Student Professor Bystander Baddie Group Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Female Student Eboby EBONDY Ebory Egogy Enobby ENOBY Enoby Way Enony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Enopby Evony Ibony TaEbory Tara Tata 2021 1 1 1 "What's up Draco?" 5 "Yeah? So?" "No I so fucking don't!" "Hi." "What?" "Oh. My. Fucking. God!" 6 "Hi Draco!" "Joel is so fucking hot." "What's wrong?" "Hey, it's ok I don't like him better than YOU!" "Really." "Besides I don't even know Joel and he's going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch." 4 "What the fuck do you think you are doing?" "What the fucking hell?" "What?" "Oh! Oh! Oh!" 1 "Yeah I guess." 5 "Bastard!" "That's all right. What's your name?" "Why?" "Well, I am a vampire." "Yeah." 5 "Oh Draco, Draco!" "You bastard!" "No, you fucking idiot!" "You probably have AIDs anyway!" "VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" 2 "Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!" "Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" 9 "No!" "Crookshanks!" "No, Voldemort!" "No! Please!" "How did you know?" "Draco!" "Hi!" "Are you okay?" "I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me." 2 "What the fuck do you think?" "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" 3 "NO!" "EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" "YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" 17 "How did u know?" "NO!" "I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" "Fuck off." "You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don't like fucked up preps like you." "What, are they goffs too you poser prep?" "No you didn't "You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by Snap and Loopin." "Whatever!" "hat's not a spell that's an MCR song." "OK I believe you now wtf is Drako?" "Fangs (geddit) you do too." "Hi back." "Vampire you fucker!" "Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Draco!" "NO!" "I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" 5 "Dumbledore Dumblydore!" "Volsemort has Draco!" "No! Don't! We need to save Draco!" "Its okay!" "What?" 3 "Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Vampire!" "OMFG." "I love you!" 22 "Wtf Draco im not going to a concert wid u!" "Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them " "Yeah cause we you know!" "OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?" "So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?" R u becoming a prep or what?" "OK then I guess I will have to." "It serves that fuking bich right." "Maybe Willow will die too." "Kawai." "OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with drako tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr." " I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA." "In Hot Topic, right?" "WHAT?" "B'Loody Mary are u a PREP?" "Hu told u abut them " "OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?" "Da real goffs?" "OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!" "Yeah I am actually." "Hey BTW my name's ebondy dark'ness dementia TARA way what's yours?" "Yeah I don't think so cause I am going there with my bf drako you sick perv!" 5 "WTF Hargrid?" "Fuck off you fjucking bastard." "Yah but not as kawaii as you." "Yah." "No no please!" 4 "WTF!" "...DUMBLEDORE?1!" "WTF?" "I thought he was just wearing that to scare Volsemort!" 5 "Accuse me? What about me!" "You fucking bastard!" "You gave me a fucking shock!" "Wtf do you fink you're doing in da gurl's room?" "U no who MCR r!" 8 "Wut de fucking hell r u doing!" "R u gonna cum rape me or what." "Yah, so u can fuk ur six-yr-old gurlfriend, huh?" "WTF is that why u wanted condoms?" "Well you shoulda told me." "It wuz to blackmail u." "So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fuking rat me out or I'll show dis to Dumbledork. So fuck off, u bastards!" "WTF where'd Draco?" 4 "Draco are u okay?" "You mean you'll go fuck him wont you!" "Draco!" "R u okay?" 5 "OMFG " "Why the fuck are u all here?" "OK but I need to put my fucking clothes on first." "Oh all right." "But you have to tell me why your being all erectiveWhat even? Protective? Maybe? IDEK.." 7 "Vampire, Draco WTF?" "Plz don't make me kill him plz!" "No!" "Yeah yeah." "No its not!" "OMFG what if I'm getting possessed like in Da Ring 2!" "Ok bich." 7 "Yeah." "Well I have to talk to you about some fings something . When do you want to due it?" "OK." "OK I'm having lotz of visions." I'm so worried is Draco gong 2 die. "I said I see a black gothic skull and a pentagram." "Bye bitch." 3 "She said she would tell me what the visions meant torromow." "OMFG Draco Draco!" "No! Oh my fucking god!11" 6 "Hi Vampire." "I don't know." "Now come on we have 2 tell Dumbledor." "Look motherfucker." "U know very well that I'm not decisionalwhat even? How could you possibly get these words confused? How could you THINK to confuse these words on purpose for the sake of trolling? I can't. Now get some fucking ppl out there to look for Series and Lucian- porntotrollololol!" "Longdon." 2 "Tara, I see drak times are near." "Okay." 4 "Yah I guess." "The problem is...I have to seduce Volxemort. Ill have 2 go bak in time " "Of coarse not!" "Sure." 1 "Crosio!" 4 "No!11" "What the fuck r u doing!" "No you fucking bastrad!1" "CrosioDo we actually want this to be marked up as a different spell than Crookshanks? It seems like they probably do roughly the same thing?!" 3 "Oh fucking yeah?" "Whatz in da bag?" "Fangs." 17 "Hi." "Im Enoby Way da new student." "Hey Satan........ do u happen to be a fan of Gren Day?" (sinz mcr and evinezenz dont exist yet den) "omg me too!" "hogsment?" 