Edited by Jacob

Chapter 36

I looked around in a depressed way. Suddenly I saw Professor Sinister. B'loody Mary, Sirius and Draco, Vampire and Willow were there too.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD Sirius, I saw you, and Samaro, and Snape, and everyone! I can't believe Snape used to be gothic!"

"Yeah, I know." Sirius said sadly.

"Oh hey there, bitch." Professor Trelawney said in an emo voice, drinking some Voldemortserum.

"Hi, fucker." I said. "Listen, Satan asked me out to a gothic concert and a movie, so I need a sexy new outfit for the date. Also, I'm playing in a gothic band, so I need an outfit for that too."

"Oh my Satan!" (get it, because shes gothic) gasped B'loody Mary. "Want to go to Hot Topic to shop for your outfit?"

"OH MY FUCKING SATAN, lets have a group cutting session!" said Professor Trelawney.

"I can't fucking wait for that, but we need to get some stuff first." said Willow.

"Yeah, we need some potions for Professor Trelawney so she won't be addicted to Voldemortserum anymore. And also... some love potion for Ebony." Draco said reluctantly.

"Well, we have potions class now." Willow said . "So let's go."

We went sexily to Potions class. But Snap wasnt' there. Instead, it was...Cornelia Fudge!

"Hey, where the fuck is Dumbledore!" Draco shouted angrily.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" shouted Cornelia Fudge. "He is in Azkhabian now with Snap and Loopin. He is old and weak and he has cancer. "Now do your work!"

My friends and I talked angrily.

"Can you BELIEVE Snap used to be gothic!" Vampire asked surprisedly.

"THAT'S IT!" CORNELIA FUCK SHOUTED ANGRILY. "I'M GETTING PROFESSOR RUMBRIDGE!"

He stomped out angrily.

My friends and I began talking again. I began to drink some blood mixed with beer. Suddenly I saw Hagrid in the cupboard.

"WHAT THE FUCK is he doing?" I asked. Then I looked at Draco. He was wearing tons of eyeliner and he looked sexier than ever. Suddenly... "HARGRID WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!" he shouted.

I looked around...Hagrid was putting something in my glass of blood! Draco and Vampire started to beat him up sexily.

"God you are such a poser!" I shouted at Hagrid. Suddenly I looked at what he was putting in the blood. It was... Amnesia Potion!