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Chapter 34

AN: SHUT THE FUCK UP PREPS! have you even read the story? You are probably all just preps and posers so FUCK YOU! Thanks to Caps for the help!
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I woke up in the coffin the next day. Draco was gone. I got up and put on a black tight sexy dress that was all ripped at the end. There was red corset stuff going up the front and the back and it came down to my knees. There was a slit in the dress like in Mr. & Mrs. Smith. I put on ripped black fishnets and black stiletto boots. Suddenly... Sirius knocked on the door. I opened it.

"Hi Ebony." he said. "Guess what you have to come to Professor Sinister's office."

"Ok." I said in a depressed voice. I had wanted to fuck Draco or maybe listen to MCR or Evanescence. I came anyway.

"So what the fuck happened to Snape and Lupin?" I asked Sirius flirtily.

"I fucking tortured them." he answered in a statistic way. "They are in Abkhazian now, hah."

I laughed evilly.

"Where are Draco and Vampire?" I muttered.

"They are excused from school today." Sirius moaned sexily. "Right now they are watching The Nightmare before Christmas."

We went into the office. Professor Sinister was there. She was wearing a goffik black dress that was all ripped all over it, kind of like the one Amy Lee wears in this picture.

She was drinking some Voldemortserum.

She took out the Pensieve and the time-turner.

"Ebony, you will have to do another session now. Also I need you to get me the cure for being addicted." she said sadly. "Good luck. Fangz!"

And then... I jumped into the Pensieve again. Suddenly I looked around...I was in the Great Hall eating Count Chocula. It was morning. I was sitting next to Satan. On a table was a tall gothic man with long black hair, pale skin and blue eyes wearing a suit and black Converse shoes. He looked just like Marilyn Manson. I noticed... he was drinking a potion.

"Who's he!" I asked.

"Oh, that's Professor Slutborn." Satan said. "He's the Potions teacher... Ebony?"

"Yeah?" I asked.

"Did you know that Marilyn Mason is playing in Hogsmeade tonight? And they are showing The Exorcist at the movies before that."

"Yeah?"

"Well... want to go to the concert and the movie with me?"

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