'topic!" "ohh." "so is dumblydor your princepill?" "OMfG SHME TOO!" "yah that's why im here im NEW." "actually I fink mebe its becos ur da barke lord." "oh nuffin." "OMFG NO "dumblydore I think I just met u." "um." "wth how?" "fuck off!" 9 "Oh my fuking god!1" "Shud we get u 2 St Manga's, bitch?" "Sure "Hey Sexxy." "Fine." "Not 2 far, lol." "I hop not 2 far!111" "What happened 2 Snipe?" "Oh Draco!111111!1 Oh mi fuking gud Draco!1111" 6 "Ok." "So what the fuck happened 2 Snipe and Loopin?" "Where r Draco and Vampira?" "Whose he!11" "Yah?" "Yah?" 16 "Draco what da fuk r u dong!111111" "Oh hi Lucian!1" Im Ebony the new student lol "ORLY." "Hey bastards." "But don't u have a lead singer!" "Oh my fuking god!11 Datz so fuking sad!1" "Wel... Im in a bnad myself." "Yeah were called Blody Gothik Rose 666. Do u wanna hr me sing?" "I wok dis empt stret on da bolevrad of broken dremz." "Enopby? Will u join da band? Plz!1" "Um... ok." "Are we gong to play tonight?" "Ok." "What da hell r u dong here!11" 4 "OMFG Sorius I saw u nd Samaro and Snip nd everyone!11111 I kant beleev Snap uzd 2 b goffik!111111" Hi fuker." "Lizzen, Satan asked me out to a gottik cornet and a movie so I need a sexah new outfit for da date. Also I"m playng in a gothic band so I need an ootfit for that too." "WTF is he doing?" 12 "Oh mi fucking satan!11" "Maybe I cud uze Amnesia potion 2 make Satan foll in love wif me faster!1" "To make everyfing go faster lolhow on earth are we to tackle this?." "OMG fangz!" "Oh my fuking satan!1" "OMFG!111" "How could they do that!11" I don't kno wut da fuk r u DOING "Oh sorry I wuz just looking around koz I thought it wuz class." "Oh hi you guys." "Wheres Satan?" "Ok I will see you guyz at da concert." 10 "Lol, I totally decided not 2 comit suicide when I herd Hilena." "...Hey Satan do u know da cure 4 when ppl r adikted 2 Volxemortseruem?" "Kul." "Fuk u!11" "I'm a vampire." "Yah siriusly." "Yah." "Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111" "I'M NUT OKAY!1" "U guys stop!11" 13 "I'm sorry. It's something I had to do, to fufill my duty as the noble gothic Mary Sue." "I love you two. I'll...I'll see you in hell." 'Is this a grammar error or a keyboarding spelling error?Where are my emo clothes?' "THIS IS UNLOGICAL AND DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!" "Omigod." "Oh mi satan wut happened!" "Get the fuk out u fucking bastard!11" "Volxemort? OMFG what's wrong!111" "What the fuk happened?" "Oh my satan!11 Am I lik dead now?" "OMG I cant beleve Vampirz' dad shot u!1" "Hey haz aneone fuking seen Draco?" "U fucking prep!11" 8 "Oh mi satan wut happened!" "Get the fuk out u fucking bastard!11" "Volxemort? OMFG what's wrong!111" "What the fuk happened?" "Oh my satan!11 Am I lik dead now?" "OMG I cant beleve Vampirz' dad shot u!1" "Hey haz aneone fuking seen Draco?" "U fucking prep!11" 13 "OMFG! Im back in Tim again!111" "Yah Im okay 4 ur in4mation." "OMG am I dedd?" "WTF! James almust shot Luciious!" "I guess that's ok." "Who da fuck is that?" "Hey Hedwig." "Bye." "OMFG I can get u bak 2gether!" "Ok u can 4get about ur class for now, Hedwig. Im going 2 show u something grate!1" "Cum on u guys." "B quiet u guys." "OK Satan and Hedwig, u guys can start making out." 23 "You fucking poser." "Evry1! Jump in b4 itz 2 l8! "Dis is da future. Dumbeldore's iPod dat he tried to take away from me wuz really also a tim machine." "It's somefing u use 2 lizzen 2 music." "Um I guezz sand?" "Oh its Satan." "Are you okay Satan?" "No I still like you." "Oh my fucking god, where's Draco!111 How did Snap get back here! I tohot he wuz in Azerbaijan." "That bitch!11 Did she also free Hargrid and Loopin?" "OK. But where's Dracko? How cum he was doing it with Snap?" "OMG dat's terrible!" "Lizzen evry1, I have sumthing imptent to do. in hr evry1 stay Everyone stay in here !" "You fucking bitch!111" "Crucious!1" "No!1 Help me!1 Please!1" "OMG Vampira!111" "I know but Im a vampire lol . "Where's Draco?" "I NO BUT WE HAV 2 FIND HIM." "OK." "I fink Voldimort has arrivd." "Fuck, I have to find Draco!1 I guess we shood separate." 6 "Oh Draco why did you do it with that fucking bastard Snape?" "Pop addelum!111" "You fukking perv." "Now u have 2 tell us where Voldimort is or I'm gong 2 torture u!" "Oh mi satan! Draco!" "Oh Vampire! Vampire!" 5 "Oh my fucking god!1" "No!" "FYI I hav da picter of u doing it with Loopin!11" "U guyz are in a Latinwhat? stand-of!111" "ABRA KEDABRA!11111" 36 29 35 20 15 26 31 17 37 27 33 61 6 25 28 56 14 14 20 41 14 23 31 31 21 17 21 28 9 23 25 39 29 24 31 21 39 41 75 30 60 81 26 25 4 And then... suddenly just as I What? I don't even?Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. 4 We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. 5 We hugged and kissed. 7 Then... We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. 7 We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?) 9 "That's okay." he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out. 15 "I love you!" I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and CMM in a Cinderella Story. 16 We frenched. 16 "OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room. 21 We went back to our coffins frenching each other. 25 We stated frenching passively. 26 Then, we kissed. 28 We frenched sexily. 28 We started freching as we climbed into the cofin. 33 We frenched. 33 mak out 43 And then... I began frenching Draco sexily. 43 We all began making out 2gther sexily. 4 He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. 7 We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?) 18 (Da night before Draco and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth). Dumbeldore chased Vlodemort away. We flew there on our brooms. Mine was black and the broom-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Draco had a black MCR boom. We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.) 25 Then... he put his trobbing you-know-what in my tool...That's an interesting word for it sexily. 