Edited by Eric

Chapter 42

I sat depressedly in Dumbledore's office with Hedwig, Satan, James, Sirius, Snape and Lucian. Dumbledore was sitting in front of us cruelly. He looked younger then he did in the future. He had taken the iPod away and was now listening to a shitty Avril Lavigne song.

"What the hell is this anyway?" he cackled meanly. I hoped he didn't find out that I was from another time.

"Whatever you do, don't blame Ebony, you jerk." Satan said.

"Yeah, seriously, she was trying to get Satan and Hedwig back together." Sirius said defiantly.

"Be quiet you Satanists." Dumbledore cockled. "If you're lucky I'll probably send u all to Azkaban! That will teach u to copulate in the Great Hall." He changed the song on the iPod to a NSYNC song. Suddenly I noticed something wrong about the iPod. It was slowly changing! Dumbledore didn't notice.

"You fucking poser." I muttered.

"I bet you've never heard of GC." James said. Now I knew what the iPod was changing into- Morty McFly's time machine!

"Shut up James!" Draco's dad shouted.

"Yeah, shut up!" Snape said preppily.

"No, you shut up Dumbledore!1111" said Tom.

"I've had enough of you Satanists in my school!" shouted Dumbledore seriously.

Suddenly I grabbed the iPod from him. "Everyone! Jump in before it's too late!" I jumped into it. But only one other person jumped in. It was... Satan.

"You dunderheads!" screamed Dumbledore wisely as we went.

I looked around. I was in the Slytherin common room with Satan. I was wearing a black plaid miniskirt with hot pink fishnets, a sexy black MCR corset and black stiletto boots with pink pentagrams on them. My earrings were black Satanist signs and my raven hair was all around me to my mid-back.

"Hey cool, where is this?" he asked in an emo voice.

"This is the future. Dumbledore's iPod that he tried to take away from me was really also a time machine." I told him.

"Cool, what's an iPod?" he whimpered.

"It's something you use to listen to music." I yakked.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD - cool, wait, what's a 4-letter-word for dirt?" he asked in his sexy voice.

"Um, I guess sand?" I said confusedly.

"Yeah, I was just trying to make sure you were still the same person." he triumphantly giggled.

Suddenly some of my friends walked in.

"OH MY GOD you're fucking alive!" said Jenny wearing a black leather jocket, black baggy pants and a gothic black From First to Last shirt. I explained to her why I was alive.

"Konichiwa, bitch." said Willow. She was wearing a black corset showing off her boobs with lace all around it and red stripes on it. With it she was wearing a black leather miniskirt, big black boots, white foundation, black eyeliner, red eyeshadow, and black lipstick.

"Hey, motherfucker." said Diabolo with his red hair. He was wearing a black plaid t-shirt and black baggy pants.

"Hey, who's that, Ebony?" B'loody Mary questioned as she walked in wearing a black t-shirt with a red pentagram on it with lace at the bottom, red leather pants with black lace, and black stolettoes.

"Oh, it's Satan." I told her and she nodded, knowing the truth.

Suddenly, Satan started to cry.

"Are you okay, Satan?" we asked concernedly.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD you're from the future! What if you don't like me anymore because we're from different times?" he asked.

"No, I still like you." I said sexily to him.

"Ok." he said reassuredly. I let him listen to Teenagers by MCR on my iPod while I was about to go outside to find out some things. I gave Diabolo a signal to keep Satan occupied. Satan fell asleep. I took the iPod. I was about to walk outside. Professor Sinister ran in! She was wearing a gothic black minidress with depressing black stripes, white and black striped tights, and red converse shoes. She was wearing LOTS of black eyeliner.

"Oh my fucking God, where's Draco! How did Snape get back here! I thought he was in Azkhaban." I asked sadly.

"Ebony, I was so worried about you but I know you can't fucking die because you're a vampire. Snape came back because that girl Britney freed him. I never liked her, she was a bad student." Trelawney said reassuredly.

"That bitch! Did she also free Hagrid and Lupin?" I shouted angrily. I hated Britney because she was a fucking prep.

"Yes, they are on the loose at this school. Dumbledore is back, and Cornelia is on his way to help everyone. Tell everyone you see to lock themselves in their common room!" Trelawney said worriedly.

"OK. But where's Draco? How come he was doing it with Snape?"

"I don't know why but I know he almost tried to commit suicide after he saw you almost kill yourself." she said.

"OH MY GOD that's terrible!" I gasped. Satan was still asleep, so he couldn't tell what was going on. Then I said, "Listen everyone, I have something important to do. Everyone stay in here!" And with that I ran out.

"Good luck, Ebony!" everyone cried.

I ran sexily down the stairs into the Great Hall while the portraits around looked at me scaredly. There was hardly anyone else in the stairs, and there was an atmosphere of horror. On the way I saw Britney laughing on the stairs. She was wearing a slutty pink shirt with flowers on it, a blue jean skirt Abercrombie and pink stilettos. She looked just like a pentagram of those fucking preps Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan.

"You fucking bitch!" I shouted angrily.

"No, you're totally a bitch. Now Voldemort will like totally kill you!" she laughed.

"crucio!" I shouted selectively pointing my black wand and she started screaming because she was being tortured and I laughed sadistically.

"No! Help me! Please!" Britney screamed terrifiedly.

I put up my middle finger at her. In her hand I saw the video camera Snape and Lupin had used to take the video of me. I put the tape of Voldemort doing it with Hedwig onto it. Then I continued to run down the stairs with the camera. When I had reached the Great Hall I saw Vampire Potter. "OH MY GOD Vampire!" I yelled.

We hugged each other happily. He looked at me with his gothic red eyes and spiky black hair. Around them were blak eyeliner and eyeshadow. He was wearing a black leather Jackson, leather pants, a Panic at the Disco concert shirt and his black converse shoes. He looked more like Joel from Good Charlotte than ever. (did you hear their song the river? it rocks!) "I was so worried you died!" moaned Vampire.

"I know, but I'm a vampire, haha". When I woke up I was back in 1980, so anyway I bought Voldemort from when he was young with me."

"Where's Draco?" I asked spuriously.

"Draco? You mean that fucking poser who betrayed you?" Vampire snarkled with anger in his sexy voice.

"I KNOW BUT WE HAVE TO FIND HIM." I SAID SMARTLY.

"I'll do it then." Harry said with angst.

"OK." I agreed. Suddenly... all the lights in the room went out. And then... the Dark Mark appeared.

"Oh my fucking satan!" Harry shouted.

"I think Voldemort has arrived." I said anxiously. "Fuck, I have to find Draco! I guess we should separate."

"Ok." Vampire said disapparating. I ran into the Great Hall.