Edited by Eric

Chapter 23

The door opened and professor Rumbridge and Cornelia Fudge stomped out angrily. Then Dumbledore and Rumbridge saw us.

"MR. WAY WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!" Rumbridge shouted angrily. Dumbledore blared at her.

"Oops, she made a mistake!" he said insidiously. "She means hi everybody, come in!"

Well we all came in angrily. So did all the other students. I sat between Darkness and Draco and opposite B'loody Mary. Crab and Goyle started to make some morbid jokes. They both looked exactly like Ville Vollo. I ate some Count Chocula and drank some blood from a cup. Then I heard someone shouting angrily. I looked behind me it was.........Vampire! He and Draco were shouting at each other.

"Vampire, Draco what the fuck?" I asked.

"You fucking bustard!" yelled Draco at Vampire. "I want to sit next to her!"

"No, I do!" shouted.

No she doesn't fucking like you, you son of a bitch!" yelled Draco.

"No, fuck you motherfucker she loves me not you!" shouted Vampire. And then... he jumped on Draco! (no not in that way you pervert) They started to fight and beat up each other.

Dumbledore yelled at them but they didn't stop. All of a sudden... a terrible man with red eyes and no nose flew in on his broomstick. He had no nose and was wearing a gray robe. All the glass in the window he flew through fell apart. Britney that fucking prep started to cry. Vampire and Draco stopped fighting... I stopped eating... Everyone gasped. the room fell silent...Voldemort!

"Ebony...Ebony..." Darth Vader said evilly in his raspy voice. "Thou have failed your mission. Now I shall kill thou and Vampire as well. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Draco too!"

"Please don't make me kill him please!" I begged.

"No!" he laughed crudely. "Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!" Then he flew away cackling.

I burst into tears. Draco and Vampire came to comfort me. Suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked all cool and gothic. I had a vision where I saw some lighting flash and then Voldemort coming to kill Draco while Draco slit his wrists in a depressed way.

"No!" I screamed sexily. Suddenly I looked up and stopped having the vision.

"Ebony, Ebony, are you alright?" asked Draco in a worried voice.

"Yeah, yeah." I said sadly as I got up.

"Everything's all right Enoby." said Vampire all sensitive.

"No it's not!" I shouted angrily. Tears of blood went down my face. "Oh my fucking God what if I'm getting possessed like in The Ring 2!"

"It's ok girl." said B'loody Mary. "Maybe you should ask Professor Sinister about what the visions mean though."

"Ok bich." I said sadly and then we went.