28 Then... I took off Draco's MCR shrift and seductvely took of his pants. He was hung lik a stallone. He had replaced the Vampire tattoo that said Enoby on it. Black roses were around it. I gasped. He lookd exactly lik Gerard Way. Vampire took a vido camera. (I had sed it wuz ok b4). I took of my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r lif. We started freching as we climbed into the cofin. He put his spock??? in my you-know-what????? and passively we did itRide of their lives?. "I love you Eboby. Oh let me feel u I need 2 feel u." he screamed as we got an orgasm. We watched Vampire filmed everything perfectly. Suddenly... 33 He pot his wetnes in my u-know-what sexily. 21 And then............................Vampir frenched me! 43 We all began making out 2gther sexily. 38 And den... he tok of my cloves sexily and we started 2 make out. I tok of his shit. He had six-pak justr lik Gerard Way!11 We frenched. 38 "Yah." I said as we kised passively. 43 I began making out wiv Satan and he joined in. black lace black corset 1 black leather miniskirt 1 pink fishnet leggings 1 black combat boots 1 white skin 1 mcr giant t-shirt 2 black leather dress 2 pentagram necklace 2 4 earrings 2 black lipstick 2 black eyeliner 2 black fishnet armwarmers 3 bra 3 black highHeels 3 red satanist nail 4 black low-cut leather shirt 4 black ripped leather lace minidress 5 black lipgloss 8 spiky belt 9 black eyeshadow 10 skull diamonds black red bellyRing 12 white makeup 12 black low-cut leather chains top 15 black leather lace pajamas 16 invisibilityCloak 17 black stuff purple corsetBra 17 black leather thong 17 black leather outfit 18 black heels shoes 18 pink seagull polo 19 eagle liveYourLife bag 19 black leather nightgown 22 black wand 22 Draco Malfoy Male Draco Malfoy Student bf Darko Dracko Drago Drake Drako 792 2 2 2 "Hey Ebony!" "Nothing." 4 "Hi." "Guess what." "Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade." "Well.... do you want to go with me?" 2 Hi Ebony." "Really?" 2 "DRACO!" "Ebony?" 2 "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!" "Are you okay, Ebony?" 1 "No! No! But you don't understand!" 1 "Ebony, it's not what you think!" 3 "Hi." "No." "That's okay." 2 "Why didn't you fucking tell me!" "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" 4 "Ebony Ebony!" "No, please, come back!" "Enoby I love you!" "I dnot care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!." 5 "What cause we...you know..." "We won't do that again." "This time, we're going with an ESCORT." "NO." "Enoby! I'm not! Pls come with me!" 1 "No no please!" 2 "...DUMBLEDORE?1!" "What a fucking poser!" 3 "No one fucking understands me!1" "Buy-but-but-" "No! Wait! It's not what it fucking looks like!" 2 "No I'm not u fuking bitch!" "I guess though." 3 "Enoby something is really fucked up." "It's all right. We have to go now and you look kawaii anyway. Your so fucking beautiful." "I will I will." 4 "You fucking bustard!" "I want to shit next to her!1" No she doesn't fucking like u, you son of a bitch!" "Ebony Ebony aure you alright?" 2 "Ebony what the fuck did Profesor Trevolry say." "Ebony what's wrong?" 2 "SireIt's possible this is meant to be a reference to vampirism. IDEK are dads have been shot!" "Enoby had a vision in a dreem." 1 "What fucking happened?" 4 "Itz okay Eboby." "But what about me? Ur not gonna brake up with me or anyfing, are you?" "Really?" "I love you Eboby. Oh let me feel u I need 2 feel u." 3 "Yeah buster what the fuck are u going to do with the fucking camera?" "It's ok Enoby." "Evergreen...I THINK this is probably what she was going for? will be all right. Remember the cideo u took of Snake." 2 "No!11" "Dumbeldork will get u!" 5 "How'd it go Enoby?" "How far did u go wif Satan?" "Will you hav to do it with him?" "U will see." "I luv u TaEboryShe appears to have merged her name and Ebony's...." 1 "Huh?" 3 "Yah we need sum portions for Profesor Trevolry so she wont be adikted 2 Volxemortserum anymore nd also.............. sum luv potion 4 Enoby." "Hey where the fuck is Dumblydore!111" "HARGRIF WUT DA FOK R U DOING!11" 2 "But you wont have to do it wif him or anyfing, will u?" "OK Profesor Sinister isnt hr what the fuk should we do?" 2 "No u don't understand!1" "Enoby no!11111" 2 "No u don't understand!1" "Enoby no!11111" 3 "Draco are you okay?" "I'm not okay." "I-" 3 "Dat's mi car!" "You fucking prep!" "I forgot to tell u, Ebony. Snape made me do it with him. I didn't really have sexx him but he's a ropeist!" 3 8 16 18 11 4 15 15 16 15 11 6 9 15 20 10 4 13 7 18 10 16 6 17 5 5 20 8 13 1 17 3 5 8 6 16 15 2 9 31 9 4 And then... suddenly just as I What? I don't even?Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. 4 We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. 5 We hugged and kissed. 7 Then... We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. 7 We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?) 9 "That's okay." he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out. 15 "I love you!" I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and CMM in a Cinderella Story. 16 We frenched. 16 "OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room. 21 We went back to our coffins frenching each other. 25 We stated frenching passively. 26 Then, we kissed. 28 We frenched sexily. 28 We started freching as we climbed into the cofin. 33 We frenched. 33 mak out 43 And then... I began frenching Draco sexily. 43 We all began making out 2gther sexily. 4 He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. 7 We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?) 18 (Da night before Draco and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth). Dumbeldore chased Vlodemort away. We flew there on our brooms. Mine was black and the broom-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Draco had a black MCR boom. We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.) 