"My Immortal"
"Oh my satan!11 Am I lik dead now?"
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Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Total occurrences:2021
First appears: Chapter 1
Character frequency:#1: Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
#2: Draco Malfoy
Total frequency:#1: Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
#2: Draco Malfoy
Times spoken:300
Known outfits:33
Also known as:
Enoby Way
Enony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

Table of Contents



kiss: "And then... suddenly just as I What? I don't even?Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree." (Chapter 4)
kiss: "We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm." (Chapter 4)
sex: "He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." (Chapter 4)
kiss: "We hugged and kissed." (Chapter 5)
kiss: "Then... We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically." (Chapter 7)
kiss: "We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)" (Chapter 7)
sex: "We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)" (Chapter 7)
kiss: ""That's okay." he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out." (Chapter 9)
kiss: ""I love you!" I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and CMM in a Cinderella Story." (Chapter 15)
kiss: "We frenched." (Chapter 16)
kiss: ""OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room." (Chapter 16)
sex: "(Da night before Draco and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth). Dumbeldore chased Vlodemort away. We flew there on our brooms. Mine was black and the broom-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Draco had a black MCR boom. We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.)" (Chapter 18)
kiss: "We went back to our coffins frenching each other." (Chapter 21)
kiss: "We stated frenching passively." (Chapter 25)
sex: "Then... he put his trobbing you-know-what in my tool...That's an interesting word for it sexily." (Chapter 25)
kiss: "Then, we kissed." (Chapter 26)
kiss: "We frenched sexily." (Chapter 28)
kiss: "We started freching as we climbed into the cofin." (Chapter 28)
sex: "Then... I took off Draco's MCR shrift and seductvely took of his pants. He was hung lik a stallone. He had replaced the Vampire tattoo that said Enoby on it. Black roses were around it. I gasped. He lookd exactly lik Gerard Way. Vampire took a vido camera. (I had sed it wuz ok b4). I took of my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r lif. We started freching as we climbed into the cofin. He put his spock??? in my you-know-what????? and passively we did itRide of their lives?. "I love you Eboby. Oh let me feel u I need 2 feel u." he screamed as we got an orgasm. We watched Vampire filmed everything perfectly. Suddenly..." (Chapter 28)
kiss: "We frenched." (Chapter 33)
kiss: "mak out" (Chapter 33)
sex: "He pot his wetnes in my u-know-what sexily." (Chapter 33)
kiss: "And then... I began frenching Draco sexily." (Chapter 43)
kiss: "We all began making out 2gther sexily." (Chapter 43)
kiss: "And then............................Vampir frenched me!" (Chapter 21)
kiss: "We all began making out 2gther sexily." (Chapter 43)
kiss: "And den... he tok of my cloves sexily and we started 2 make out. I tok of his shit. He had six-pak justr lik Gerard Way!11 We frenched." (Chapter 38)
kiss: ""Yah." I said as we kised passively." (Chapter 38)
kiss: "I began making out wiv Satan and he joined in." (Chapter 43)

Top Dialogue

Chapter 1 (1 quote)

"What's up Draco?"

Chapter 2 (5 quotes)

"Yeah? So?"
"No I so fucking don't!"
"Oh. My. Fucking. God!"

Chapter 3 (6 quotes)

"Hi Draco!"
"Joel is so fucking hot."
"What's wrong?"
"Hey, it's ok I don't like him better than YOU!"
"Besides I don't even know Joel and he's going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch."

Chapter 4 (4 quotes)

"What the fuck do you think you are doing?"
"What the fucking hell?"
"Oh! Oh! Oh!"

Chapter 5 (1 quote)

"Yeah I guess."

Chapter 6 (5 quotes)

"That's all right. What's your name?"
"Well, I am a vampire."

Chapter 7 (5 quotes)

"Oh Draco, Draco!"
"You bastard!"
"No, you fucking idiot!"
"You probably have AIDs anyway!"

Chapter 8 (2 quotes)

"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!"
"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!"

Chapter 9 (9 quotes)

"No, Voldemort!"
"No! Please!"
"How did you know?"
"Are you okay?"
"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me."

Chapter 10 (2 quotes)

"What the fuck do you think?"
"Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!"

Chapter 11 (3 quotes)


Chapter 12 (17 quotes)

"How did u know?"
"I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!"
"Fuck off."
"You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don't like fucked up preps like you."
"What, are they goffs too you poser prep?"
"No you didn't 
"You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by Snap and Loopin."
"hat's not a spell  that's an MCR song."
"OK I believe you now wtf is Drako?"
"Fangs (geddit) you do too."
"Hi back."
"Vampire you fucker!"
"Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Draco!"
"I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!"

Chapter 13 (5 quotes)

"Dumbledore Dumblydore!"
"Volsemort has Draco!"
"No! Don't! We need to save Draco!"
"Its okay!"

Chapter 15 (3 quotes)

"Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Vampire!"
"I love you!"

