Edited by Janis

Chapter 44

"That's my car!" shouted Draco angrily. But suddenly it was revealed who was in the car. It was...Snape!

"I shall free you, Lupin, but first you must help me kill these idiotic dunderheads." he said cruelly from the car as it flew circling above us. "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way must be killed. Then the Dark Lord shall never die!"

"You fucking prep!" yelled Draco. Then he looked at me sadly. "I forgot to tell you, Ebony. Snape made me do it with him. I didn't really have sex with him; he's a rapist!"

We all put our clothes on quickly except Satan. We were so scared! But Satan didn't change. Instead he changed into a man with green eyes, no nose, a gray robe and white skin. He had changed into... Voldemort!

"I knew who thou were all along." he cackled evilly and sarcastically at me. "Now I shall kill thee all!" Thunder came in the room.

"No! Please don't kill us!" pleaded Vampire. Suddenly Willow, B'loody Mary, Diabolo, Jenny, Dracula, Crab and Goyle, Hagrid, McGonagall, Dumbledore, Sirius and Lucian all ran in.

"What is the meaning of this?" Dumbledore asked angrily and Voldemort looked away (because Dumbledore is the only wizard he is scared of.) He did a spell and suddenly his broomstick came to him sexily. Voldemort flew above the roof evilly on his broomstick.

"Oh my goth!" Slutborn gasped. (Get it because I'm gothic.)

"The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!" Snape interjected menacingly.

"You fucking preppy fags!" Sirius shouted angrily.

"I know a four-letter word for dirt, CRUCIATUS!" screamed Harry, but the sparks from his wand only hit Draco's car. It fell down. Snape quickly crawled out of it and picked up the video camera.

"Oh my fucking god!" I cried because the video of me in the bathroom, the video of me doing it with Draco and the video of Satan doing it with .

"If you kill me then these videos will be shown to everyone in the school. Then you can be just like that gothic girl Paris Hilton." He laughed meanly.

"No!" I screamed. "For your information, I have the picture of you doing it with Lupin!"

"What's she talking about?" Lupin as he sat in chains.

"I saw too, she's going to show everyone the picture!" Harry shouted angrily.

"Shut up!" Lupin roared.

"Foolish ignoramuses!" yielded Voldemort from his broomstick. "Thou shall all die soon."

"Think again, you fucking Muggle poser!" Harry yelled and then he and Diabolo and Neville all took out black guns! But Voldemort took out his own one.

"You guys are in a stand-off!" I shouted despairedly.

"Accio Neville's wand!" cried Voldemort and suddenly Neville's wand was in his hands. "Now I shall kill thee all and Ebony u will die!"

He made lightning come all over the place.

"Save us Ebony!" Dumbledore cried.

I cried sexily. I just wanted to go to the common room and slit my wrists with my friends while we watched Shark Attack 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco, but I knew I had to do something more important.

"ABRA KADABRA!" I shouted.