25 Then... he put his trobbing you-know-what in my tool...That's an interesting word for it sexily. 28 Then... I took off Draco's MCR shrift and seductvely took of his pants. He was hung lik a stallone. He had replaced the Vampire tattoo that said Enoby on it. Black roses were around it. I gasped. He lookd exactly lik Gerard Way. Vampire took a vido camera. (I had sed it wuz ok b4). I took of my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r lif. We started freching as we climbed into the cofin. He put his spock??? in my you-know-what????? and passively we did itRide of their lives?. "I love you Eboby. Oh let me feel u I need 2 feel u." he screamed as we got an orgasm. We watched Vampire filmed everything perfectly. Suddenly... 33 He pot his wetnes in my u-know-what sexily. 43 We all began making out 2gther sexily. 30 "You ridiculus dondderhed!111" Snoop yielded. He took off all of Drico's clothes. Just as he was about to rape him... "You ridiculus dondderhed!111" Snoop yielded. He took off all of Drico's clothes. Just as he was about to rape him... simplePlan t-shirt 1 black baggy skaterPants 1 black nail 1 eyeliner 1 red contacts 1 white makeup 2 black baggy pants 2 black shoes 2 black tie 2 black jeans 2 leather jacket 2 Willow Female Student 131 10 10 3 "OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!" "Do you like Draco?" "Yeah right!" 2 "Hey bitch you look kawaii." "So r u going 2 da concert wif Draco?" 2 "...DUMBLEDORE?1!" "I bet he's havin a mid-life crisis!" 1 "Yeah what happened?" 3 "I can"t fucking wait 4 dat but we need 2 get sum stuff first." "Well we have potions klass now." so let"s go. 2 "Shut the fuk up!1" "Ok well anyway lets go 2 Profesor Trevolry's room." 2 "OMFG letz celebrate!11" "No shit u fuking suk u preppy bastard!111" 2 "OMFG letz celebrate!11" "No shit u fuking suk u preppy bastard!111" 3 "Konichiwa, bitch." "Are you okay Satan?" "Good luck Tara!11" 10 7 8 4 4 1 4 4 1 3 3 4 1 black miniskirt 1 fishnet leggings 1 heels pointy boots 1 black lipstick 1 white skin 1 black eyeliner 2 black short lace red corset 2 gothic long lace red dress 2 black tight leather bloodyRoses top 2 white foundation 2 red eyeshadow 2 Harry Vampire Potter Male Harry Potter Student Vampir Vampira Vampure Vrompire 440 3 3 4 "I'm so sorry." "My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days." "Because I love the taste of human blood." "Really?" 1 "But I'm not going out with Draco anymore!" 1 "Abra Kedavra!" 9 "NO!" "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" "I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!" "I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." "Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco................Volfemort has him bondage!" "Hi." "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" "I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." "Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco................Volfemort has him bondage!" 6 "Dumbledore Dumblydore!" "Volsemort has Draco!" "No! Don't! We need to save Draco!" "My Draco!" "I had an idea!" "You'll see." 1 "...DUMBLEDORE?1!" 2 "Oh he's bein a fucking bastard. He told me he wouldn't cum." "U wanna cum with me? 2 the concert?" 4 "Its ok Enoby." "Ill make him feel better." "Draco please come Right?!" "No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!" 3 "No I do!" "No fuck you motherfucker she laves me not you!" "Everyfing's all right Enoby." 2 "Oh fuck it!" "What fucking dick did that!" 1 "What fucking happened?" 1 "Are you okay?" 1 "Hey what the fuck!111" 2 "No!11" "Yah just wait ubtil da Mystery find out!11" 1 "Can you BELEVE Snap used to be gottik!1" 2 "But u r so sexy and wonderful aneway Tata," "Why would u need it?" 4 "OMFG Enoby ur alive!111" "We can go c Hose of Wax wif Draco!1" "U fucking prep!11" "Yah u betrayed us!111" 4 "OMFG Enoby ur alive!111" "We can go c Hose of Wax wif Draco!1" "U fucking prep!11" "Yah u betrayed us!111" 5 "I wus so worried you died!" "Draco? You mean that fukking poser who betroyed you?" "I'll do it den." "Oh my fucking satan!" "Ok." 3 "Oh my satan, we were so worried about u guys!1" "OMS!111" "Oh SatanOr is this a reference to satanism? I can't tell!" 4 "No plz don't kill us!" "I know a four-letter word 4 dirtI'm sorry, what?!, CRUCIATUS!" "I saw 2 she's gunna show evry1 da picter!111" "Think again you fucking muggle poser!1" 22 8 11 6 9 2 20 11 3 2 1 1 3 11 14 4 21 1 1 9 4 9 4 8 1 1 3 4 11 10 1 18 12 8 21 And then............................Vampir frenched me! 43 We all began making out 2gther sexily. 43 We all began making out 2gther sexily. eyeliner 1 black lipstick 1 red contacts 1 baggy simplePlan t-shirt 1 black baggy pants 1 shoes 2 black nail 2 black handkerchief 2 red eyes 2 black spiky hair 2 eyeshadow 2 black jackson jacket 3 panic shirt 3 Lupin Male Remus Lupin Professor hem Loopin Lumpin Lumpkin 108 13 14 2 "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!" "Why are youwho is this? Ebony? doing this?" 6 "No, actshelly (geddit, hell) kan I plz burrow sum condemns." "Fuker." "Oh my god you ludacris idiot!" "Only you wouldn't give them to me!" "Well xcuse me!" "What was dat al about?" 1 "NOOOO PLZ!1111" 3 "Im so glad we me and Snape Snape and I were freed." "Noooooooo!1" "I don't now where he is!1111" 2 "Whats she talking abott?" "Shut up!111'" 11 3 1 2 3 12 4 1 2 15 7 20 Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hallIs this the Great Hall, or just a hallway outside the slytherin dorms?, doin it, and Dobby was watching Ron Diabolo Weasley Male Ron Weasley Student Diablo 51 17 20 3 "Hey, motherfucker." "Are you okay Satan?" "Good luck Tara!11" 3 2 1 4 2 3 2 black text 666 t-shirt 1 black baggy pants 1 Albus Dumbledore Male Albus Dumbledore Professor Dumbeldore Dumbeldork Dumbelldore Dumbldore Dumbledark Dumbledeor Dumbledor Dumbledork Dumbledum Dumblehor Dumblydor Dumblydore Sire 209 5 5 1 "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" 2 "You ludacris fools!" "They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!" 