Paradoxes
Chapter 1 (1)
It was snowing and raining
Chapter 2 (1)
It was snowing and raining again.
Chapter 7 (1)
frenching passively
Chapter 16 (3)
cause guys don't like to
talk a bout
you-know-what
muttered
loudly
talked to each other in silence
Chapter 17 (2)
blak
blood-red miniskirt
leather
fish-nets
Chapter 21 (2)
Filth is der
any1
unda
da cloak!
gothic red
bed
Chapter 24 (1)
class fucking dismissed
every1
Chapter 25 (1)
frenching passively
Chapter 28 (1)
passively we did it
Chapter 32 (3)
yeah that's what they used to call
it in these time before it became Hogsmeade in 2000
noo
its called Hot Ishoo
then in 1998 dey
changd it to hot
topic
Chapter 33 (1)
screemed
passively
Chapter 37 (2)
I put it in my poket.
Oh sorry
Chapter 38 (2)
Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not
work
shoot off his
arm
Chapter 41 (5)
I guessed dat when I had slit mi wrists
I had
went bak in tim instead of dieing
"No
ur not dead."
Satan
reassured
suicidally
Hairy's dad
I
said
seductively
evn
tho
I
wuz
nut
tring to b
Drako is never gong
2
b
frends with vampire now
Chapter 43 (1)
Den
he did da same fing to Harry.
Chapter 44 (1)
that goffik girl Paris Hillton