Chapter 16 (22 quotes)

"Wtf Draco im not going to a concert wid u!"
"Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them "
"Yeah cause we you know!"
"OMFG  wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?"
"So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?"
u becoming a prep or what?"
"OK  then I guess I will have to."
"It serves that fuking bich right."
"Maybe Willow will die too."
"OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with drako tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr."
" I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA."
"In Hot Topic, right?"
"B'Loody Mary are u a PREP?"
"Hu told u abut them "
"Da real goffs?"
"Yeah  I am  actually."
"Hey  BTW  my name's ebondy dark'ness dementia TARA way  what's yours?"
"Yeah  I don't think so cause I am going there with my bf drako you sick perv!"

Chapter 17 (5 quotes)

"WTF Hargrid?"
"Fuck off you fjucking bastard."
"Yah but not as kawaii as you."
"No no please!"

Chapter 18 (4 quotes)

"I thought he was just wearing that to scare Volsemort!"

Chapter 19 (5 quotes)

"Accuse me? What about me!"
"You fucking bastard!"
"You gave me a fucking shock!"
"Wtf do you fink you're doing in da gurl's room?"
"U no who MCR r!"

Chapter 20 (8 quotes)

"Wut de fucking hell r u doing!"
"R u gonna cum rape me or what."
"Yah, so u can fuk ur six-yr-old gurlfriend, huh?"
"WTF  is that why u wanted condoms?"
"Well you shoulda told me."
"It wuz to blackmail u."
"So now  next time  you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fuking rat me out  or I'll show dis to Dumbledork. So fuck off, u bastards!"
"WTF  where'd Draco?"

Chapter 21 (4 quotes)

"Draco  are u okay?"
"You mean you'll go fuck him  wont you!"
"R u okay?"

Chapter 22 (5 quotes)

"Why the fuck are u all here?"
"OK  but I need to put my fucking clothes on first."
"Oh  all right."
"But you have to tell me why your being all erectiveWhat even? Protective? Maybe? IDEK.."

Chapter 23 (7 quotes)

"Vampire, Draco WTF?"
"Plz don't make me kill him plz!"
"Yeah  yeah."
"No its not!"
"OMFG what if I'm getting possessed like in Da Ring 2!"
"Ok bich."

Chapter 24 (7 quotes)

"Well  I have to talk to you about some fings something . When do you want to due it?"
"OK  I'm having lotz of visions."
 I'm so worried  is Draco gong 2 die. 
"I said I see a black gothic skull and a pentagram."
"Bye bitch."

Chapter 25 (3 quotes)

"She said she would tell me what the visions meant torromow."
"OMFG  Draco  Draco!"
"No! Oh my fucking god!11"

Chapter 26 (6 quotes)

"Hi  Vampire."
"I don't know."
"Now come on  we have 2 tell Dumbledor."
"Look  motherfucker."
"U know very well that I'm not decisionalwhat even? How could you possibly get these words confused? How could you THINK to confuse these words on purpose for the sake of trolling? I can't. Now get some fucking ppl out there to look for Series and Lucian- porntotrollololol!"

Chapter 27 (2 quotes)

"Tara, I see drak times are near."

Chapter 28 (4 quotes)

"Yah I guess."
"The problem is...I have to seduce Volxemort. Ill have 2 go bak in time "
"Of coarse not!"

Chapter 29 (1 quote)


Chapter 30 (4 quotes)

"What the fuck r u doing!"
"No  you fucking bastrad!1"
"CrosioDo we actually want this to be marked up as a different spell than Crookshanks? It seems like they probably do roughly the same thing?!"

Chapter 31 (3 quotes)

"Oh fucking yeah?"
"Whatz in da bag?"

Chapter 32 (17 quotes)

"Im Enoby Way  da new student."
"Hey Satan........ do u happen to be a fan of Gren Day?" (sinz mcr and evinezenz dont exist yet den)
"omg  me too!"
"so is dumblydor your princepill?"
"yah  that's why im here  im NEW."
"actually I fink mebe its becos ur da barke lord."
"oh nuffin."
"dumblydore  I think I just met u."
"wth  how?"
"fuck off!"

Chapter 33 (9 quotes)

"Oh my fuking god!1"
"Shud we get u 2 St Manga's, bitch?"
"Hey Sexxy."
"Not 2 far, lol."
"I hop not 2 far!111"
"What happened 2 Snipe?"
"Oh Draco!111111!1 Oh mi fuking gud Draco!1111"

Chapter 34 (6 quotes)

"So what the fuck happened 2 Snipe and Loopin?"
"Where r Draco and Vampira?"
"Whose he!11"

Chapter 35 (16 quotes)

"Draco  what da fuk r u dong!111111"
"Oh  hi Lucian!1"
Im Ebony  the new student  lol 
"Hey  bastards."
"But don't u have a lead singer!"
"Oh my fuking god!11 Datz so fuking sad!1"
 Im in a bnad myself."
"Yeah  were called Blody Gothik Rose 666. Do u wanna hr me sing?"
"I wok dis empt stret on da bolevrad of broken dremz."
"Enopby? Will u join da band? Plz!1"
"Um... ok."
"Are we gong to play tonight?"
"What da hell r u dong here!11"

Chapter 36 (4 quotes)

"OMFG Sorius  I saw u  nd Samaro  and Snip  nd everyone!11111 I kant beleev Snap uzd 2 b goffik!111111"
 Hi  fuker."
"Lizzen, Satan asked me out to a gottik cornet and a movie  so I need a sexah new outfit for da date. Also  I"m playng in a gothic band  so I need an ootfit for that too."
"WTF is he doing?"