2 "What have you done!" "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists." 2 "Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "What do you know, Hargrid? You're just a little Hogwarts student!" 2 "U c, Enobby," "2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k?" 4 "What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?" "No." "I don't give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebony." "Besides I never liked him that much anyway." 3 "Hello everyone." "As u can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?" "BTW you can call me Albert." 4 "Hey I need to ask you a question." "What are u wearing to the concert?" "No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2." "Anyway Draco has a surprise for u." 2 "Very well." "Butt we cannot do this. We can't close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and she is in the school. And her name is... Enony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way." 2 "Oops she made a mistake!" "She means hi everybody cum in!" 3 "Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Ebony's not This is assuming you approve of my proposed alteration earlier in the sentence divisional?" "Okay." "Were are they?" 4 "NO TALKING IN THE HALLS!" "STUPID GOFFS!" "oh yeah I rememba that." "hey r u crying tears of blood?" 1 "WHAT DA HELL R U DONG IN MY OFICE!1" 5 "What da hell is this anyway?" "Be quiet you Satanists." "If ur lucky I'll probably send u all to Akazaban! That will teach u to copolate in da Great Hall." "I've had enough of u Satanists in my school!" "You dunderheads!1111111111" 2 "What is da meaning of dis?" "Save us Ebony!" 1 10 2 5 8 8 9 3 4 15 9 2 6 5 13 1 3 2 14 3 1 1 24 4 white makeup 1 polo 1 Professor McGonagall Female Minerva McGonagall Professor Mcgoogle Preacher McGongel Profesor McGoggle Profesor McGoogle Professor McGoggle Professor McGoonagle Proffesor McGoggle 29 23 32 1 "Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" 1 "STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" 1 "WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING!" 2 "CUM "NOW!1!" "Yes so shut your mputh you inlosent fools!" 3 1 1 9 1 1 Cornelia Fudge Female Cornelius Fudge Bystander Cornelia Fuck Cornelia Fudged CORNELIO FUK Cornelio Fuck Fug 19 28 39 1 "THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!" 5 "STFU!1" "He is in AzkhabianSpelling mistake? We need to standardize all things of this nature now wif Snip and Loopin he is old and week he has kancer. "Now do ur work!111" "DATZ IT!11" "IM GETTING PROFESOR BRIDGE!111" 1 2 1 1 5 1 Hagrid Male Rubeus Hagrid Student HAHRID Hairgrid Hargid Hargird Hargirid Hargrid HARGRIF 94 14 15 4 "I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT...." "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!" "BECAUSE...BECAUSE...." "Because I LOVE HER!" 10 "Enoby I need to tell u somethnig." "No Enoby." "Those are not roses." "I saved your life!" "These aren't roses." Well If you wanted Honesty that's all you haD TO SAY! "I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes." "Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for raven I love you girl!)imo noto okayo!" "I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!" "U r a liar, prof dumbledoree!" 1 "OMFG EBONDY U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!" 1 "God u r such a posr!1" 1 13 27 2 2 3 7 8 1 2 2 1 1 Marty McFly Male Marty McFly Bystander 11 30 47 1 "I wil help u go frowad in tim Enoby." 6 1 black band t-shirt 1 black baggy jeans 1 Hedwig Male Hedwig Bystander Hedwigg 56 16 18 3 "Hey." "Lol hi Enoby." "Oh my fukking god! Voldimort! Voldimort!" 27 3 41 "Kool." said Serious as Voldemort and Hedwig started 2 make out sexily. 41 "Oh my fukking god! Voldimort! Voldimort!" screamed Hedwig as his glock touched Voldemort's. "Oh my fukking god! Voldimort! Voldimort!" screamed Hedwig as his glock touched Voldemort's. bleachBlond toEars streaks black hair 1 black gothic eyeliner 1 black greenDay t-shirt 1 black converse shoes 1 black baggy pants 1 Tom Satan Bombadil Male Tom Marvolo Riddle Bystander Stan Tom Andorson Tom Bombodil Voldremort Volxemort 201 6 6 16 "Da name's Tom." "But u kan call me Satan. Datz ma middle nam " "Well come on we have 2 go upstairs." "Oh my fuking god, how did u know?" "actually I like gc a lot too." "guess what they have a concert in hogsment." "yeah that's what they used to call it in these time before it became Hogsmeade in 2000." "and theres a really cool shop called Hot-" "noo its called Hot Ishoo."Oh for the love of God "then in 1998 dey changd it to hot topic." "uh-huh." "im in slitherin'" "u go to this skull?"(geddit cos im goffik) "his so mean to us goffs and punks just becose we're in slytherine and we're not preps." "wtf?" "hey where r u goin?" 4 "Oh, datz Profesor Slutborn." "He's da Portents teacher.............. Ebony?" "Did u know dat Marylin Mason is playing in Hogsemade tonight? And they r showing The Exercise at da movies b4 dat." "Well...... want 2 go 2 da contort and da movie wif me?" 11 "Oh my satan, Gerard is so fuking hot!11" "Well..." "I fink u have 2 drink Vampire blod." "OMG!111" "Enoby gess what?" "Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work." "2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u." "Zomg how did u do that?" "Siriusly?" "Itz too bad we didn't get 2 c da rest of the movie, don't u fink?" "No!111" 2 "Noooooooooooooooo! Don't die!" "I love you Ebony." 