Edited by JanisChapter 12
AN: stop f,aing ok hargrid is a pedo
2 a lot of ppl in amerikan
skoolz
r
lik
dat
I
wunted
2
adres
da
ishu! how du
u
no
snap
iant
kristian plus hargrid isn't really in luv
wif
ebony
dat was sedric ok!
I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Drago had given
me in case anything
happened to him.
He had told me to use it valiantly against
an enemy but I knew that
we must both go
together.
"NO!"
I THOUGHT IT WAS HAIRgrid
but it was Vampire.
He started to scream.
"OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR
HURTS!"
and then... his eyes rolled
up!
You could only see his
red whites.
I stopped.
"How did u know?"
"I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning
bolt!"
"NO!"
I ran up
closer.
"I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!"
I
shouted.
"I do but Diabolo
changed it into a pentagram for me and I always
cover it up with foundation."
he
said back.
"Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the
lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco................Volfemort has
him
bondage!"
Anyway I was in the school nurse's
office now recovering from my slit
wrists.
Snap and Loopin and HAHRID
were there too.
They were going
to St. Mango's after they recovered cause
they were pedofiles and you can't have
those fucking pervs teaching in a
school with lots of hot gurlz. Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked.
I put up my middle
finger at them.
Anyway Hargrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink
roses.
"Enoby
I need to tell u
somethnig."
he
said
in a v. serious
voice, giving me the roses.
"Fuck off."
I
told
him.
"You know I
fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don't like fucked up preps
like you."
I
snapped.
Hargrid had been mean to me before for being gottik.
"No Enoby."
Hargrid
says.
"Those are not roses."
"What, are they goffs too you poser prep?"
I
asked
cause
I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.
"I saved your life!"
He
yelled
angrily.
"No you didn't
I
replied."
"You saved me
from getting a Paris Hilton
p- video made from your shower scene and
being vued by Snap and Loopin."
Who MASTABATED
(c is dat
speld
rong) to it he added silently.
"Whatever!"
I
yelled
angirly.
He pointed his wand
at the pink roses.
"These aren't roses."
He
suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and
muttered
Well
If
you wanted Honesty that's all you
haD
TO
SAY! .
"hat's not a spell that's an MCR song."
I
corrected
him
wisely.
"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes."
Then he
screamed.
"Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic
mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute!
specially for
raven I love you girl!)imo noto okayo!"
And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle
of the air.
And it was black.
Now I knew he wasn't a prep.
"OK I believe you now wtf is
Drako?"
Hairgrid rolled his eyes.
I looked into the balls
of flame but I could c
nothing.
"U
c, Enobby,"
Dumblydore
said, watching the two of us watching the flame.
"2
c
wht
iz
n
da
flmes(HAHA U
REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT)
u
mst find urslf
1st, k?"
"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD
MAN!"
Hargrid
yelled.
dUMBLydore
lookd
shockd.
I guess he didn't have a headache
or else he would have
said something back.
Hairgrid stormed off back into his bed.
"U
r a liar, prof
dumbledoree!"
Anyway when I got
better I went upstairs and
put on a black leather minidress that
was all ripped on the ends with lace on it.
There was some corset stuff on the front.
Then I put on black
fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on
them.
I put my hair all out
around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring
(if u don't know who she iz
ur a prep so fuk off!)
and I put on blood-red lipstick,
black eyeliner
and black lip
gloss.
"You look kawai, girl."
B'loody Mary
said
sadly.
"Fangs
(geddit)
you do too."
I
said
sadly too, but I was still upset.
I
slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and
I
sucked all the blood.
I cried again in my
bathroom and put the shades on so Snap and Loopin
couldn't spy on me this
time.
I went to some
classes.
Vampire was in the Hair of
Magical Magic Creatures.
He looked all
depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love
with Draco.
He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff.
"Hi."
he
said
in a depressed way.
"Hi back."
I
said
in an wqually
said
way.
We both looked
at each other for some time.
Harry had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Dracos.
Then... we
jumped on each other and started screwing each other.
"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!"
shouted
Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone
else.
"Vampire you
fucker!"
I
said slapping him.
"Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Draco!"
I
shouted and then I ran away angrily.
Just then he started
to scream.
"OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!"
and then... his eyes rolled
up!
You could only see his
red whites.
"NO!"
I ran up closer.
"I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!"
I
shouted.
"I do but Diabolo
changed it into a pentagram for me and I always
cover it up with foundation."
he
said back.
"Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what
was happening to Draco................Volfemort has
him bondage!"
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SPECIAL FANGZ
2 RAVEN MY GOFFIX BLOOD SISTA
WTF
UR
SUPPOZD
2
RIT
DIS!11111111 HEY RAVEN DO U KNOW
WHERE MY SWEATER I
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