Edited by EricChapter 40
THE IDIOT'S NOTE: Well... this was in the doc area... might as well let the whole
world see what the real Tara wanted to show us... Have a nice day!
AN: Shut the fuck up
preps
get a life!
YOU SUCK!
Oh, and from now on I'll be on vacation in England until like
August so I won't be able to update for a while,
haha. Thanks
to
everyone
who
reviewed
except
the
preps
who flamed.
FUCK
YOU!
MCR
RULES 666!
I woke up in the
Nurse's office on a special gothic coffin.
Hagrid
was in the bed opposite me in a coma
because
Vampire
and Draco had beat
him up.
Mr. Norris was cleaning the room.
"Oh my
satan,
what happened!"
I
screamed.
Suddenly Voldemort came.
He
looked less mean than usual.
"Get the fuck out you fucking
bastard!"
I
yelled.
"Thou hath not
killed
Vampire yet!"
he
said
angrily.
Suddenly
he started to
cry tears of
blood
all selective.
"Voldemort? OH MY FUCKING GOD what's wrong!"
I
asked.
Suddenly,
Lucian, Professor Sinister and Sirius came!
B'loody
Mary and Vampire were with
them.
Everyone was holding black
boxes.
VOLDEMORT
metathesis syncope.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD
Ebony
you're alive!111"
screamed
Vampire.
I hugged him and B'loody
Mary.
"What the fuck happened?"
I
asked
them.
"Oh my satan! Am I
like dead now?"
I
gasped.
"Ebony,
you were almost shot!"
said
Sirius.
"But the
bullet could not kill you since you were from
another time."
"But thanks anyway!"
said
Lucian,
holding out
his
arm.
I gasped.
He had two
arms!
"OH MY GOD
I
can't
believe
Vampire's dad
shot you!"
I
gasped.
"Well,
to be honest,
Snape
was
possessed by Snape
back
then."
said
James.
"Yeah,
he
was a spy."
Sirius
said
sadly.
"He
was really a Death Dealer."
"And he
was such a fucking poser too!"
said
Lucian.
"He
didn't even really
know
who
GC were until I told him."
Well anyway, everyone started
to give me presents.
I was opening a black box with red 666's
(there was a DVD of The Corpse Bride in it) on it when I gasped.
Mr. Norris looked up angrily because
he
hated
goths.
"Hey,
has
anyone
fucking seen Draco?"
I
asked
gothically.
"No,
Draco told me he
would be watching House of
Wax."
said
Professor
Trelawney.
"He
doesn't know that
you're better. Anyway,
the
nurse said you
could get up. Come on!"
I got up
suicidally.
Lucian, Sirius and Professor
Sinister left.
I
was wearing a black leather nightgown.
Under that I had on
a sexy
black leather bra trimmed
with
black lace, with a matching thong that said gothic
girl on the butt and
sexy fishnets that kind of hooked onto my
thong
(if you don't get the idea message me,
I'll tell you).
I put on a black fishnet top under
a black
MCR t-shirt, a black leather
miniskirt with black lace and Converse
shoes.
I left the hospital's
wings with
B'loody
Mary, Willow and Vampire.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD
lets celebrate!"
gasped
Willow.
"We can go see
House of
Wax
with
Draco!"
giggled
Vampire.
"Let's go listen
to
GC and cut
ourselves!"
said
B'loody.
We opened the
common room door sexily.
And then, I
gasped.
Draco
was there doing it with
Snape!
He
was wearing a black
t-shirt
with 666 on the front and baggy jeans.
"You fucking prep!"
we all yelled
angrily.
"Yeah,
you betrayed us!"
shouted
Vampire
angrily as he took out his black gun.
"No,
you don't
understand!"
screamed
Draco
sadly as he took his thingie out of Snape's.
"No shit you
fucking
suck
you preppy bastard!"
said
Willow
trying to
attack
him
(you
rock girl!).
I ran suicidally to
my room.
I sexily took a stake
out.
"Ebony no!"
screamed
Draco but it was
too
late,
I had slit my
wrists
with it and suddenly everything went black again.
Idiot's Note: Ugh... I know... terrible... but then again, this wouldn't be called
the worst fanfic ever if not for the fact that the writing
standards meets the level of a day old fetus...
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