9 "Whatever u do don't blame Ibony, u jerk." "No u shut up Dumblydore!1111" "Hey kool where iz dis?" "Kool what's an ipatch?" "OMFG kool wait whatz a 4-letter-wurd 4 dirt?" "Yah I wuz just triinyg to make sure u were stil da same perzon." "OMFG ur from da future!1! What if u don't like m anymore koz were from difrent times?" "Ok." "Good luck Tara!11" 4 24 3 3 2 3 33 6 1 26 6 5 38 And den... he tok of my cloves sexily and we started 2 make out. I tok of his shit. He had six-pak justr lik Gerard Way!11 We frenched. 38 "Yah." I said as we kised passively. 43 I began making out wiv Satan and he joined in. black ripped suit 1 shoes 1 sexy leather jacket 1 slipknot t-shirt 1 black tie 1 Snaketail Male Peter Pettigrew Baddie 21 27 37 21 Britney Spears Female Student 30 22 31 1 "OMFG u guyz r so scary!11" 1 "No, your totally a bitch. Now Voldemort will like totally kill u!" 1 3 1 2 1 14 pink miniskirt 1 duff t-shirt 1 pink flowers shirt 1 blue abercrombie denim jeans 1 pink stilettos highHeels 1 Professor Snape Male Severus Snape Professor Serverus Snake Snap Snipe Snoop Snope 230 4 4 2 "How dare you?" "Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms." 1 "What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" 3 "This cannot be." Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore's wand had shot him. "There must be other factors." "Because you're goffic?" 4 "Oh my god you ludacris idiot!" "You dimwit!." "Well xcuse me!" "What was dat al about?" 1 "WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING!" 2 "Look, Dumblehor noes yourSince I haven't done the chapters before this, I'm not sure exactly which of the three of them this is referring to. little secret and if uSee previous. do dis again, then uYou know the drill will go to St Mango's. So give back da camera!1111" Hahahaha the Mystery of Mogic thinks he is crazy there is no way dey wil believe him. 4 "U must stab Vrompire." "If u don't then I'll rap Draco!1" "You ridiculus dondderhed!111" "You dunderhed!111 Im going to kill-" 1 "No I'm not I was teaching them somefing!1" 2 "Rilly?" "Yah." 3 "U guys are such prepz!11" "Cum on it wuz a mistake!1" "No!111" 1 "Yah go fuck urself Samaro!" 1 "Yeah shut up!" 3 "I shall free you Loopin but first you must help me kill these idiotic donderheads." "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way must be killed. Den the Dork Lord shall never die!" "The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!" 3 1 3 2 8 4 1 1 4 1 12 31 9 5 1 5 1 1 2 9 9 7 8 5 14 30 "You ridiculus dondderhed!111" Snoop yielded. He took off all of Drico's clothes. Just as he was about to rape him... "You ridiculus dondderhed!111" Snoop yielded. He took off all of Drico's clothes. Just as he was about to rape him... 20 Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hallIs this the Great Hall, or just a hallway outside the slytherin dorms?, doin it, and Dobby was watching black eyeliner 1 black gc shirt 1 Tom Rid Male Tom Marvolo Riddle Baddie Tom Riddle 36 20 29 7 "We only have these for da real goffs." "Yah u wouldn't believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday loopin and snap tried to buy a goffic camera pouch." "I dint even no they had a camera." "Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit " "You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?" "Tom Rid." "maybe I'll see you there tonight." 2 Oh hi fuckers Lizzen, I got u sum kewl new clovez. 17 4 1 1 4 Lord Voldemort Male Lord Voldemort Baddie Darth Valer Satan Vlodemort Volcemort Voldement Voldemint Voldemont Voldemprt Voldimort Voldremot Voldrimort Volfemort Volsemort Volxemort Volximort Volzemort 200 7 7 7 "Imperius!" "Ebony." "Thou must kill Vampire Potter!" "Thou must!" "If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!" "I hath telekinesis." "And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!" 1 "Allah Kedavra" 2 "U moronic idiots!" "Enoby, I told u to kill Vampire. Thou have failed. And now...I shall kill thou and Draco!" 4 "Eboby...Ebony..." "Thou havfe failed ur mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Vampire Vampire as well. If thou doesCould replace does with dost, because even "If you does," which is how it stands, is not correct. Should we correct Voldemort's grammar to be Shakespearean or leave it mixed with modern English? not kill him before then I shall kill Draco too!" "No!" "Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!" 1 "Thou hath nut killd Vampire yet!11" 1 "Thou hath nut killd Vampire yet!11" 7 "OMFG Enoby r u ok." "No ur not dead." "Ur a vampire so u kant die frum a bullet. Cum on now lets go c how Hairy's dad is doing." "Yah I know but he had a headache he wz under a lot of stress." "Dis is... Hedwig!!!!!!!!!11" "He used to be in XBlackXTearX 2 but he had 2 dropp out koz he broke his arm. "Dat was Hedwig. He used 2 b my boifreind but we broke up." 7 "I knew who thou were all along." "Now I shall kill thee all!" "If you kill me then deze cideos will be shown to everyone in the skull. Then u can be just like that goffik girl Paris Hillton." "Foolish ignoramuses!" "Thou shall all dye soon." "Acco Nevel's wand!11" "Now I shall kill thee all and Evony u will die!11111" 1 25 4 2 4 4 1 7 3 1 3 13 8 1 2 7 6 21 9 2 23 41 "Kool." said Serious as Voldemort and Hedwig started 2 make out sexily. 41 "Oh my fukking god! Voldimort! Voldimort!" screamed Hedwig as his glock touched Voldemort's. "Oh my fukking god! Voldimort! Voldimort!" screamed Hedwig as his glock touched Voldemort's. black outfit 1 gray robe 1 black leather jacket 1 black tight jeans 1 fishnet pants 1 black nail 2 Sirius Black Male Sirius Black Bystander Hades Series Serifs Serious Serverus Sev Silas Socrates Sodomize Sorious Sorius 120 11 11 1 "No! Please don't fucking kill us!1" 1 "Oh hello Sev I wuz just teaching them sumthing." 