Edited by Jacob

Chapter 37

Vampire and I chained Hagrid to the floor.

"Oh my fucking Satan!" Ebony said. She was so hot. "Maybe I could use Amnesia potion to make Satan fall in love with me faster!"

"But you are so sexy and wonderful anyway, Ebony," said Vampire. "Why would you need it?"

"To make everything go faster lol." said Ebony.

"But you won't have to do it with him or anything, will you?" I asked jealously.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD you guyz are so scary1" said Britney, a fucking prep.

"Shut the fuck up!" said Willow.

"Ok, well anyway, let's go to Professor Trelawney's room."

Draco, Ebony and I went to Professor Sinister's room. But Professor Sinister wasn't there. Instead Tom Rid was.

"Oh hi, fuckers," he said. "Listen, I got you some cool new clothes."

I took out the clothes from the bag. It was a gothic black leather miniskirt that said '666' on the back, black stiletto boots, blood red fishnets and a black corset.

"OH MY GOD, thanks!" I said, hugging him in a gothic way. I put the clothes in the bag.

"OK, Professor Sinister isn't here; what the fuck should we do?" asked Draco. Suddenly he looked at a sign on the black wall.

"Oh my fuking Satan!" I screamed as I read it. It said: "Everyone, Professor Sinister is away. She is too gothic; she is in Azkhabian now. Classes shall be taught by Dumbledore, who is back but shall not be principal for now. Sincerely, Professor Rumbridge."

"OH MY FUCKING GOD!" I shouted angrily. "How could they do that!"

Suddenly, Dumbledore came.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY OFFICE!" he began to shout angrily. Suddenly I saw Morty Mcfly's black time machine! I jumped seductively into it, leaving Draco and Vampire. Suddenly I was back in time! I looked around. It was...Professor Slutborn's office! I sneaked around. Suddenly I saw the Amnesia potion on his desk. It was black with blood-red pentagrams in it. It was the shape of a cross. I put it in my poket. Suddenly the door opened; it was...Professor Slutborn!

"OH MY GOD, what are you doing, fucker?" he shouted angrily . "I don't know; what the fuck are you doing?" I SHOUTED ANGRILY.

"Oh sorry. I was just looking around, because I thought it was time for class." you said finally, hoping he couldn't see the potion in your pocket.

"Oh ok, you can go now." said Professor Slutborn.

You went to the common room after putting on my clothes. Sirius, Samaro and Snap were there, practicing 'Vampires Will Never Hurt You' by My Chemical Romance.

"Oh hi you guys." I said seductively. "Where's Satan?"

"Oh he's coming." said Sirius. "By the way, you can call me Hades now." Suddenly Satan came. He was wearing a sexy black leather jacket, black converse shoes, a Slipnot t-shirt, and a black tie.

"Ok, I will see you guys at the concert." I said, and then I went with Satan.