Edited by Jacob

Chapter 41

When I woke up, I was in a strange room. I looked around. I was wearing the same outfit I had when I performed with XBlakXTearX! I looked around confusedly. It was the Nurse's office, but it looked different! On the wall was a picture of Marilyn Manson! (just imagine that he is in an 80s gothic band too, ok? Because he is older than Panic At The Disco or mcr) There was also a gothic Black Beatles calander with a picture of the Beatles wearing eyeliner and black clothes. On it said '1980.'

"Oh my fucking god! I'm back in time again!" I screamed loudly. Suddenly Satan (this is actually Voldemort for future reference!) came. Voldemort was wearing a black leather jacket, black tight jeans, and fishnet pants. He looked so sexy I almost had an orgasm!

"Oh my fucking god Ebony, are you ok?" he asked gothically.

"Yeah, I'm okay for your information." I snapped sexily. "Oh my god, am I dead," because I remembered I had jumped in front of the bullet from James' gun. I also remembered seeing Draco doing it with Snape!

I guessed that when I had slit my wrists I went back in time instead of dying. I knew I could go forward in time if I found a time-tuner or the time machine.

"No, you're not dead." Voldemort reassured suicidally as he smoked a cigarette sexily and smoke came out all over his face. "You're a vampire, so you can't die from a bullet. Come on now, let's go see how Harry's dad is doing."

I know that the real reason I didn't die from the bullet was because I was from the future. "What the fuck! James almost shot Lucian!" I said indignantly. I knew that James had really been possessed, but I didn't want him to know I knew.

"Yeah I know, but he had a headache and he was under a lot of stress." Voldemort reasoned evilly.

"I guess that's ok." I said, because James hadn't really shot Lucian. Also, I know that Lucian would now have two arms instead of one. I walked seductively outside with Voldemort. Suddenly I saw a totally sexy gothic bisexual guy! He had bleached blond hair with black streaks up to his ears and he was wearing gothic black eyeliner, a black Green Day shirt (it showed Billy Joel with blond hair since it was the eighties), black Converse shoes and black baggy pants. He walked in all sexily, like Gerard Way in the video for I Don't Love You like I did Yesterday and you could see a black tear on his face like the woman in that video. "Hey." He said all quietly and gothically.

"Who the fuck is that?" I asked angrily, because I did not know him.

"This is... Hedwig!" said Voldemort. "He used to be in XBlackXTearX too, but he had to drop out because he broke his arm."

"Hey Hedwig." I said seductively, even though I was not trying to be.

"Hi Ebony." He answered, but then he ran away because he had Care of Magical Creatures. He was humming 'Welcome to the Black Parade under his breath (I know that is not 80s but pretend it is, ok!)

"Bye." I said all sexily.

"That was Hedwig. He used to be my boyfriend, but we broke up." Voldemort said sadly, looking at his black nails.

"Oh my fucking god, I can get you back together!" I said, fingering something I didn't know was in my pocket - a blak Cute is What We Aim For video iPod that I could take videos with (does anyone else know about them? They kick ass!).

"Ok, you can forget about your class for now, Hedwig. I'm going to show you something great!" I led them to the Great Hall. "Come on you guys."

Lucian, James, Sirius and Snape were all in the Great Hall. Lucian wouldn't talk with James because he had tried to shoot him.

"Go fuck yourself, you fucking douche!" he shouted at him. "Draco is never going to be friends with Vampire now!"

"Yeah, go fuck yourself Samaro!" Snape agreed, but I know he was lying because it had been his fault James had almost shot Lucian.

"Be quiet you guys." I said sexily. My plan was working out great. Now I could make Voldemort good without doing it with him! Now Vampire's dad would never die, and... "OK, Voldemort and Hedwig, you guys can start making out." I said, and I started to film them with the iPod.

"Cool." said Sirius as Voldemort and Hedwig started to make out sexily. We watched as they started to take eachothers clothes off sexily. Samaro, Sirius, Snape and Lucian all watched because they were probably bisexual. I know Snape was bisexual.

"Oh my fucking god! Voldemort! Voldemort!" screamed Hedwig as his cock touched Voldemort's.

But suddenly, everything stopped as the door opened and in came... Dumbledore and Mr. Norris!