1 "I always knew u were on Voldemort's side, you sun of a bitcaI think this is supposed to be some kind of demented melding of bitch and wicca? Maybe? I'm not sure how else to make the following aside relevant. (bufy rox!111)This might actually be a fwb/an and not part of the dialogue. Actually, that's probably what it is. Sigh.." 6 "Hi Ibony." "Gezz wut u have 2 cum 2 Profesor Sinistor's office." "I fucking tortured them." "They r in Abkhazian now, lol." "Dey are xcused form skool 2day." "Rite now they are watching Da Nigtmare b4 Xmas." 1 "Yah." 1 "Yah I no." 2 "Oh he's cumming." "BTW u can kall me Hades now." 2 "Yah itz not his fault!11" "No!111" 4 "Enoby u were almost shot!11" "But da ballet could not kill u since u were form anodder time." "Yah he wuz a spy." "He wuz really a Death Dealer." 4 "Enoby u were almost shot!11" "But da ballet could not kill u since u were form anodder time." "Yah he wuz a spy." "He wuz really a Death Dealer." 1 "Kool." 1 "Yah, siriusly she was trying to get Satan and Hedwig back together." 1 "You fucking preppy fags!" 1 1 2 3 4 4 2 6 2 5 3 2 4 4 3 2 2 black eyeliner 1 black gc shirt 1 James Samaro Potter Male James Potter Student Jamez Jomes Samoro Spartacus 78 15 16 2 "Its okay but we need a new led snigger." "Yah." 5 "OMFG!1" "Wut the fuck?" "You fuking ashhole!1" "No he ruined the fucking song!1" "No!111" 1 "Well 2 be honest Snap wuz pozzesd by Snap bak den." 1 "Well 2 be honest Snap wuz pozzesd by Snap bak den." 1 "I bet you've never herd of GC." 7 1 9 2 2 17 4 black eyeliner 1 black gc shirt 1 Crab Weasley Male Fred Weasley Student Crabbe Fred 24 25 34 3 1 1 1 Goyle Weasley Male George Weasley Student Gorge Goyke 24 26 35 3 1 1 1 B'loody Mary Smith Female Hermione Granger Student B'lody Mary B'lody Mary B'Loody Mairy B'loody Mair B'loody Mart Blody Gothik Rose 666 Boldy Mary Hermione Hermoine 177 8 8 1 "Ebony! Are you OK?" 1 "You look kawai, girl." 12 "Hajimemashite gurl." "Kawai." "Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he's a necphilak." "Omfg totally lets go shopping." "No." "NOOOO! NOOOO!" "I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that's all." "Dumblydore." "Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk." "Come on let's go." "Da real goffs?" "Yeah it looks totlly hot." 1 "...DUMBLEDORE?1!" 2 "Its ok gurl." "Maybe u should ask Proffesor Sinister about what the visions mean though." 1 "Yeah what happened?" 1 "You look fucking kawaii, bitch." 1 Yeah 2 "Oh my satan!1" "Want 2 go to Hot Topik to shop 4 ur outfit?" 2 "Letz go lizzen 2 GC and kut ourselvz 666!11" "U fucking prep!11" 2 "Letz go lizzen 2 GC and kut ourselvz 666!11" "U fucking prep!11" 3 "Hey whose that, Ibony?" "Are you okay Satan?" "Good luck Tara!11" 17 5 1 2 2 16 1 2 5 3 1 2 4 0 2 0 12 4 3 1 contacts 1 white makeup 1 gc t-shirt 1 black fishnet leggings 1 black pointy boots 1 tight poofy ripped gothic dress 2 red leather lace black pants 2 black stilettos highHeels 2 Lucian Male Lucius Malfoy Bystander Lucan Luciious Luscious Lusian 117 12 12 1 "No! Please don't fucking kill us!1" 7 "Yah Satan told me abot you." "Lizzen I'm in a goth band wif those guys." "Yeah." "Were calld XBlakXTearX. I play teh gutter. Spartacus plays da drums " "Snap plays the boss. And Jamez plays the guitar to even fo we call him Samaro, after Samara in da ring." "We uzd to but she did. She contempted suicide by silting her rists." "Yah." 3 "Woops im sory!" "OMFG no!11" "No!111" 4 "But fangz anyway!1" "And he wuz such a fuking poser 2!11" "He didn't even realy no hu GC were until I told him." "U fucking prep!11" 4 "But fangz anyway!1" "And he wuz such a fuking poser 2!11" "He didn't even realy no hu GC were until I told him." "U fucking prep!11" 2 "Go fuk urself you fukking douche!" "Drako is never gong 2 b frends with vampire now!1" 1 "Shut up Jomes!" 1 1 2 3 1 3 11 8 7 7 8 2 1 Jenny Darkness Weasley Female Ginny Weasley Student Darkess Ginny 46 18 23 1 "Yeah what happened?" 3 "OMG you're fucking alive!" "Are you okay Satan?" "Good luck Tara!11" 5 1 1 3 2 1 black leather jacket 1 black baggy pants 1 black firstToLast shirt 1 Neville Dracula Longbottom Male Neville Longbottom Student Dracola Drocula Navel 45 19 25 2 "Those guys are so fucking hot." "...DUMBLEDORE?1!" 10 2 1 4 black warpedTour t-shirt 1 black jeans 1 black shoes 1 black streaks red hair 1 Dobby Male Dobby Bystander 2 37 98 2 Professor Slutborn Male Horace Slughorn Professor Profesor Slutgorn Profesor Slutborn Slugborn 26 24 33 2 OMG wut r u doing fuker "Oh ok u can go now." 1 "Oh my goth!" 5 7 1 black long hair 1 pale skin 1 blue eyes 1 suit 1 black converse shoes 1 Doris Rumbridge Female Dolores Umbridge Bystander Doris Rumbridge Proffesor Rumbridge 19 29 40 4 "THIS CANNOT BE!" "THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!" "YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!" "YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!" 1 "MR. WAY WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!" 3 6 Professor Sinister Trelawney Female Sybill Trelawney Professor fuker Profesor Siniater Profesor Sinistor Profesor Trevolry Profesor Sinister Profesor Trevolry Profesor Sinister Proffesor Sinatra Proffesor Sinister Proffesor Trevolry Proffesor Sinister Proffessor Trevolry Trevolry 170 9 9 9 "Konnichiwa everybody come in." "What is it Ebony?" "Hey I love ur nail polish where'd u get it, Hot Topik?" "Ho about now?" "OK class fucking dismissed every1." "Except for you Britney all ." " Please do Do exorcize (geddit) 1 on page 3." "What do you c?" "Okay you can go now, see ya cunt." 5 "Cum on Enoby." "I have to tell you the fucking perdition." "You see, you must go back in time." "When Voldemint was in Hogwarts before he became powerful he gut his hearth borken. Now do you fink he would still become Volxemort if he was in love?" "U must go back in time and sedouce him. It is the only way. If he is still evil then you must kill him. You can come to my room tomorrow and you can do it." 1 'Come on Ebony let's go." 3 "U will c." "Ok now you're going to go back in tim." "U will have to do it in a few sessionz." 