Chapter 37 (12 quotes)

"Oh mi fucking satan!11"
"Maybe I cud uze Amnesia potion 2 make Satan foll in love wif me faster!1"
"To make everyfing go faster lolhow on earth are we to tackle this?."
"OMG  fangz!"
"Oh my fuking satan!1"
"How could they do that!11"
 I don't kno  wut da fuk r u DOING 
"Oh sorry I wuz just looking around  koz I thought it wuz  class."
"Oh hi you guys."
"Wheres Satan?"
"Ok  I will see you guyz at da concert."

Chapter 38 (10 quotes)

"Lol, I totally decided not 2 comit suicide when I herd Hilena."
"...Hey Satan  do u know da cure 4 when ppl r adikted 2 Volxemortseruem?"
"Fuk u!11"
"I'm a vampire."
"Yah siriusly."
"Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111"
"U guys  stop!11"

Chapter 39 (13 quotes)

"I'm sorry. It's something I had to do, to fufill my duty as the noble gothic Mary Sue."
"I love you two. I'll...I'll see you in hell."
'Is this a grammar error or a keyboarding spelling error?Where are my emo clothes?'
"Oh mi satan  wut happened!"
"Get the fuk out u fucking bastard!11"
"Volxemort? OMFG what's wrong!111"
"What the fuk happened?"
"Oh my satan!11 Am I lik dead now?"
"OMG I cant beleve Vampirz' dad shot u!1"
"Hey  haz aneone fuking seen Draco?"
"U fucking prep!11"

Chapter 40 (8 quotes)

"Oh mi satan  wut happened!"
"Get the fuk out u fucking bastard!11"
"Volxemort? OMFG what's wrong!111"
"What the fuk happened?"
"Oh my satan!11 Am I lik dead now?"
"OMG I cant beleve Vampirz' dad shot u!1"
"Hey  haz aneone fuking seen Draco?"
"U fucking prep!11"

Chapter 41 (13 quotes)

"OMFG! Im back in Tim again!111"
"Yah  Im okay 4 ur in4mation."
"OMG  am I dedd?"
"WTF! James almust shot Luciious!"
"I guess that's ok."
"Who da fuck is that?"
"Hey Hedwig."
"OMFG  I can get u bak 2gether!"
"Ok  u can 4get about ur class for now, Hedwig. Im going 2 show u something grate!1"
"Cum on u guys."
"B quiet u guys."
"OK  Satan and Hedwig, u guys can start making out."

Chapter 42 (23 quotes)

"You fucking poser."
"Evry1! Jump in b4 itz 2 l8! 
"Dis is da future. Dumbeldore's iPod dat he tried to take away from me wuz really also a tim machine."
"It's somefing u use 2 lizzen 2 music."
"Um  I guezz sand?"
"Oh  its Satan."
"Are you okay  Satan?"
"No  I still like you."
"Oh my fucking god, where's Draco!111 How did Snap get back here! I tohot he wuz in Azerbaijan."
"That bitch!11 Did she also free Hargrid and Loopin?"
"OK. But where's Dracko? How cum he was doing it with Snap?"
"OMG dat's terrible!"
"Lizzen evry1, I have sumthing imptent to do. in hr evry1 stay Everyone stay in here !"
"You fucking bitch!111"
"No!1 Help me!1 Please!1"
"OMG Vampira!111"
"I know  but Im a vampire  lol .
"Where's Draco?"
"I fink Voldimort has arrivd."
"Fuck, I have to find Draco!1 I guess we shood separate."

Chapter 43 (6 quotes)

"Oh Draco  why did you do it with that fucking bastard Snape?"
"Pop addelum!111"
"You fukking perv."
"Now u have 2 tell us where Voldimort is or I'm gong 2 torture u!"
"Oh mi satan! Draco!"
"Oh Vampire! Vampire!"

Chapter 44 (5 quotes)

"Oh my fucking god!1"
"FYI  I hav da picter of u doing it with Loopin!11"
"U guyz are in a Latinwhat? stand-of!111"

Top Wardrobe

black corset with black lace
black leather miniskirt
pink fishnet leggings
black combat boots
white skin
mcr giant t-shirt
black leather dress
necklace pentagram
black lipstick
black eyeliner
black fishnet armwarmers
black highHeels
red nail satanist
black low-cut leather shirt
black ripped leather minidress lace
black lipgloss
spiky belt
black eyeshadow
skull bellyRing with black red diamonds
white makeup
black low-cut leather top chains
black leather pajamas lace
black corset bra with purple stuff
black leather thong
black leather outfit
black heels shoes
pink polo seagull
bag eagle
black leather nightgown
black wand