"My Immortal"
"Hey, it's ok I don't like him better than YOU!"
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Paradoxes

Chapter 1 (1)

It was snowing and raining

Chapter 2 (1)

It was snowing and raining again.

Chapter 7 (1)

frenching passively

Chapter 16 (3)

cause guys don't like to talk a bout you-know-what
muttered loudly
talked to each other in silence

Chapter 17 (2)

blak blood-red miniskirt
leather fish-nets

Chapter 21 (2)

Filth is der any1 unda da cloak!
gothic red bed

Chapter 24 (1)

class fucking dismissed every1

Chapter 25 (1)

frenching passively

Chapter 28 (1)

passively we did it

Chapter 32 (3)

yeah that's what they used to call it in these time before it became Hogsmeade in 2000
noo its called Hot Ishoo
then in 1998 dey changd it to hot topic

Chapter 33 (1)

screemed passively

Chapter 37 (2)

I put it in my poket.
Oh sorry

Chapter 38 (2)

Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work
shoot off his arm

Chapter 41 (5)

I guessed dat when I had slit mi wrists I had went bak in tim instead of dieing
"No ur not dead." Satan reassured suicidally
Hairy's dad
I said seductively evn tho I wuz nut tring to b
Drako is never gong 2 b frends with vampire now

Chapter 43 (1)

Den he did da same fing to Harry.

Chapter 44 (1)

that goffik girl Paris Hillton