5 "hey dis is my classroom wait wtf enoby what da hell r u doing?" "oh yeaH I forgot bout that." "um I was drinking voldemortserum." "fuck off!" "omfg enoby... I think im addicted to Voldemortserum." 2 "Hel no!" "Lizzen Egogy, I need ur help. Nex tim u go bak in tim, do u fink u kod ask Tom Andorson 4 sum help?" 2 "Enoby, you will have to do anozzer session now. Also I need u to get me da cure 4 being adikited." "Good luck. Fangz!" 2 "Oh hey there bitch." "OMFS, letz have a groop kutting session!11" 3 "No Draco told me he wood be watching Hoes of Wax." "He duzzn't know dat ur better. Anyway da norse said u could get up. Cum on!1" "U fucking prep!11" 3 "No Draco told me he wood be watching Hoes of Wax." "He duzzn't know dat ur better. Anyway da norse said u could get up. Cum on!1" "U fucking prep!11" 4 "Ebony I was so worried abott u but I know you can't fucking die because you're a vrompire. Snape came back because that girl Britney freed him. I never liked her she was a bad student." "Yes they are on the loose at this school. Dumblydore is back Cornelia is on his way to help evry1. Tell evry1 u see to lock themselves in their conman room!" "I dunno why but I know he almost tried 2 commit suicide after he saw u almost kill urself." "Good luck Tara!11" 1 25 3 1 11 1 2 9 12 3 8 6 1 3 3 11 black leather lace red top 1 black gothic ripped long dress 1 bloody corset 1 black platinum boots 1 black stripes black minidress 1 white stripes black leggings 2 red converse shoes 2 black heavy eyeliner 2 Mr. Norris Male Argus Filch Bystander Mr. Noris 32 21 30 5 "WHOSE THERE!" "IS ANY1 THERE!" "EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!" "Filth is der any1 unda da cloak!" "WHAT DA-" 1 "Dam, this job would be great if it wasn't 4 da fukking students!" 12 1 1 3 3 1 3 Filth Female Mrs. Norris Bystander Filch 5 33 65 5 Death Dealers Death Eaters Baddie Death Deelers 4 35 77 1 1 1 1 Mr. Weasley Male Arthur Weasley Bystander 3 36 85 3 Bloody Gothic Rose 666 Group Blody Gothik Rose 666 10 31 48 1 Yeah 1 4 XBlakXTearX Group 5 34 66 2 1 Preppy Lady Female Bystander da lady 9 32 52 2 "Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111" "Noooooo!11" 7 Hogwarts Hogwarts 17 2 1 1 1 1 2 1 1 2 1 1 1 1 1 Hogsmede Hogsmeade Hogsment hotTopicStore 9 1 1 5 1 1 St. Mangos St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries 3 1 1 1 Abkhazian Azkaban 4 1 1 2 Draco's Room Slytherin Dorms - Draco Malfoy's Room 5 2 1 1 1 Enoby's Room 8 2 2 1 1 1 1 Potions Classroom Potions Classroom - The Dungeons 2 1 1 Forbidden Forest Forbidden Forest 3 1 1 1 Slytherin Bathrooms 3 1 2 Slytherin Common Room Slytherin Common Room (past) 6 1 1 1 1 1 1 Great Hall 18 1 1 3 2 1 2 4 4 School Nurse's Office School Nurse's Office (past) 3 1 1 1 Ministry of Magic 1 1 Divinations classroom Professor Slutborn's Classroom 4 1 1 2 Vloxemort's Lair 1 1 Slytherin Bathrooms 1 1 Care of Magical Creatures Classroom 1 1 Transfigurations Class 1 1 London 1 1 Vampire's Room 2 2 Weasley's Wizard Wheezes 0 Tom Rid's Store 1 1 Hogsment Hogsmede 1 1 Hot Topic Store Hot Ishoo hogsmede 0 Hot Ishoo Hot Topic Store 0 Professor Slutborn's Classroom Divinations classroom 1 1 Slytherin Common Room (past) Slytherin Common Room 1 1 Movie Theater 1 1 School Nurse's Office (past) School Nurse's Office 2 2 Dumbledore's Office 1 1 Band Store Person Song Religion Tour Concept Lifestyle Action Genitalia HogwartsHouse Movie Language Character Object HpCharacter Series Brand Addictive substance Drink Fanfiction.net user Magic Location State Spell My Chemical Romance Band 43 7 26 1 2 1 1 4 1 5 1 2 3 4 2 1 2 1 2 1 1 1 1 2 2 1 1 Good Charlotte Band 48 5 22 3 15 1 1 1 1 5 3 1 1 1 1 1 3 1 1 2 2 2 2 Evanescence Band 6 22 58 1 2 1 1 1 Hot Topic Store 12 14 46 1 2 2 6 1 Hillary Duff Person 6 23 59 3 1 1 1 Helena Song My Chemical Romance 7 20 56 2 2 1 1 1 Simple Plan Band 5 27 67 2 1 1 1 Satanism Religion 40 8 27 1 2 1 2 2 1 1 2 1 1 1 3 2 2 1 1 1 2 3 5 1 4 The Warped Tour Tour 2 48 99 2 Linkin Park Band 6 24 60 1 1 1 1 1 1 Gerard Way Person My Chemical Romance 46 6 24 2 1 1 1 5 8 4 3 1 2 1 1 4 1 2 3 4 2 Green Day Band 8 18 53 1 1 2 1 1 1 1 Marilyn Manson Person 23 10 36 1 1 1 3 1 1 2 1 8 3 Charles Manson Person 1 71 130 1 Mary Sue Concept 8 19 54 1 2 1 4 Prep Lifestyle 71 2 17 2 1 1 1 1 3 1 1 4 4 2 7 5 6 2 2 2 3 3 2 1 1 3 1 2 2 4 1 1 2 Vampirism Lifestyle 54 3 19 1 1 1 2 5 2 4 5 1 1 2 3 1 1 1 3 1 2 2 3 4 2 2 1 1 2 Goffik Lifestyle 115 1 13 1 1 1 1 2 4 1 1 2 7 3 4 4 3 6 4 3 3 4 2 4 2 1 2 5 1 2 2 7 1 1 5 7 8 6 1 1 2 Death's Touch Sign Action 1 72 131 1 Christianity Religion 4 34 78 1 1 1 1 Draco's Penis Genitalia 10 15 49 1 2 1 1 2 1 2 Gryffindor HogwartsHouse 4 35 79 1 1 1 1 Slytherin HogwartsHouse 5 28 68 1 1 1 2 Hufflepuff HogwartsHouse 1 73 132 1 Ravenclaw HogwartsHouse 0 120 197 Slipknot Band 2 49 100 1 1 The Corpse Bride Movie 3 41 86 1 1 1 Suicide Action 16 12 43 1 1 3 3 2 1 1 1 1 2 50 Cent Band 1 74 133 1 Japanese Language 14 13 44 1 5 2 1 3 1 1 A Cinderella Story Movie 1 75 134 1 The Nightmare Before Christmas Movie 3 42 87 1 1 1 Chad Michael Murray Person 1 76 135 1 Avril Lavigne Person 2 50 101 1 1 Amy Lee Person 4 36 80 2 1 1 Raven Person 50 4 21 2 2 1 1 1 1 11 1 2 1 2 4 1 1 1 2 1 3 2 1 3 1 1 1 1 2 Ville Vollo Person 1 77 136 1 Emily the Strange Character 2 51 102 1 1 Flying Cars Object 21 11 38 4 1 1 5 3 7 2 Ashlee Simpson Person 1 78 137 1 Backstreet Boys Band 1 79 138 1 Lake Placid Movie 2 52 103 2 The Ring Movie 2 53 104 1 1 1 The Ring Two Movie 1 80 139 1 House of Wax Movie 4 37 81 2 2 Joel Madden Person 4 38 82 1 1 1 1 Paris Hilton Person 2 54 105 1 1 Thank You for the Venom Song 1 81 140 1 Cedric Diggory HpCharacter 1 82 141 1 Having sex (orgasm, sex, etc) Action 37 9 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