sp" onmouseover="Dialog.create(event, this);">Slutgorn!11

OMG wut r u doing fuker he shooted angrily I don't kno wut da fuk r u DOING I SHOUTED ANGRILY.

"Oh sorry I wuz just looking around koz I thought it wuz class." you said finally hoping he couldn't c da potion in ur pocket.

"Oh ok u can go now." said Profesor Slutborn.

You went to the conmen room after putting on my clothes. Silas, Samaro and Snap were there practicing Vampirez will Never Hurt U by MCR.

"Oh hi you guys." I said seductively. "Wheres Satan?"

"Oh he's cumming." said Serious. "BTW u can kall me Hades now." Suddenly Satan came. He was wearing a smexxy blak leather Jackson, blak congres shoes, a Slipnot t-shirt and a blak tie.

"Ok I will see you guyz at da concert." I said and then I went with Satan.

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